Low-Effort Monday Memepost

I have a really great Monday topic, but research is gonna take longer than I have tonight.  So, here are some memes for you to enjoy.

 

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

27 thoughts on “Low-Effort Monday Memepost”

  1. Dang that woman does look just like a fat version of Tay Tay (and honestly a tad more attractive than the real Tay Tay).

    I heard in the news that Kelce is going to take some time off to decide his future in the NFL. He really got his ego bruised in that game and I am so glad for it. I’m sure it didn’t help that his superstar girlfriend got booed by the fans while Trump got cheered. I guess he is just now coming to the realization that most people think he is a pompous d_ck.

  2. “Sometimes we eat…”

    Betcha she’s on free Wegovy courtesy of our taxes. And voted for Kameltoes.

    As for re-naming Fort Bragg, no, not the CSA General, the “new” Bragg was an unknown black WW2 veteran.

    LOL.

  3. My favorite is the description of international foods. All describe Texas foods, except the accent is different. That, and when the arguments of seasoning get really heated, someone may pull a gun from their beer cooler.

    1. I was having dinner in Houston with a batch of Texas natives. I told them they had no idea how to really do BBQ and that KC BBQ was the best (I have no dog in this hunt, I’ve just tasted both and prefer KC style, The Mrs. votes for the Carolinas). I think they were thinking of where to dispose of my body.

    1. Yes, before sweetie (circa January 2019). the following:

      1. Brown 1/2 lb. of grass-fed chuck. Pour off grease.
      2. Chopped cilantro, garlic powder & onion powder. Mix well.
      3. 1 can of black-eyed peas. Mix well.
      4. Texas Pete to taste. And 2-3 oz. of red wine. Mix well.

      Make cornbread. Butter on top during baking.

      Consume with 2 glasses of red wine. Leftovers for 2 days.

      Excellent supper.

  4. German recipes: buy cheapest meat, make into sausage. Fry up some taters to go with out. Wash down with a big stein of high AC beer.

    Pretty good in comparison with the others.

    1. You forgot the cabbage and the tiny bread roll to hold the giant sausage with.
      “Fry up some taters to go with out.” is unintentionally hilarious, and occasionally true.

  5. I ain’t reporting no illegals, that would be doin something, and if there’s one thing I never do, it’s something.

  6. I always thought authentic Asian food was cooked by Mexicans. I’ve never actually seen an Asian cook in any of the local Asian restaurants.

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