Globalism, Computer Chips, And Breast Implants

“Bart, the Internet is more than a global pornography network.” – The Simpsons

Biden shooting the Chinese Spy Balloon® is the only thing he’s done to fight inflation so far.

It’s all about the chain.

A global supply chain has some attributes.  Just like money is freely (in most cases) able to cross borders, in a global system labor can cross borders as well, without ever having to leave home.  People in (spins wheel) Bangladesh work for $0.0010 an hour sewing soccer balls?  If they’re as productive (per dollar) as having a machine and skilled operator in the United States do it, the work went to Bangladesh.

This is (if you’re in Bangladesh) probably a good thing since your alternative was farming spider webs or whatever it is that people in Bangladesh eat.  In theory, it’s good for the company that sells soccer balls, since they can (not saying they will, but they can) price them lower, and still produce a profit.  It also would appeal to the women who play soccer while their husbands are in the kitchen doing the dishes in Europe.

Why did the Italian join Tinder®?  He was provalonely.

But what it doesn’t do is help the highly-skilled guy who used to make them in a non-spider web eating country.  In fact, over time the knowledge of all the little tricks that are necessary to make soccer balls cheaply and effectively are lost as they’re transported to Bangladesh.

This might not be such a big deal when it comes to soccer balls, because you can (in a pinch) use the heads of your enemies for one, which would make soccer my favorite sport, ever.  But when it comes to things like computer chips, well, that’s a different story.  I believe it was the head of the Economic Advisors of George H.W. Bush’s White House who made the comment that he didn’t care if Americans were making potato chips or computer chips as long as they had a job.  Oddly, G.H.W. Bush hadn’t had had a job for decades, so, why not?

The question even I don’t know the answer to:  is this my last inflation joke?

Bush’s advisor was wrong.  While Americans were making potato chips, places like Taiwan Semiconductor were making computer chips.  Likewise, they were learning how to make them.  Knowing what’s on a computer chip is nice, but it doesn’t tell me about all the of the steps required to make structures that are so very small that we’re near the limit of shrinking chips because the of the size of the silicon atom itself.  Yeah.  It’s that complicated.  But, hey, we have Ruffles® instead of knowing how to do that.

Making chips of such precision took literally decades of investment, billions of dollars in research, and replicating it is very, very hard, unless you’re China and steal the secrets while putting “your people” in sensitive positions in corporations that do the work.  Oh, did I just describe every industry?

No, there’s an absolute advantage to making computer chips over potato chips.  Building computer chips takes knowledge but it also builds knowledge, some of which can result in additional, new businesses that make use of the technologies developed in building computer chips.  Imagine, a PEZ® dispenser a billionth of an inch (40 Newtons) tall!  This was what the Soviets dreamed of!

Speaking of names, because of inflation, Dollar Tree® will soon be calling itself Tree Dollar®.

It’s not just the high technology parts that go into nearly every appliance, car, and weapons system that is used in the United States, it also applies to commodities like sweet, sweet oil.  It also applies to rare-earth minerals, which China (currently) leads the world in production.

But rare-earth minerals aren’t all that rare – we have them in the United States, but don’t have active mines and refining processes.  Why?  It’s expensive to mine here (labor costs) and it’s expensive to mine here (environmental compliance costs).  So, it’s cheaper to ship the mining off to China and just let them do the dirty work since they (at least in the past) don’t seem to care about losing a few million people to escalators, building collapse, explosions, or whatever other dystopian nightmare you can imagine.

How does a mollusk hide from predators?  Clamoflage.

The downside of this global civilization is that it’s pretty tightly wound.  In most cases, companies don’t like to stockpile “stuff” so they have it delivered just when it’s needed and don’t have a big supply sitting in a warehouse.  When writing for a post a few years ago, I wanted to know how much grain was sitting in the silos near Modern Mayberry (which is near the silos that produced the grain).

The answer surprised me – the silos were nearly always one-half to two-thirds full.  Whoever is making the bread doesn’t want the wheat until they’re ready for it – they certainly don’t store it on site until it’s much closer to becoming a loaf.

COVID exposed the supply chain, and the panic response of the public.  Toilet paper was in short supply not because there wasn’t enough toilet paper, but rather because there wasn’t enough toilet paper capacity to produce 1,000 roles for every person today.

If I had a $0.05 for every bread joke I’ve told, I’d have a pun per nickel.

As warfare hits Ukraine and Israel (and maybe the wider Middle East) and as tensions rachet with China over the status of Taiwan, which just happens to lead the world in computer chip manufacturing, we’ll soon see if the globalism that we’ve faced is as fatal to the fate of nations as it was to so many million middle-class jobs in the United States.  When we (by default) import Bangladeshi labor along with the millions of illegal aliens that we destroy, we (by default, eventually) import the Bangladeshi lifestyle.

Pardon me, I need to research how to cook spider webs.

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

28 thoughts on “Globalism, Computer Chips, And Breast Implants”

  1. In order to diversify away from chips from Taiwan, the US is investing $2 Million with a M into Vietnamese chip manufacturers.

    https://restofworld.org/2023/us-friendshoring-chips-secure-supply-chain-vietnam/

    This is all part of the so called $50 Billion with a B CHIPS Act:

    https://www.commerce.senate.gov/services/files/592E23A5-B56F-48AE-B4C1-493822686BCB

    But just like three quarters of the young population being to obese to serve in the military, there aren’t enough STEM workers coming out of the American education system to meet the plan outlined in the CHIPS Act:

    https://www.semiconductors.org/chipping-away-assessing-and-addressing-the-labor-market-gap-facing-the-u-s-semiconductor-industry/

    It’s a tangled web we weave…

      1. Ricky – The ACT is primarily a SEC Sports thing, not sure where it’s preferred over the SAT elsewhere. You have to make an 18 to qualify for enrollment. Hence, lots of JUCO transfers. So, you’re going to see further declines, given te states where it’s the dominant admissions test.

        1. No, it’s common west of the Mississippi as the primary test. East Coasters and National Merit Scholars are the ones go SAT. Dunno why.

  2. Found two bags of Ruffles yesterday, in a town I was visiting. You don’t see the Ruffles much in this part of the world.

    I get up and here you are, dissing down on my Ruffles. Hey: Ruffles have ridges, all right? Does PEZ have ridges? Uh huh what I thought.

    As for supply chain issues, folks hereabouts address that by putting a little truck garden alongside their houses, helping themselves to the ubiquitous fruit trees, and building a chicken coop. Critters just run around all day eating bugs, feed is unnecessary. Fresh eggs every morning, no middleman required. IOW FJB.

    1. Ray-

      For some reason we’ve been productive with every variety of peppers this & last year. So, Sweetie makes pepper vinegar sauce in addition to canning. We swap for a neighbor’s eggs. Now that we have a greenhouse, hoping tomatoes & okra will flourish this winter.

      1. Glad to hear God blessed you and the mrs. with these things. Pls. don’t forget to thank Him.

  3. All the focus and outrage seems directed toward foreign (principally Chinese) spies infiltrating every layer of our tech industries (Lord knows I work with enough of them in defense) but aren’t we doing the same thing? If not, why not? The most expedient way to keep abreast of the competition is to be the competition. I would hope that we’ve got spies or at least sympathetic agents in place in every large Chinese and Indian manufacturing operation, and especially those deep in high tech.

    I sure hope this is not another case like the space program where we conveniently “lost” all the blueprints and “forgot” how to go to the moon.

    1. No, we’re not, because…
      1) The government is stupid.
      2) Industry is short sighted.
      3) Our “leaders” goal is to destroy Western Civilization.

      1. Doesn’t matter where we offshore production…and the associated skills too, doing so makes the US dependent on other countries. In addition to the greed of CEOs doing this it is being pushed by globalists
        BECAUSE it weakens the US. A weak US is less of a threat to their efforts to control the world and will make our final destruction easier. And that is the ultimate goal of the occult anonymous globalists who ACTUALLY run things. Politicians are NOT in charge. They are just the “managers” doing the day to day dirty work for those who ARE in charge. Think Soros, Schwab etc.

      2. This. Can’t think like thirty or forty years ago. The present powers seek to destroy America as part of their Great Reset plan. Not to secure the nation’s future.

        You vill have no computer chips and you vill be happy! etc

  4. Rice beans and SPAM are the best investments, if you don’t have the rest it may be too late

  5. “whatever it is that people in Bangladesh eat”

    Arsenic. They eat arsenic. The UN dug all these tube wells because the surface water is prone to microbial contamination. The well water turned out to be riddled with arsenic. Because of that Bangladesh has incredibly high rates of neural tube disorders.

  6. And on a totally unrelated note…

    In the meme with the two girls about breast implants, the girl on the left looks as confident as can be. The girl on the right has little things in her expression that say, “go ahead, take the picture, no one’s going to be looking at me anyway.”

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