Got Home Late, So Here Are Memes.

Got home very late.  Dog ate my homework.  A friend came in from out of town.  Honest!

Here are some memes instead.

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

9 thoughts on “Got Home Late, So Here Are Memes.”

  1. The mushroom one always gets me. Think about all the stuff we eat and drink, someone had to be first. Hey let’s roast these beans and then grind them up and then run hot water through them!

    1. Ayahuasca is the one that was always weird to me. It gets its psychoactive properties by mixing two plants together in a fairly specific manner (I’ve heard that it also involves someone chewing the leaves of one of the plant so that enzymes in saliva can help catalyze the process). I can see someone being really hungry and willing to risk death to eat a new mushroom, but how does one randomly stumble upon making Ayahuasca for the first time??

  3. Does one get credit for fart rape when crop dusting in retail establishments?
    If so, do multiple offenses = serial fart rapist designation?
    Asking for a friend.

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