Had several snow-related activities, so didn’t get a chance to start tonight’s post. Should be back with a proper post on Wednesday. With that, please enjoy these memes!
No one really liked the Aztecs. Especially not the Chevy Aztec.
I can understand skeletons, but how are young guys supposed to get ghoulfriends?
All of these colliders in one place is a big con-CERN.
They used to classify homosexuality as a mental illness – I think it was because the gays weren’t thinking straight.
He is the one who was foretold.
If the Cat in the Hat opened a Learing Center, would that be considered a nursery crime?
I had a dog once that barked when U-boats showed up on movies I was watching. I guess he was a sub-woofer.
I think there’s a good case to make that worship of Ra was an early pyramid scheme.
Prison may be a word to you and me, but to some it’s an entire sentence.
I really like the Moon, but The Mrs. says it’s just a phase.
I’ve done terrible things for money, like going to work every day.
J.D. Vance likes his coffee like he likes his wife: from a third world country and at a reasonable price.
My friend told me he had schizophrenia. I told him not to worry, he’s not alone.
Even when they talk about their armies, the Europeans use the metric system. Military! I do think their armies are small, or they’d have a Megatary.
Where does a pedant get their water? From a well, actually.
His name was Jack Woolams:
Batman without women talking? I’ll allow it.
Dinosaurs once looked down on Chuck Norris. Once.
I hear Tesla drivers worship at an Elon Mosque.
When you want all of the money in Appalachia.
The Mrs. yelled out “Mordor” in a dream. She was Tolkien in her sleep.
