Joe Biden’s Early Christmas Gift To The Right

“Well, you know, anything could happen. You could get run over, pickpocketed, . . . fall down a manhole, bump into people, murdered . . . imagine that. Or even just ridiculed.” – Flight of the Conchords

Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon.  This son was a famous vegetarian:  Brock.

I’m betting that most of you saw the vidya of Alzheimer in Chief Brandon Biden taking a call from a parent about the tracking of Santa by NORAD.  At the end of the call, the parent says “Merry Christmas, and let’s go Brandon.”  You can watch it here (LINK).

Biden responds with an enthusiastic, “Let’s go Brandon!  I agree!”  The look on Jill’s face is priceless, like she had just eaten a tuna fish sandwich that had been fermenting under Joe’s butt for six days.  I know that Jill told the Secret Service to not let Joe sit on them that long, but to quote Joe, “They’re just so creamy and feel so good and cool on my buttocks and make my skin so supple.”

Immediately, the Leftist Twittersphere™ erupted with all of the impotent rage of a six-year-old that’s not allowed to sit at the grownup table during Christmas dinner.  A classic response is from the harpy known as Sarah Reese Jones.  Here is her Tweet™, which I have not seen on her Twitter© feed, and may have been deleted because it was so insipidly stupid.  I’ve seen it elsewhere, but if Sarah asks me to pull it down because it’s fake, I will.  She made plenty of other comments that are still up there that I can pull from.

Sarah would make her Tweets® longer, but she ran out of character.

The salt to be mined from Leftist tears could make anyone a millionaire, and it looks like Sarah needs it.  Whereas I have no idea if she’s had “work” done on her face, it looks like it has a higher composite chemical content than the re-entry surfaces on an Elon Musk spacecraft.

Yes, it’s a personal attack.  I sort of feel bad because I think my readership is higher than hers.  I know I look a lot less like Steven Tyler’s illegitimate child.

Why did the Leftists react so strongly to these bad jokes?  I know that my readers react to my bad jokes like Hawaiians:  A low ha.

I know that there are several things that drove instant hate to this exchange:

  1. It exposed the media’s attempt to cover up the way people felt. Let’s remember where “Let’s go Brandon” started – with a television host attempting to cover up a crowd of thousands of people saying “f**k Joe Biden.”  The clumsy cover-up caught fire, precisely because it was one of the most blatant lies of the year, outside of “Biden won the election.”
  2. It exposed that this never happened to Trump. The media routinely had him under a microscope, looking for every single thing that could be used against them.  In one instance, hundreds of stories showed up in the mainstream media that . . . Trump got one more scoop of ice cream than everyone else got.
  3. It exposed that Biden is either so insulated or so mentally lost in the fog of someone who probably could no longer qualify for a driver’s license that he would actually repeat a phrase that meant, “f**k me.” Either of these things is figurative poison for a politician.

NBC© did a pilot for a sitcom about Abe Lincoln, shot before a live audience.

  1. It exposed Biden to yet more mockery. This is right out of Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals.  It’s Item 5:  “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.”
  2. The Left hates it when their playbook is used against them. They have to defuse it at any cost.  So, they either bury it (this segment is, I hear, already cut out of the transcript and official video) or attack it because it’s (according to them) inappropriate.
  3. The Left doesn’t actually even like Biden. He’s just the only guy that they could keep hidden until the 2020 general election, drawing crowds of dozens to Trump’s crowds of thousands.  He was the gluten-free, peanut-free, bread of the Left.  It may be made from sawdust, but at least it doesn’t offend anyone.

The irony was palpable:  the same people that had made a (not so) huge balloon made of Trump in a diaper were all twisted up about a phrase that no child would understand.  Of course, the tombstone for the Right (in the very unlikely chance we lose) will say “Imagine if it were reversed.”

To make this clear:  we don’t care because they don’t care.  The games that they play are just that, games.  The rules for civility are long gone.

To be fair, the biggest inflection point is either hot pants Clinton’s impeachment for perjury (which you could squarely blame on the GOP©) or George W’s election victory.  Both of those enraged the Left in a way that they’re not over today.   – they felt they had been robbed of their glorious forever lock on the halls of power, despite the fact that W had more in common with the Left than JFK ever did.  Me?  I think Alinsky killed them – and the Left has been playing for keeps.

Looks like someone made a measurement error when ordering the balloon that would “ToTaLLy oWn TrUmPz!”

“Let’s go, Brandon” had probably run its course.  It had gone on for months, and eventually, every joke (like Joe) gets old.  This probably gave it another month or three.  But it doesn’t end here.  There is more to come, and that’s what we must never, ever give up on.  We must mercilessly ridicule the Left at every chance.

Why?

  • First, they hate it, they cannot stand it, it makes them stupid with rage.
  • Second, it’s fun.
  • Third? The Left has to react.  And when they do, regardless of what they’ve taken over in society, the mass of the people will understand the foolishness we face.  They are power.  Speak Truth to them.  Ridicule them.  Have fun with it.

Sometimes, they do all the work for you.

Oh, and one more thing:

Let’s go, Brandon.

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

41 thoughts on “Joe Biden’s Early Christmas Gift To The Right”

  1. To me, the reason why the Left hates for Biden to be made a fool of is that it reminds them the voter was the fool to vote for
    Biden in 1st place. They ignored what was in plain sight and now they are made to feel like the fool too. I notice the ‘I voted for Biden’ car stickers are very rare now, and I live in a Blue area with 80% steady Democrat vote all the time. In less than a year – wow, now that is warp speed.

    The next election (should Trump run again, not definite at all) is four years of Biden vs. four years of Trump. Which administration consequences would you rather live again.

    Let’s Go Brandon – Hell Yes !!!

    1. Oh, I think he has many, many more times to jump (with help) into the tanglefoot. Here in Real America? He’s a laughingstock.

  3. I totally disagree with your statement that LGB has “run its course”. Its irony is so delicious, especially now with Joe echoing with it on camera, that I think it’s use is just getting started.

    Now if we can just turn “Oh, no, Kamala!” into a meme…

    2. Sigh. I said “it’s” instead of “its”. Mrs. Howard, my 6th grade teacher with a pet peeve on that tipic, is rolling over in her grave somewhere. If it’s high enough in there…she was pretty wide. We called her Lovely Leona behind her back. Which reminds me of the time somebody accidentally used Susan Hornyak’s behind-her-back nickname to a group at work (initials = H.S., a play on her Slavic surname, which meant “one who lives in the mountains”) …

      All of which to say, snarky names never run their course. Sorry, Susan.

    3. Memes do have a shelf life – and it’s related to the truth content of the meme (“shall not be infringed” has been going for hundreds of years). Joe just added steroids to this one.

  4. Communists and their communist-wannabees, the DemonicRats, communicate heavily through “optics”, meaning they are bereft of ideas and need visual actions to communicate their intentions.

    They also think their followers are too stupid to understand what s being communicated if they used words to convey ideas…..( probably a realistic assessment on that point).

    That is why ridicule and humor are so devastatingly effective on getting under their thin skin….

    John – – ‘Nother excellent , and timely, piece !!

    Kilos of Kudos !!

  6. John, the fact that the the Left continues to perpetuate this by constantly reacting to it is one of the rare times that the pendulum has swung the other way. To be frank, I am surprised the other side has managed to hold on to and craftily use this ridicule, as usually they come across as ham-handed and unfunny.

    One reason I suspect they react so badly to it is the realization that the Current Occupant looks and sounds like everything that he is being mocked for, and they can do nothing about that.

    And yes, the idea that somehow the crowd that brutally mocked the Previous Occupant and scanned for even a hint of anything to make fun off can somehow be “offended” by this is perhaps the most amusing thing of all.

      1. Agreed. At some point the strategists for the other side need to start pounding him on policy. But it needs to be someone that can do it credibly and without a perceived personal bias (“Inflation: Biden’s administration denied it, then said it was transitory, then said it was not. Here is the actual impact on Americans. Vote accordingly.”).

  7. “Imagine if it were reversed.” Don’t have to imagine. I’ve been watching the invective directed at President’s Reagan, Bush I, Bush II, and Trump since I was in college. LGB is nothing compared to what presidents on the right have endured.

    As far as “run it’s course”, it’s a function of taking it to the next level. Governor deSantis signed a vaccine mandate ban in Brandon, FL. I proudly wear my Wheat Kings hockey sweatshirt (look up the small town in Manitoba where the Wheat Kings are from if you want to know why I find that funny). They can get their panties in a twist all they want but they just look increasingly pathetic when they do.

    As my dad said years ago when asked to review The Last Temptation of Christ (he was a prominent Old Testament theologian), if the right had just ignored the movie no one would ever have seen it because it was that bad. If the left wants this to go away they should stop acting like they care.

    1. Good points – but every meme has its sunset. I’m hoping that this one ends with the moving van pulling Joe’s crap out of the White House.

  8. “…subsonic speed…???”

    Poor SC State, which came within 1 vote of being shut down for a year to correct the financial mess it was in around 5-6 years ago. And it’s in Orangeburg, literally the “armpit town” of our state. Bidet would make a great Chancellor there.

  9. 1) “Let’s Go Brandon” will never get old. It will be carved on Gropey Dopey’s tombstone after he’s gone*, and still get a thumbs up when that happens.
    2) 50% of the reason the DC airspace is permanently closed is because someone might hire skywriters to write “Let’s Go Brandon” at 5000′ over the White House. On multiple days.
    3) Ask me how I know this.
    4) See if you can guess why I’ve got a fresh set of stone chisels, and am taking a class in how to do marble gravestone engraving.

    It isn’t helping the Leftards’ blood pressure that Biden sticking both feet in his mouth, and then shooting himself in the foot, is “news” to exactly the same degree that sunrise and high tide is: The only thing that changes each day is the exact minute it occurs.

    *(If you’re keeping score at home, my “CLUE” cards on that still have it as Kneepads, in the Lincoln Bedroom, with Scalia’s Pillow. And you’ll know when Emperor Poopypants has gone completely and irretrievably around the bend, when the White House CoS moves VP Kneepads’ office out of the West Wing, and across the street to the OEOB, to keep her and her staff from finding out the Emperor is wandering the third floor in his underpants 24/7, eating pudding with his fingers, and all the electric outlets have been covered with childproof plates for his own safety. Which is probably any time after Groundhog Day next year, at the current rate of mental decay.)

      1. Several phone calls, and a certain former FAA inspector for the greater D.C. area who didn’t care about the pension. 🙂

      1. It’s an old but beloved critic’s joke to pan any theatrical atrocity with withering precision:

        “ The show was shot before a live audience. The actors/writers/producers should be, too.”

        It still kills comedicly after 50 years.

        Pretty much like Alec Baldwin.

  11. Ridicule and bullying only stops working if the target can ignore it. The Left cannot ignore anything they deem important. Therefore we should all take the time to craft some great memes out of it since we’ll be using them in the 2024 election. Assuming his party lets him live that long.

  12. Talking to The Kid this weekend (a far left socialist – all I know is she didn’t get it from me), and she said “Let’s Go Brandon” is old, stale, and weak.

    That told me all I need to know. Now I will continue to use it at every opportunity, because I know it stings them.

    Mockery is a powerful weapon as long as you:

    1. Never Apologize
    2. Never Explain

  13. The ridicule of Trump was the ridicule of bullying. The ridicule of Biden is focused statements of fact to present the absurdity of having a man in his condition in such high power, with the knowledge his ascent to this position wasn’t by an honest election. With Trump, it was like ridiculing his tie. With Biden, it’s like ridiculing the fact he stepped in what the dog left, walked across the living room rug, and pointing out he not only doesn’t realize what he did, but all his closest advisors want to point out the carpet isn’t color coordinated with the crown molding.

  14. Y’all Watchung these historians open a buried case from Robert E Lee? So far they’ve found some more Biden votes and Obama’s birth certificate.

  15. The Biden’s wouldn’t even ever come to SC if it weren’t for the fact that they owe Jim “Fisheye” Clyburn
    for his effort in getting out the black vote for Joe instead of for the rancid commie, Bernie Sanders.

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