It Was A Wonderful Thanksgiving, So Here’s A Low-Effort Mainly Greentext Post.

In all this confusion, I’m filled with eggnog and tryptophan and discovered that The Boy had never seen Dirty Harry, so we’re doing that instead of me writing a post.

Back with the usual shenanigans on Monday.  In the meantime?  If you feel lucky, enjoy:

I imagine her preferred mints have been used by many men?

Sometimes the party never ends!

Bangs!

Grape shot – underrated.

And was proud of it.

Don’t ask him about Chick-fil-a.

Goes without saying.

Sometimes people can’t figure out any other way than what is.

Never anger botanists.

It’s Eight-A-Bong now!

Oh, those wily Russians.  This really moved the election.

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

8 thoughts on “It Was A Wonderful Thanksgiving, So Here’s A Low-Effort Mainly Greentext Post.”

  1. Dang John, you just shifted the Overton Window on root beer. I saw the can of diet Barq’s and couldn’t figure out what the “oliet bangs” comment meant. Then I stared at it and started seeing the word “oliet” but still couldn’t figure out the “bangs” part. Finally it all appeared like one of those weird 3-d visuals.

    Now I can’t see anything but “oliet Bangs” no matter how hard I try. Curse you John Wilder.

  2. See, that is the problem with Grapeshot, very little spread. If the cannon had been PROPERLY loaded for close-in work with CANNISTER, he would not have needed to fix bayonets, he could have just swept out the leaking rubbish and waited for the police.

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