5 Things Biden Has Done For Us???

“Here’s to failure!” – The Producers

When a cow runs out of milk?  Udder silence.

I was flipping through my phone and an article caught my eye.  In this case, it wasn’t about the story, “Woman Mistakes Menu Prices For Calories” (an Actual Story) but instead it was “5 Good Things Biden Has Done For All Of Us”.

I was a bit surprised by the title, but, hey, I could go with that.  What did the author (a long-time water-carrier for the Left) have to say?  It’s no surprise that nearly every adult who hasn’t had a prefrontal lobotomy or isn’t a committed Leftist (but I repeat myself) has been disappointed by Biden.  And that was from a really low bar of expectation so that “speaking coherent and complete sentences and not doing anything” would have been considered a win.  However, this article title was the equivalent of, “Smallpox And Native Americans, The Bright Side For The Sioux”.

I’m worried that my smallpox joke is old, and that people just won’t get it anymore.

What did they credit droolin’ Joe with?  First, the Bipartisan Infrastructure Bill.  This will add over a trillion dollars to the debt.  Why should that matter?  Well, the last time I checked, inflation was over 8% by the “official” numbers that likely understate it by half or more.  Spending another trillion probably won’t destroy the economy that much faster than the other crap Joe’s messing up, or will it?

Sure, the roads could always use more funding, but most of what I’ve seen would benefit the large urban centers with the types of large government plans that Leftists love.  I, for one, am thrilled that the government is going to fund electric charging stations and freight rail, you know, things that private companies could and should do instead of having Washington fund it.

Don’t worry, if the government makes electricity stations for cars, they’ll be free of charge.

Second, the Leftist hack had the guts to credit Biden for the economy.  Yeah, I know, it was tough to type that without laughing.  I won’t try to explain the tortured pretzel logic.  It was similar to everything that a Leftist ever creates:  a huge explanation of why something isn’t what it really is, like why babies are dangerous or murderers are really the victims.

The economy is a wreck.  Even without inflation, the stock market is crashing, the jobs that are being created are awful, and we’re importing record amounts of stuff.  Oh, sure, we’re exporting, but it’s mainly free stuff to the Ukraine and marketing of Hunter Biden’s valuable “services”.

I’m betting it’s like sauerkraut, smoke, and six-day old sweat.

Okay, what’s third on her list?

NATO.  I’m laughing at that one.  Leftists spent decades wanting to tear down NATO because it was in opposition to the place they really loved, the Soviet Union.  Now that the Soviet Union is gone and Russia is the current bad guy, the Left loves NATO like Nancy Pelosi loves vodka.

I used to like NATO, but that was when we had an existential crisis brewing with the Soviet Union – it was them or us.  It served its purpose and the Soviet worldview based on world domination lost.  So, why do we need NATO?  Oh, sure, Russia.  The same Russia that’s currently spent 82 days gaining approximately six acres in the Ukraine?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m in favor of a strong defense, but I’m just not sure what NATO defends against right now.  But, hey, they have 62 acres of office space in Brussels right next to some pretty cool chocolate shops and a cool gay NATO flag.

If the war keeps going like this, Russia might want to join NATO for protection against Ukraine.

Fourth on the list is child poverty.  I can understand Biden’s desire to avoid child poverty, since it makes their hair brittle and not smell so appealing.  On a serious note, the way he’s doing this?  The way the Left does everything:  pouring more money that they printed into it.  The irony is that the short-term, minor reduction in poverty will be utterly dwarfed by the size of the economic destruction that the unending streams of free money cause.

The last thing on the writer’s list?

Diversity.

I could go on and on about this one, but Diversity as used by the Left means, “not a white guy who likes girls” – anything else is Diverse.  I have no idea why diversity is listed as a strength, but everyone keeps saying that, which is like asking “do you walk to school or carry your lunch?”  It’s nonsense packaged as being self-evident.  Is there any possible way that having sex with men helps the comically named Pete Buttigieg a better Secretary of Transportation?  Is there any reason that having more women in the White House is a benefit, I mean, outside of paying them 30% less?

No.

What does Diversity mean to me?  A lot of different things.

The end result is this:  the Left is grasping at straws – any straws.  Anything and everything that Joe Biden has done has turned into failure.  Not small failure, but the worst type of humiliating, debilitating failure.  It’s funny when it’s just him and Hunter, but in this case we’re paying the price.  On the bright side?  At least Hunter has something to do . . . .

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

24 thoughts on “5 Things Biden Has Done For Us???”

  2. The Left: America is becoming less White and that is a great thing!

    Also the Left: The Great Replacement is a White supremacist conspiracy theory!

    Most of the stuff we are seeing, the war in Ukraine, inflation, the border, food shortages, are just stepping stones to the Great Replacement which is a necessary step for the Great Reset. Sure, with a few exceptions, virtually every significant achievement of mankind for the last thousand years was accomplished by a White man but we are just too hard to control so we have to go. It is a slow moving genocide but it is getting less slow and more obvious by the day. We are all going to face the choice between getting in the boxcar or doing something about it, sooner rather than later.

  3. The “diversity is our strength” trope is seriously irritating. My employer repeats it so often that it seems corporate is trying to convince themselves in addition to brainwashing we peons. Always presented as settled science without supporting proof, because there is none. Far from being a ‘strength’ in the traditional sense, diversity does nothing but drive a wedge between groups and reinforce stereotypes. Everyone knows who the ‘token’ is on any team, and who was hired for their skin tone or genitalia or disorientation rather than their ability to contribute.

    Among several other inanities, the recent compulsory “sensitivity workshop” I was forced to attend enlightened us pale Neanderthals that it is now strictly verboten to comment, positively or negatively, on a female coworker’s hairstyle. And expecting black employees to show up to the job on time is now deemed unreasonable and racist. But sure, go ahead and razz the straight White guy about his bald spot or unruly mop of hair and chew him out if he’s ten minutes late.

    1. I got diversity when i played college ball. Unlike the white libtards, black feetsball players and boxing trainers have a healthy respect for the value of YT. Namely that jobs like offensive lineman and qback mean a better program, more wins and better quality white wimmens. Keeps losing and end up with sistas wif attitudes. And that’s a good reason to escape the Hood right there. Just like Mexicans and Blacks prefer to work for a guy that doesn’t bounce payroll checks. Libtards hate the idea of actually working, so they hate the working classes that provide them with their ivory tower lifestyles. They should keep in mind that the Aztecs were the slaves of the previous dynasty and that Toussaint Louverture wasn’t kind to the Mandingo fetishists of the deposed French rule. The Western Libtard is truly a suicidal character.

    2. The odd part (and this might be a future post) is that things were really okay in the perception of nearly everyone in the 1990s. But now? The Leftist machine is in overdrive.

  4. Of course those five items are all great, if your goal is the utter destruction of the USA and Western civilization.
    Oh, wait…

  5. Diversity, treated as a goal in isolation suggests that LGBTYADAYADA, Blacks, single-mothers, immigrants do not need jobs or shelves stocked with food or fuel or affordable housing and are immune to being mugged.

    That is beyond patronizing. It is insulting.

    The failures of the Biden administration are deep and broad and seem to be taking on a life of their own

    1. It has already been the two worst years of any administration in history, and it hasn’t even been two years.

  6. Diversity sounds good, until you realize grifting, laziness, ignorance, and criminal behavior isn’t found in one race, or ethnicity. That’s when character, intelligence, and honesty become important. Of course, this makes sense, so liberals can ignore such logic.

    1. “grifting, laziness, ignorance, and criminal behavior isn’t found in one race”
      True. But they sure are prevalent in one race.

    1. That’s the interesting question isn’t it. We read Pravda to find out what kind of internecine fights are going on amongst the nomenklatura.

  8. Heads up-Gas is $6 a gallon and diesel $8 a gallon in some regions of the glorious peoples republic of California and this will go nationwide by late summer.
    The faculty lounge in their brilliance didn’t read the part about the Big Lie only working if the comrades of the glorious New Man unity collective are shielded from the consequences.
    Gas is over $4 a gallon in all 50 states right now, historic!

  9. NATO was the brainchild of Dean Acheson, who was eventually uncovered as a Soviet agent.

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