Aliens: The Fakest Thing Ever?

“Crazy people can be very persuasive.” – The X-Files

Do werewolves live in warehouses?

I’ve enjoyed Scott Adams for years – the first time I saw his strips were on office photocopypasta in the 1990s where his brand of humor really hit home with folks at the place I was working.  So, he’s an awesome cartoonist, and very funny.  We’d say things like, “Dilbert’s just like me!” but then realize that we were in color and three dimensional.

Adams also picked Trump as a walk-in winner in 2016 way ahead of the crowd, but was dead wrong on the ‘Rona and the Vaxx®, so he’s not an oracle or a cult leader.  But he does have interesting thoughts and I like reading him, and his podcast, while not good as mine, seems to have attracted a slightly larger audience.

So, when he tossed these Tweets® (or are they Xeets™ now??) up I thought I’d share them.  Here are the rest:

I’ll admit, I’ve been fascinated by UFOs (the old name before they got fancy and started calling them UAPs) since I was a kid.  I’ve been following the unfolding story since the “Tic-Tac®” videos came out in 2017 because any version of an answer for what was observed was interesting.  Either the United States had amazing tech beyond anything, .gov is faking it, or it was something that fell into that big bucket of “aliens and demons and interdimensional beings – oh, my!”

Scott presents the idea that this subject is being brought up at the very moment that lots (and I mean a record number) of other things are brewing in the news:

  • We live in a nation at the brink of civil conflict,
  • White House Resident Joe Biden is facing a presidential scandal, with amazing evidence, that is the biggest since Watergate,
  • We might be seeing a soft coup against Biden right now as the Left wants to jettison him for someone else,
  • (Not anyone else, since no one wants Kamala),
  • Adding a janitor at Mar-A-Largo© to the list of people who are indicted along with Trump because he helped move boxes (really),
  • Hunter seems to have lost more cocaine,
  • Prices for luxuries like food have jumped, and are set to jump again as the Ukraine Conflict enters day 5,000, and
  • Payments for interest on the national debt are starting to be higher than Johnny Depp.

What’s the difference between Hunter Biden and his prostitutes?  His prostitutes probably pay at least some taxes.

Is there something to distract us from?  Yup.

Everything.

Why?  Because that list above isn’t even close to being complete.

This is the danger.  Scott describes it as a secret war, but I’m not sure that there are even two sides, since the FBI, CIA, and most other (but not all) organizations are tied back to supporting the Left.

I bought my ex a big diamond ring.  She said, “Thanks, but we really need a new car.”  Me:  “But they don’t sell fake cars.”

So, is all this fake, the biggest and fakest thing ever?

I don’t know.  It would make sense that it was.  The Soviets Russians seem to have their “it’s all a lie” face on and China’s doing, well, whatever it is that China does when no one’s watching.  Maybe hate-eating a box of Twinkies®?

And as we see all of the shiny, sparkly news going on, keep in mind the important things – your faith, your family, and your friends.  There’s a lot of news that we get that we simply cannot do anything with, that for many of us is nothing more than a signal of what’s going on in the greater world.

We need to come together, find like-minded folks who share your values, and be ready for the changes that are coming in the world, because if they’re using aliens to distract us, well, they must be very scared indeed.

I’m glad that Hillary didn’t win, because then so many people would have moved to Benghazi, because at least there she’d leave them alone.

Don’t let it make you fret, and certainly don’t let it control your mood.

Because Scott is right from the standpoint that we have to keep living our lives, yet keep an eye out for the real story.

So enjoy that kitten while you can – they grow up so fast.

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

57 thoughts on “Aliens: The Fakest Thing Ever?”

  1. Maybe it is just me but I would think that aliens capable of interstellar travel could somehow avoid crash landing on Earth multiple times, unless Earth is where alien teenage girls practice parallel parking….

    1. It’s hard to parallel park while watching the YouTube video on it.

  2. The real “canary in the coal mine” is when Zelenskyyyyyy “retires” to Miami Beach, London or Lake Como. My guess is pretty soon. Our $$$ (and patience) are running low/out.

    Can’t wait to hear the myriad of excuses/lies from the MSM, along the theme of “We were misled, our sources were inaccurate, et al, ad infinitum…”

    1. I wouldn’t bet on a long retirement. There is someone somewhere sharpening Trotsky’s icepick.

    2. The Mrs. was betting (several months ago) that there would be American boots on the ground in Ukraine by August. I’m hoping she’s wrong. I don’t expect Ukraine to have the same government a year from now, and that it won’t recover this century.

      1. Didn’t you notice the recent approval of hazard pay (or somesuch) for troops that are and have been in Ukraine?

  3. Thank you! After everything that went on during Covid, it is amazing to see how many are actually persuaded by this new narrative. I’m worried for the people. We’ve truly lost our way.

    1. Actually, most people have ignored it, since I think that government has lost all credibility.

  4. Adams is the first place I heard “experimental gene therapy” and I thought he gaslighted into participating in the COV-LARP.
    Comradette Hillary stated that the CPUSA (D) branch of the Uniparty counts on the gullibility of the Chiquitstan voter and here we are in a fake and GAE third rate CCCP banana.
    Remember the Voltaire quote about those who can commit you to believe absurdities can get atrocities going in no time.
    No one even asked if the Fundamental Transformation was going to be an improvement.
    The more for them less for us (h/t-Carlin) is the Great Reset Leap Forward.

    1. FWIW, Clif High sez they’re real and are mining the rings of Saturn. And our ocean bottoms (shades of The Abyss).

      No, this ain’t The Babylon Bee. Was in one of his newest Bitchute vids this week.

      1. Clif is probably high. I’ll be waiting for those pictures from Saturn and the bottom of the oceans.

    2. I think Scott says what he wants, when he wants since he has the money to do exactly that. But sometimes he gets fooled . . .

  5. The gaslighting so far:
    Girls can be boys and boys can be girls (it’s a mixed up muddled up, shook up world!); brain damaged politicians are the best politicians; the Economy® is doing GRRRRRRRReat!!!!; gas stoves are evil; air conditioners are evil; pizza ovens are evil; we need to end farming because it’s BAAAAAAD; we can live just fine without the oil industry – let’s end it now and find out; White people are a virus; bugs are delicious; government should be in charge of the Truth®; black rifles are the most deadly; what are you afraid of? Take the shot, bigot!; that injection is still saving lives; The oceans are boiling; There are four seasons, Fall, Winter, Spring, and WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE OF CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!.

    Oh! And EVERYTHING IS RACIST®

    Don’t waste time with hope, embracing the absurdity is the only viable option.

    1. “…Don’t waste time with hope, embracing the absurdity is the only viable option.”

      Healing power of AND

      In the end, we win, they lose. Ca ira

    3. And more to come. It just gets sillier and sillier as they think they’re close to the goal line. I think they’ve lost the middle.

  6. Scott is spot on about a few other beliefs he has expressed recently as well…

    1. I listened to those podcasts – it was entirely intentional, and probably planned for about 9 months.

  7. There’s a theory the “aliens” are the descendants of an earlier civilization on Earth. If so, they sure did a good job of destroying their first effort, and are probably making wagers on this incarnation of the species.

        1. Not to mention that the timeline from 0-1000 AD might be 300 years too long.

        2. Absolutely!!!!! Even most isotopes that would be associated with nuclear stuff would have undergone decay. I was really surprised when I found out how completely the slate was wiped clean.

  8. When the DoD says “UAP”, our brain-dead media hear “we have a new name for UFOs”, but actually, there’s an important difference. A UAP is a phenomenon, an observation, which is not necessarily an object of any kind. Sometimes it’s something that someone saw with their naked eye, but how many naked eyes are there while flying? Very few. Everybody could be seeing reflections from windows (or canopies), defective opto-electronic sensors, spoofed radar returns, and so on. If our sensors are defective or vulnerable to interference, that’s something very much worth investigating (and there will be people not happy with the findings, if that’s the case).

    2. If the Chinese or Russians (or us) have something that can spoof sensors like that . . . . whoa.

  9. Look at the video clips of the objects that the Navy jets supposedly chased around. Some of them go into the water yet do not displace the water. They seem to just slip into the water?

    In my very non professional opinion those were holograms. It is a huge scam.

    1. Holograms? Jeeze–please get a grip. What you are seeing is advanced antigravity technology that is perhaps a thousand years more advanced, perhaps thousands of years more advance than anything we could imagine in the wildest Star Trek episode or even in our most outlandish theoretical scientific speculations. I’ll paraphrase Arthur C. Clarke when he said…”that advanced technology demonstrated before those who are less advanced, would be viewed as supernatural or even magic.” This whole UAP/UFO agenda has been covered up because by and large the average numb-skull breathing air on this planet lives in a grounded set of paradigms (religious, economic, social, etc.) which if shattered by revelations that we (as human meat sacks on a small speck of dust in this universe) are not alone–and that others out there are far more advanced and that some of them look upon us as we here on this planet as we would view cockroaches… well that would upset the psychological control mechanisms (news media propaganda, religion, money, energy and so forth) would present massive social upheavals.

      Let’s look at what Orson Wells did back in the late 30’s with his radio broadcast of “War Of The Worlds” –many people tuning in late actually believed we were being invaded by Martians. It caused in many places quite a panic–and the government in DC took notice of this. This is why the secrecy behind the UAP/UFO thing for decades. People would not be able to handle the fact that we are just cosmic cockroaches and that other civilizations out there could turn us into pet food if they wanted to.

      Now the OP may be correct that these revelations are coming at a time for a “big reveal” and a big distraction to keep out minds off the dire economic disasters ahead and WWIII with Russia to mention just a couple things. But the UAP/UFO thing is real. We are not alone. Our cosmic neighbors are not all nice and cuddly. The US government (and other governments) have been interacting with the entities behind these flying contraptions for many decades. Religious leaders are attempting to splain’ away all of this now as ‘demonic-fallen-angels’ to keep their bread buttered and their churches filled and many of the rapture-retards are buying into the jargon. If say some people in a Cessna 172 somehow flew into a time altering worm-hole and wound up in 2,000 BC they would be worshiped as gods–if the same Cessna wound up in the 1400’s–the occupants would be burned as witches by the Christian Catholic Church.

  10. From the title, I thought this post was going to be about Paco and Achmed fording the Rio Grande while dreaming of the riches unbounded that they’ll shortly be collecting from Uncle Sugar just for washing up on the U.S. side. Nothing fake about that, other than the gross undercounting by the Biden cartel of just how many Pacos and Achmeds are actively enriching us these days.

    Then the indoctrination kicked in and I remembered that they are no longer referred to as ‘aliens’ but ‘trans-nationalists’, instead. Or ‘influencers’. Or ‘bonus holes’. Or whatever. It’s so hard to keep up.

  11. It’s funny how there used to be so many intriguing pictures and videos of UFOs, “grays”, and such. But now that everybody has a still/video camera in his pocket, not so much.

    BTW, did you see the way I used “his” to refer to a generic person instead of some stupid plural or a non-word that starts with “x”? It’s true, I’m a hateful white supremacist or something worse maybe.

    1. A meteorite hits Russia, and hundreds of automobile dash cams record its passing. A TV special reverse engineers its path from videos, then goes and collects fragments on the ground.

      Yet still nothing similar for bigfoot, loch ness monster, gray aliens, ghosts, or angels.

    2. Me: Your pronouns are they/them? How does that even make sense when you are just one entity?

      Triggered blue-haired trans-species fembot with bone in nose: Did you just assume my multiplicity?

    3. Hahaha!

      Yeah, you would expect a lot more now that there are a billion cameras out and about daily.

  13. “White House Resident Joe Biden is facing a presidential scandal, with amazing evidence, that is the biggest since Watergate.”
    Your pathological delusion is staggeringly frightening. There have been far greater (of recent years) criminal “scandals” committed by the D.C. Uniparty political-class, and NONE of the criminals involved have been indicted, arrested, convicted, or punished in any way.
    Double-Plus yawnnnnn.

  16. I remember a cute old liberal scientist who said “Extraordinary claims require extra ordinary proof.”

    Or as I like to say, if you are filling a show about proving bigfoot is real, you better have a .300 WinMag or a .45-70 Govt with you so you can bring his carcass back strapped to the fender of the Buick. Otherwise it is bull . . . . from start to finish.

    1. Drinking & golfing in Palm Beach one weekend 30 yrs/ or so ago, met two chicks at the Leopard Lounge that worked for the Weekly World News. Asked how I could get a bigfoot story from the NC Mtns. in print (lived near Boone).

      “One witness & a crappy photo of someone in a rental costume.”

  17. If its being pushed by the MSM its probably propaganda. If its the subject of alt media, its 50/50 true or false. It may be both. It will be determined if and only if more info becomes available. If its 100% true and threatening to the powers that be, its unlikely we will ever learn of it.
    Prove me wrong.

  18. I’ll believe when Bigfoot and a gray or green are doing the hokey-pokey in my front yard.

  19. The government saying that aliens exist is the most compelling argument that they actually don’t exist.

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