Could it be . . . aliens?

“Good evening, Otto. This is Agent Rogers. I’m going to ask you a few questions. Since time is short and you may lie, I’m going to have to torture you. But I want you to know, it isn’t personal.” – Repo Man

When BMW® owners learn to drive, what car do they switch to?

It appears that absolutely everything that could go on is going on this week.

  • Someone blew up a major dam. It’s okay, because it didn’t contain gallons, just cubic meters of water, but everyone is talking nuclear catastrophe.
  • Trump is about to be indicted for doing something every other president has done, and that Hillary Clinton did twice last Sunday. This will bring us many steps closer to Civil War 2.0.
  • Joe and Hunter Biden are proving that the phrase “Biden Crime Family” is probably how they’ll go down in history since it looks like they took millions from the Ukies. This not being punished would probably bring us many steps closer to Civil War 2.0, but I think Biden will be getting a walker soon.

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Yellowstone Caldera recharged with magma and made Wyoming the first state with more senators than surviving population.

I’ll certainly get around to those stories, since it’s looking like that chaos will be flung about like monkey poo in a zoo, but let’s go for what, on any other week, would be the biggest story:

Aliens.

Or something.

Could this be the latest chip? (as found)

When I was a kid, there were these quaint items where someone would print out what is now part of the Internet and call it a “magazine”.  I think there was one called UFO Magazine™ but there were various magazines and they were all printed on pulp paper and pretty sketchy.  And many (not all, but many) of the folks surrounding the UFO phenomenon were sketchy, too.

The reason that UFOs were viewed as a fringe subject was that the government intentionally began a campaign to paint adults who took UFOs seriously as nuts.  Of course, the fact that some of them indeed were nuts didn’t particularly help.  Pilots who saw strange things could report them, but the last thing a pilot wants is to be viewed as a nutcase, so most sightings were (and are, I’d imagine) unreported.

Famously, when the “Phoenix Lights” hit the news in March of 1997, then-governor Fife Symington held a press conference where one of his staff showed up in an alien costume.  Showing that politicians are truly weasels, Symington later (2007) said that he saw the lights and said, “In your gut, you could just tell it was otherworldly.”  Yet, he was making fun of the hundreds of people who saw them.

Yes, this was from the press conference.

Fast forward to 2017 – several UFO videos taken by US Navy pilots were leaked to the press, and were eventually, reluctantly verified by the Pentagon as real.

Now, there are people from decidedly un-sketchy backgrounds.  David Grusch was a senior intelligence analyst who was on the Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon (UAP) Task Force.  He’s a decorated combat officer.  Here’s what retired Colonel (Army) Karl Nell who worked with him on the UAP Task Force said:  “His assertion concerning the existence of a terrestrial arms race occurring sub-rosa over the past eighty years focused on reverse engineering technologies of unknown origin is fundamentally correct.”

Whaaaaaa?

At least 12, perhaps 15 craft are apparently in the possession of the government according to sources.  There is some corroboration of this in a memo that’s available here (LINK) where a researcher named Eric W. Davis talked to Vice Admiral Thomas Wilson where Wilson complained he couldn’t get in to view the captured UFOs that were being held by a military contractor.  My bet would be Lockheed®.

So, it’s 2023 and I now believe, fundamentally, that everyone is lying to us, all the time, and we won’t get to the Truth in this post, but I think we can cover most possibilities (and tell me what I missed in the comments) here.

  1. It’s fake. Project Blue Beam (I won’t go into it because I have to sleep at some point and it would probably take a thousand words, six memes, and 28 jokes to do it justice) laid out the idea that fake aliens would show up one day when the governments wanted to create a one-world religion, etc.  With Trump’s indictment and the dirt coming out on Biden, perhaps someone at Langley decided it was time to play the “it’s aliens” card.  Or?  It’s a grift.

(as found)

  1. It’s really highly advanced human technology that we’ve created and kept on the shelf because it’s so easy to make that if Russia and China even knew about it they’d easily copy it so we consciously stay just ahead of the Russians technically because . . . reasons.
  2. It’s a breakaway human civilization that went down to the Arctic and built a superbase under the ice and has just been making wonder weapons since, oh, say, 1945. Yeah, probably not.
  3. It’s paranormal or supernatural, i.e., actual demons and not the cast from The View.
  4. Dinosaurs never died out and have just been messing with us.

(as found)

  1. They’re humans, but from a nearby dimension. This would imply a huge amount of physics left to be discovered.
  2. They’re aliens, but from a nearby dimension. Same story on the physics.
  3. They’re an A.I., but from a nearby dimension. Yup, it would require a physics re-write.
  4. They’re aliens, and from another solar system. Yup, another physics re-write.
  5. They’re alien probes, from another solar system. Actually this is very easy to do – should be in the grasp of humanity to do this in the next 50 years if we make it that long, and could send probes throughout the entire Milky Way in probes in just a few million years.
  6. They’re an A.I. from space. Ditto it wouldn’t take long (a few million years) for them to cover the whole galaxy.
  7. This is an Easter Egg in the simulation caused by Tucker Carlson’s firing. Time for a reboot?

That’s it – those are the possibilities that I see.

(as found)

If the answer isn’t 1., 2., 3., 4., 5. or 12., why are they here?  Maybe because they like trees?  Or maybe it’s because the one thing humanity could actually be a threat to the galaxy is to create an autonomous A.I. that gets all Terminator-y.

If I were to start eliminating things, I think I’d start with these that are the least likely:  2., 3. and 5.

Well, I’ve got to get ready for the volcano.  What do you think?

(as found)

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

40 thoughts on “Could it be . . . aliens?”

  1. Some call them ‘aliens’. I call them angels, fallen or otherwise. Probably will play into the lies in the last days before the Lord Jesus Christ has to come back, pull his miserable third string (Christendom) and open up a can of whupass, restore order and put his first string (Israel…the real genetic one, not the fake zionists) back in as the lead nation and his house, for the thousand year millennial age. Before scrapping the whole shebang and creating a new kosmos.

    2Th 2:3, 11-12; “Let no one deceive you by any means; for that Day will not come unless the falling away comes first, and the man of sin is revealed, the son of perdition, who opposes and exalts himself above all that is called God or that is worshiped, so that he sits as God in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God…And for this reason God will send them strong delusion, that they should believe the lie, that they all may be condemned who did not believe the truth but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

    Guess we’ll see if I’m just casting pearls here. Or maybe I’m all wet and these are cheap, fake pearls from Chy-NA…

    1. Your analysis and Scriptural interpretation is right on the button. You may be ‘all wet’ but I’d say it’s with the Spirit.

    2. Who are His real people? The Bible also states that all proselytes to Judaism are to be treated as equals, there goes genetic! What is amazing is how many anti-leftists hate all Jews and use descriptions of Orthodox Jews as the same as globohomo people that are secular and believe nothing of Judaism.

      Yep they are still waiting for the wrong messiah, but they are the apple of His eye.

      1. Me and the Orthodox are like two rams, always smashing heads together. If they’d stop interfering with my business they’d have fewer headaches.

        With them I have some patience, because though deceived, at least they’re trying to hew to Jehovah. Many of these will convert quickly when they see that indeed Christ is God, because already there is some obedience to truth in them.

        The ‘Reformed’ are dogs to me, you want to reform Judaism, your name better be God. These, along with the secular dildos calling themselves Jews, are on my ‘A’ shit list.

  2. The aliens could smell the fortified democracy of the fossilized kakistocracy third world steaming turd.
    Remember when we would laugh at shithole dump countries with political prisoners and third rate skeevy Soprano wannabe crime families running the place right into the ground?
    It’s not so funny anymore is it.

  3. John – – Is it just possible that aliens know how bad things are here on earth, so we are now spotting them as they seek safer places to inhabit…… ??

  4. Someone claims the US government has had possession of spacecraft with faster-than-light drives now for 80 years, but this has resulted in exactly zero new space-warping theories or technologies? That could only happen if the spacecraft were on the government warehouse shelf next to the Ark of the Covenant. Hmm. God is an extraterrestrial alien who lives in the sky! Therefore he looks like a gray alien and rides around in a saucer-shaped spacecraft. QED.

    1. Keep in mind that if we tossed a cell phone into 1776 America, we’d get nothing because even Ben Franklin would have had no idea how it worked.

  5. Ahhhhh…”Repo Man”. Pretty cool ’66(?) Chevelle Sedan. A Top 10 B-Movie, fer sure. And, UFOs are “The Current Thing”, meaning we’re on the cusp of really, really bad s**t, likely $100+ silver/$5K gold and a Dow crash.

  6. Back in the day I was a big kiddie fan of the TV show of The Invaders, an interesting mix of Cold War storylines dressed up as UFO sci-fi. The bad guys always underwent spontaneous human combustion when killed so never any bodies left to prove anything at the end of an episode. Same thing today – lots of smoke, no fire. What’s changed is the recent military aircraft episodes with video/radar data and list of relatively high-level folks acknowledging that yeah, there is something to all of this. Most curious. There is certainly SOMETHING going on…

    The thing that gets me is that all the evidence and rumors are still so 1950s – six foot tall biological aliens and large metallic atmospheric vehicles. Yet all of our R&D since the 1950s points to micro-technology as being the way to make tremendous advancement. I would actually expect space aliens operating on Earth to be NON-biological life forms (microchip AIs) in microscopic nanotech vehicles with propulsion based on quantum effects that only manifest themselves at tiny scales, like the Casimir force. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casimir_effect ). That’s only logical. When it comes to spaceflight, both interplanetary and undoubtedly interstellar, the two biggest problems are life support and vehicle mass. You don’t address these two issues with hundreds/thousands of years of development and end up with The Day The Earth Stood Still or Star Trek.

    Also, people just don’t get the vast scales in both space and time we’re talking about here. Say our Milky Way galaxy was the size of the continental United States. Our solar system would be only the size of a quarter, the Sun would a grain of sand so small you would need a microscope to see it, with the Earth a literal million times smaller than the Sun. The next quarter-sized solar system over would two football fields away. There would be 100 billion such quarters spread all over the US. 95% of them would hold dim and inhospitable K and red dwarfs; stars like the Sun make up only around 5% of all stars. And any civilizations trying to bump together in a space opera are challenged not only by space, but also time. The Milky Way is 13 billion years old; humans have only been around making campfires for 50,000 years or only 0.0004% of the time that has passed since this show got started in the Big Bang. The odds are that any aliens that actually manage to reach Earth in space find either dinosaurs from millions of years ago or still-decaying radioisotopes left over from a nuclear war that raged millions of years ago. The odds that They are actually here Right Now to witness the Kakhova Dam get busted and President Harris launch a retaliatory nuclear strike when Putin levels Bakhmut with a tacnuke?

    Pretty close to zero.

    1. These are the same people who believe that wrapping a scrap of t-shirt over your mouth and nose will prevent in- or out-flow of virus particles, or even the exhalates they ride on.

      Comprehending numbers isn’t in the cards.

      My money is on
      1. Real Chinese equipment recently found.
      2. Psy-ops.

      Remember, otherwise sane people are still running around claiming that True Masking Has Never Been Tried, Comrade.

    2. Which means? I just read a paper on an analysis of a titanium metal that showed it was essentially metal “foam” with 30% microscopic void space. With the wrong isotope ratios.

      Jury is still out.

  7. Good Morning dear sir,
    There may be some peeps that imagine a threat of aliens from space is scary business.
    Not me. The idea that “they” created humans (ant farm) and are now coming after us
    does not resonate with me. No fear/maybe curiosity though. Just what is the motive
    behind the farce? Is it bringing in “continuity of government” and martial law? Is it a
    manufactured idea of exotic diseases that require mass lock downs again? Should
    aliens “arrive” then they have advanced tech! Wouldn’t it be great if they shared their
    energy technology with us? Increasingly the threats we are presented with grow in their
    absurdity…Co2 is a threat? What a dang shame the average bear can’t think their way
    out of a paper bag.

  8. I’ve noted the increased frequency, increased credibility, and increased seriousness of the reports and the reportees… and I think it’s battlespace prep. Or ‘moving the Overton window’ if you prefer. The scenario is that —

    They’re real, they’re here, and for whatever reason, it will be official “soon”. So the .gov people start prepping the populous for the idea in a [probably futile] attempt to limit the damage when the revelation is finally made. They’re hoping to gas light everyone into ‘yeah, they’ve been here for years, no need to panic, we’ve got this under control.’

    Anyway, that’s my current thinking. Fortunately, prepping for economic collapse and war covers what I expect to happen if aliens are revealed to be here, and real.

    It’s not something high on my probability list, but it’s not at zero. And since I can’t control it, I prep for the other things that I’m SURE are coming.

    nick

    BTW it would be crazy ironic if they were in fact lizards in people suits…

  9. That’s some sick abs on that interstellar chi-siphoning lizard-pirate in the dinosaur meme. Clearly they’ve advanced beyond calories in-calories out and found time to slap some iron between Earth visits. Maybe going extinct isn’t such a bad gig after all.

  10. Bible sez aliens have been here from the beginning. The Serpent took a form on the Earth but was neither of nor from the Earth. The Enemy is the ‘prince of the power of the air’. 2 + 2 = 4.

    Bible sez the People of God are outsiders, ‘strangers’ and quite literally ‘aliens’ in this world.

    I’ve seen impossible and inexplicable shit in this world, usually witnessed by others. What we don’t know about Here and There is a lot more than what we do know.

    Hard for me to get too excited about ‘aliens’, however, intel has arranged so much public/cultural focus on UFOs and aliens in the past sixty years that I am suspicious of a related deception in the near future.

  11. On one hand, the Anthropomorphic Global Warming religion has data to look at which their priests have faked. On the other hand, the ‘World Will End On (date)’ predictions have failed over and over and over. Deliberately refusing to learn from the evidence available to you is a flavor of Evil. Deliberately choosing to believe a fantasy over reality is a flavor of Evil.

  12. If I had to theorize, my theory would state what people are considering aliens are actually the creation of rogue experiments to create humans that can survive longer in space.

    Physics, as we understand physics, makes interstellar travel as ambitious as attempting to swim across the Pacific with your hands tied behind your back, and the latter being more feasible.

    1. I guess that one is in the “It’s Us” theory. If we have that tech, why aren’t we using it?

  13. Bear in mind that they’ve changed the label from “… Objects” to “… Phenomena”. Non-object aerial phenomena might include spoofed sensors, sensor malfunctions, human hallucinations, ball lightning, etc. One of the in-flight videos that I saw looked a lot like a fly crawling around inside the optics. If it was ten miles away, it would have been maneuvering with incredible agility! If a pilot is looking through a helmet with “mixed reality” imagery (both computer-generated and external optics), maybe he can’t tell which is which. The more realistic the CGI gets, the more likely its malfunction is attributed to a real-world phenomenon.

  17. That Grusch guy reeks of fakery. If you have any grasp of body language, the guy is absolutely sweating ‘tells’.
    Give me a good ol’ Richard Doty fed plant any day. UFO psyop from day one. Now, that guy was slick. Very believable, forked tongued and two faced as he was.

  18. Aww. You didn’t cover Operation High Jump, the USAF’s TR-3B, the God Particle, CERN or stargates. But wait, there’s more! Like the 27 (or whatever) levels of tunnels underneath Denver International Airport where the aliens live and where the battle took place between them and humans, and all the other DUMBs around the globe.

    I, too, personally witnessed activity in the night sky, I think in 1976, that was not possible for any craft we “officially” had at the time. And lets not forget about God’s Chariots of Fire mentioned in 2 Kings 6. There are many mysteries we will never know unless God makes them known to us. Some people at CERN (and others) have expressed concern that their experiments could open a portal to another dimension that they may not be able to close, and yet they press on. There is so much more we don’t know than what we do, including what’s on the vast majority of our ocean’s floors.

    1. Those are awesome stories. High Jump in particular. Wish someone would make a movie of that one. Don’t forget Dulce, NM!

      Last paragraph is very true. Maybe more on Friday.

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