“We’re gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.” – Die Hard
The Mrs. is a lot like an FBI agent. She never asks a question she doesn’t already know the answer to.
When I was just a wee Wilder, I began to doubt the government.
I was fairly young when I heard about the secret files that J. Edgar kept on powerful people in order so that he could maintain his perch atop the FBI® that he had created. Hoover had spent decades developing not only a United States Police Force, but the aptly-named Hoover sucked up all the data on people that he could. Hoover likely gave favors to hundreds of people by not sharing their dirty secrets so that he could maintain his perch. It was so bad that I think Hoover even invented the Memory Foam® mattress so he could blackmail people.
Hoover also was a genius at self-promotion. He made the “G-Men” a meme in the 1930s, trying to set up a propaganda campaign to convince the American public that the FBI®, instead of being an unnecessary internal police and propaganda forum, was instead just like Superman™ – the paragon of truth, justice, and the American way®. Oddly, both of those ideas are fiction.
Superman® challenged Chuck Norris to a fight. Loser had to wear their underwear on the outside.
Instead, the agents have spent their time illegally wiretapping (over 7,000 times by 1985, who knows how many more now) American civilians. The FBI© was more than happy to also jump in and get involved in:
- the ATF© created quagmire in Waco,
- entrapment of the innocent Randy Weaver at Ruby Ridge and the murder of several people in his family,
- failure to investigate the massive Chinese investments in financing Bill Clinton in 1996 (ever wonder how they got all that access??),
- having an agent (Robert Hanssen) who was utterly in the pocket of the Soviets and, later, Russia,
- editing Wikipedia® to make the FBI™ look better,
- covering-up the Hillary Clinton® e-mail scandal,
- warrants to tap Trump’s campaign,
- Andrew McCabe,
- Pete Strzok, who never should have gotten a clearance based on the number of consecutive consonants in his last name without a vowel,
- using personal data (DMV photos) for a vast database,
- “losing” Hunter Biden’s laptop,
- despite having certainty that the Hunter Biden laptop data was 100% real, contained evidence of multiple crimes, and misled and intentionally tried to suppress laptop information by lying that it was hacked, despite knowing that it wasn’t.
Everything in italics above is from the last 10 years. This is another reason not to trust Italians, I guess. But in the last decade it’s almost all extremely partisan in nature, showing that the FBI™ could probably just be renamed the Grand Enforcement, Support, Tyranny and Police Organization (GESTaPO) of the Democratic Party. As the Leftists keep whining, they want to safeguard “Our Democracy”. Sounds very good until you being to understand that “Our” doesn’t include you or me.
In a moment of clarity, the FBI decided to dedicate themselves to the mission of fighting crime. Just kidding.
I do know that FBI® has done some good things in the past, especially when it came to rooting out commies after World War II. Say what you want about Hoover, but he did hate commies. But as it stands here in 2023, the FBI© has become a liability for anyone who is actually interested in freedom.
The problem comes from breaking the Constitution. The idea of Federalism is that we don’t have parallel laws, we have a single set of laws. If the state regulates insurance or regulates mustache length, why should the Feds do it, too? Well, what about kidnapping? That’s one that can cross state lines, right?
The Lindbergh kidnapping case led to a law that let the FBI® look into kidnappings.
Did you know you can fit 34 bananas in a kangaroo pouch? Also? I have a lifetime ban from the zoo.
The big idea was to look at crimes and figure out how to get involved. It turns out, the Federal government which was intentionally small because the Founding Fathers mainly just wanted to be left alone to mostly do what they wanted, as long as it didn’t violate state, county or city law. Federal law? There were a few back in the day (see: Whiskey Rebellion) but most laws were local. Murder someone and have it be a Federal issue?
Not going to happen.
Well, back in 1787 it wasn’t going to happen. But after decades of creeping laws encouraged by propaganda, the FBI™ only strengthened with time. Like a camel with a nose under the tent, the FBI© now looks into (spins wheel) things they don’t like (not illegal things, mind you, just things the FBI© didn’t like) said on the Internet.
My puns aren’t listed as a war crime. Yet.
The last example is real – the FBI worked with social networks and Internet companies to stop the spread of information that would be damaging to the Democratic party.
The FBI® is now a fully partisan appendage of state power. It always existed to support itself, but now it explicitly exists to support parties and politicians instead of the American people.
The fact that this doesn’t surprise anyone is perhaps the most telling thing about where we are as a people. The FBI™ is shown to be institutionally corrupt at the highest and lowest levels and (probably) irretrievably partisan for the Left and . . . no one is surprised.
Hmm, wonder why I’m getting all these hits from Washington and Langley?
You heard it here first:
John Wilder did not kill himself. .
Indeed. And John Wilder need only remember
The Lord is with me as a dread warrior;
therefore my persecutors will stumble;
they will not overcome me.
They will be greatly shamed,
for they will not succeed.
Their eternal dishonor
will never be forgotten, (Jeremiah 20)
(Checks left and right . . . ) Yup. I agree. Though I could use a cigar.
Fake and GAE goes back a long way.
Especially with pretty pink panty wearer Hoover.
I forgot the mob boss who had the actual drag photos that he used for leverage.
Don’t fear some double digit IQ bath house glory server feds, be like the rest of the world and laugh your ass off at what the Kwan has become.
The AI produced Bathhouse Barry Obama Friday night Bud Light ad is a LOL gut buster.
Fundamental Transformation, si se puede!
Now where is that withering away of the state part or National Bolshevism.
At least the trains derail on time.
There never WERE any photos of Hoover in drag. Just the testimony of one low-level criminal drunk at a trial. None. ZERO. Nada . Zilch
Remember – who wants you to think J. Edgar was that way? The Left.
It should be dismantled to the last brick, but never trust The Narrative.
What is really troubling, the items you list above are just the things we know about. What else have they been up to, along with the ATF, CIA, NSA and who knows what other groups? Most of the Federal law enforcement apparatus sees heritage Americans as the greatest threat to Their control.
We are. Or at least, we should be.
Well said, Arthur. The shenanigans go so deep that I’m not sure we have enough jail cells for them all.
That’s OK – I’m sure that there are enough lamp-posts in DC, State Capitals, and other centers of population – that would help with the ‘overflow’.
FWIW – a comment similar to the above got my account on Twitter/X suspended. Gee – touching too close to a nerve?
Dang, are they banning folks again???
Relax.
There’s nothing wrong with the FBI that couldn’t be cured with the detonation of a 1MT nuclear warhead right over the J. Edgar Hoover HQ Building, with every employee gathered inside for a conference.
NTTAWWT
That is exactly the type of comment one should not make on another person’s blog.
I’d make it on the FBI’s homepage.
Fuck them.
With nuclear weapons.
If the 9/11 terrorists had flown all four planes into the Hoover Building, we’d celebrate them for four days a year for a millenium, minimum, and serious discussions would be under way about adding their faces to Mt. Rushmore.
The FBI is the biggest destroyer of civil rights in U.S. history, and the greatest threat the republic has faced since King George III.
The Founding Fathers would hunt them down to the last man, and hang their pelts on the side of the Capitol.
As we should.
Make it on the FBI’s homepage, then. Or on your own site.
It is very unwise to threaten to destroy government buildings on somebody else’s page. This person is valuable and I do not wish to lose him as result of your emotions.
Please tell the class where I threatened to destroy government buildings on anybody’s page.
I’ll wait here while you flail and flop around in vain looking for that moment.
Telling you that you ought to learn to comprehend English grammar is not thereby a threat to come and tutor you, nor to beat you about the head and shoulders with a dictionary.
That’s as stupid as people calling language “violence”.
Mind the retard company you’re keeping.
QED
OTOH, when some fedpoaster offers to sell me some fissionable material, we’ll know who the actual problem is.
The term is Agent Provocateur. We must expect the poster is controlled.
Fred the Fed is back. What are the odds his website is ran off a government server? Take that to the bank
Would that make North Korea Best Korea?
Good summation.
Like the state and federal judiciaries, one must assume the Effing Bee Eye, CIA etc. are now loaded with women. Meaning loaded with feminists, who hate my God and me, basically. They enforce the law the same way the feminist court system interprets the law.
Probly a lotta homos in the DC agencies likewise. The heart of American power is the District of Columbia, and it ain’t dedicated to the Lord, from its name to its layout to its architecture. It is an open challenge to my God.
In rank-and-file FBI, possible some holdover remnant remains from the days when the agency pursued actual criminals, rather than honest citizens who refuse to bow to Woke, Homos and Feminism. This minority would not have administrative power, of course. The Lightbringer assured that top admin are all allies of himself.
Aesop is homosexual? Does seem to fit the profile of a leather queen
I defer to Tyrone’s obvious experience with leather queens.
Congrats, JW.
The fully retarded trolls have firmly latched onto your blog. Best wishes cleaning out the infestation.
I think they’ll find their own way out. For whatever reason they don’t seem to like it here.
I wonder if it would like to be its own country?
Most, if not all federal agencies are loaded with incompetent, ignorant, generally slovenly, reprobates that ignore the most basic of human rights. That, and they abuse their power, when they’re exposed by those they can punish with unreasonable demands or searches. Prosecution is the answer, but the prosecutorial segment of the U.S. government is the one filled with the worst of the worst. When states start punishing them for violations of state laws, and they’re not allowed any immunity, the problems will go away over time.
Oh, I think it will be sooner than that.
The unaddressed issue is this: “General Police Powers” – a legal term of art – never were delegated to the Feds. They are reserved powers that belong strictly and only to the Several States. The entire FBI is an affront to 10A. It is unconstitutional. And if we had an oppo party, it easily could be shuttered on Constitutional grounds, alone.
Agreed, 100%. It is a stolen power, and should have no relevance. Very, very well said.