D’Oh, Canada: Showcasing The Leftist Plan So We Can Plan, Too

“I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you aren’t actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with its surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we… are the cure.” – The Matrix

Greta is the solution to climate change.  Every time she’s on the TV, tens of millions of people shut it off.

Apparently, Justin Trudeau up in Canada needs to be reminded that in the movie, The Matrix, Agent Smith was the bad guy.  Really.  Check it out.  Keanu Reeves fought him, and everything.  For whatever reason, Canada (and Leftists in general) have adopted the idea that Agent Smith was their dude and the inspiration for their philosophy.

In two words, their philosophy is self-hatred (does the hyphen make it two words?) and power.  I’ve established that again and again.  It is why (really) I’m in favor of bringing bullying back.  As a society we let losers do loser things, give them participation medals, and then after having zero incentive for self-improvement, they wonder why they’re not the head of the class.

I was bullied in school.  I deserved it.  I used it to get better, stronger, and faster.  I’ve even seen communications between Leftists where they advise each other not to exercise because exercise leads them to become members of the Right.

God, I wish someone had bullied Justin Trudeau so that he would have developed into a man, rather than the corporate globalist man-child with no sense of identity and a sense of entitlement the size of Canada.

Okay, this is supposedly a Photoshop®.  But, admit it, it wouldn’t surprise you if it was real.  And this is my only original meme for this post.  Rest are “as found”.

This brings us to Canada’s plan for self-immolation – “Just Transition”.  Just Transition refers not to Justin finally admitting he’s transitioning, but rather the “teenager’s idea of a good plan because climate is scary” transition from fossil fuels to, well, they don’t really say.  It can’t be too much solar, because, last time I checked, in the winter in Canada at northern latitudes, the SUN IS DOWN MOST OF THE DAY.

That probably doesn’t bother Sunshine Trudeau, since he will be in some mansion somewhere pretending to be Queen Victoria’s seat cushion.  But I’m thinking that ordinary Canadians, the ones who have to deal with this nonsense and will either freeze or starve, might have an objection.

Another Just Transition that probably wouldn’t surprise Canada.

The plan itself contemplates that at least 200,000 Canadians will lose their jobs, which will certainly hurt the back bacon and Elsinore Beer prices.  These 200,000 Canadians are in the energy industry.  What will replace that?

Don’t know.  This Just Transition plan, again, has nearly zero actual thought by adults who have more than a single functioning brain cell.  It is built on those old Leftist thought patterns:  self-hatred and a desire for power.  Why would people need light and heat?

Alberta is not a hot girl who has daddy issues and is thus a stripper with a heart of gold, but rather a Canadian province.  I guess that means admitting I’ve been in Alberta sounds a lot less dirty when I put it that way.  But Alberta does have a heart of gold, because they’re pushing back, hard, against the nonsense coming out of whatever town where Trudeau lives.  Ottawa?  Heck, I thought that was a river mammal.  Turns out Ottawa is where the bad things come from in Canada.

Maybe it will work this time?

Canada planning to destroy its own economy just to gain good boy points and score some additional chicken tendies at dinner isn’t unusual under the Trudeau leadership.  The main problem with Canada is that it doesn’t have an actual constitution with a bill of rights that puts a brake (no matter how fleeting) on tinpot dictators with delusions of godhood exercising their will.

Looks like Justin’s dad had the same idea.

Alberta, however, seems to have had enough.  The nice part of Canada is that they haven’t yet had a Civil War, and it would appear that the individual provinces seem to be able to tell the national government to go to, well, Ottawa.  Or at least the subject hasn’t been settled by armies yet.

It’s not just energy, it’s food, too.  We’ve seen the protests in the Netherlands.  Why?  They want to shut down the farms.  Why?  To stop climate change.  Canada has promised to do the same thing.  Look it up, search, “Canada nitrogen” – and I remember when I thought Canada Dry® was a national menace.

I’m not making this up:

And this a consistent Leftist theme:

Why do they want to shut down the use of fertilizers?  It’s not climate change, it’s food.  The Mrs. once read a story of a party in Washington, D.C.  At this party, the writer noted that he had a conversation with a Leftist.  I’d give you a source if I recalled it, but it was several beers ago.  “Too many people on the planet, by several billion,” the Leftist said.

“What are you going to do about it?”

“Well, we will practice food restriction.”

“So, you’re telling me that the Leftist plan is to starve to death billions of people?”

They were silent when the bald fact was put to them like that.  So, yeah, Justin is working to ruin the economy of Canada.  But he won’t be sad if millions starve, in fact, that’s the plan.  I’m not sure Justin is smart enough to figure that out, since I’m pretty sure he’s just a lapdog of below-average I.Q. who wasn’t bullied enough as a child.

Canada has, unwittingly, provided people in the United States with a viewpoint of what the Left intends.  Watch closely.  And pray for the Canadians who will oppose this, in Alberta and elsewhere.

Hopefully, the folks in Alberta are very good at dealing with rats.

And remember, Agent Smith is the bad guy.  And he lost.  And the Leftists will lose, as they always have in history.  But I’ve never said that any of this will be easy.

Related:

Ricky sent me this video, and I can’t recommend it enough.  A few “s” bombs, but otherwise it should be required viewing from elementary schools on up.

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36 thoughts on “D’Oh, Canada: Showcasing The Leftist Plan So We Can Plan, Too”

  1. Castros gonna Castro even if they are chicka bow wow love children.
    Onion skinned true believers with visions of utopia will get what they deserve.
    How they laughed when I said that we would lose all civil rights under the CPUSA and lose the 2A under the Grand Old Politburo.
    O/T-Iran and Russia are building a gold backed “Stablecoin” exchange and now you why the WWIII action is GO.

  2. Albertans have been saying things like this for several decades. And then there’s an election and they put progressives back into power.

    1. Here’s hoping they cut the cord. And it seems like they’re close. Alberta was pretty nice the one time I visited.

  3. Do Canadians apologize to their overlords on the way to the gulag? Something tells me they likely do.

    I’ve always thought that Tru-D’oh has some sort of a cartoon villain vibe about him. All he needs is a flamboyant waxed moustache and an evil chuckle and the look will be complete.

    May he choke on his poutine and face-plant into his Tim Hortons frappe-latte.

    1. Really, on some days Justin makes Kamala look good, and she only reads at a third grade level.

      I’m betting there’s some rope in his future. They still have telephone poles up there, right?

  4. I actually feel bad for Greta. IIRC, she suffers from some sort of autism. She’s going to have a hard time when her handlers decide she no longer serves their purpose and she’s tossed aside like an empty soda can.

    2. I think it’s fetal alcohol syndrome. Regardless, she has enough awareness to make a choice. And she chose this. It would be a hoot if she goes full Right Wing in the future. I would laugh.

  5. Castro, Jr. will lose to Alberta, as it has a no-so-secret weapon.

    Dudley-Do Right!!! Oh, and Horse.

    Just ask Snidely. Eh?

  6. Just now reading that a heroin/crack dispensary will open in Vancouver at the end of the month.
    Honk, honk!
    If “they” can have autonomous zones in City Of London, District of Cesspool, Rome, Brussels, Davos, then why can’t we.

    1. I think that our autonomous zone should be . . . the United States.

      Oh, wait, that’s a dangerous thought.

  7. Food restrictions are the iron fist in Canada’s future plans.
    The velvet glove is recommending to everyone that they just chuck it all, and sign up for euthanasia.
    Got a cold? “Have you considered euthanasia?”
    Need a knee replacement? “Have you considered euthanasia?”
    Feeling sad about the Stanley Cup? “Have you considered euthanasia?”
    It’s Thursday? “Have you considered euthanasia?”
    There’s your follow-up piece.

    2. Word. If they roll over and take it, then they deserve everything bad which happens to them. I still think about my 76-year-old cousin who ran away to BC and became a Canuck to avoid the draft in ’67. Then he wrote to me and accused me of murder when I enlisted in the Army in ’69. I understood through relatives about ten years ago he had a bad ticker and had to have a pacemaker installed. I can imagine he is at the top of Justin’s useless eaters list, if the craven Red-diaper-doper-baby has not already assumed room temperature. Life is just a vale of tears.

    3. Aesop, be careful. You don’t want to get prosecuted for practicing Canadian medicine without a license.

      Hmm, that’s the future meme – “Canadian Medicine” with a noose.

      1. Think I’ll ever have a Wikipedia page? I’m already in there twice (a picture at an event and a Hugo Award Nominated Story).

    1. BCE – THANK YOU! Now I can live my 16 year old fantasy of covering myself in PEZ and . . . oh, it’s a family website.

  11. I’m curious… lf we all switch to feaux-meat, what’s gonna happen to all the cows (and pigs and chickens, etc)?
    Can’t just set em free, they’d starve to death which would be animal cruelty which the SPCA frowns upon. Besides, until they starve to death, they’ll just keep farting, causing weather. Then you’ll have millions (billions?) of rotting cow, pig, chicken corpses releasing even more weather.
    Are they gonna go with mass slaughter? CO2 – BAD, Zyclon-B – GOOD. Sadly, that one is probably under consideration. Once they ban gas ovens, only the government will have gas ovens. (Gonna have to meme that).
    Mass sterilization? Maybe already in play for 2 legged animals, why not the 4 legged. No reproductive rights for anything but bugs.
    Anyway…gonna keep doing my part by eating all the cows that I can

    1. They want us to eat the bugs, right? Chickens eat bugs, and at a food/chicken efficiency of what, 65%?

      Moar chicken!

      The Mrs. owns (really, her, she inherited it) a farm with hundreds of acres. I’m gonna have beef.

      Eat the cows to save the planet!!!!

    1. YES! I saw that show, mainly for humor value. I wonder why they didn’t book some second graders, too?

  13. One of my proudest moments as a father was, a few years back, overhearing Daughter #2 talking to her HS friends and her use the term “fetal alcohol Swede.”

  14. And, while I do not mean to spam your site, this excerpt from the novel I’m working on right now seems germane to this post…

    ***

    “I am Sergeant Sergei Konev, Imperial Russian Army,” he began, stopping just out of reach of the three by the car. “We are just scouts, looking around, and mean no harm.”
    Not precisely true…
    “I’m John Trask, mayor of Medicine Hat.” He lowered his hand and extended it while taking two steps forward. “Let us all be at peace, Sergeant.”
    “Of course,” he replied, taking the mayor’s hand. “If our being here makes you concerned for your people…”
    “No more than if the Canadian Army was here,” Trask smiled, dropping his hand. The two behind him chuckled.
    “But,” Konev was confused, “you are Canadian…”
    “Well…” the mayor’s smile grew broader. “Things have been a little unsettled over the last few years. Ottawa has been more interested in the old US Midwest, so we’ve kinda been left on our own out here. All in all, we’ve come to like it that way.”
    His smile suddenly went away.
    “We’d not be too partial to anyone else sticking their nose into our business, either. If you receive my meaning, Sergeant Konev.”
    “I’m just a simple soldier,” Konev exaggerated, “who takes his men where he’s told. We all know there have been two, er, disagreements, between us and you, well, the Canadians. No one wants to see that happen again.”
    “Yet here you are, Sergeant,” a tiny smile crept back onto the mayor’s face.
    “You might not know, not being from these parts,” Trask continued, waving about to indicate his town and the surrounding area, “but this land is rich in oil and gas. Before the Breakup, barring politics, the US was our number one customer. Made a lot of folks around here pretty well off. Sure, we sell some east, to Ontario, but nothing like before.”
    “I can say that we’d be much obliged for a working pipeline over the Rockies, to Vancouver,” he explained.
    “I’ll certainly pass that up, if that’s all right with you, Mayor,” Konev nodded, immediately seeing the diplomatic potential here. Alberta and Saskatchewan could fall into our hands without a shot fired! “I appreciate your candidness about your home.”

    1. Clayton, first, you have explicit permission to comment and quote here forever. Your comments are always on point. And you’re a wonderful author that more people should read, so, enjoy! Post more.

  15. I honestly am mystified what holds Canada together together as a country, or why secession has not been a bigger thing (Yes, I know Quebec and all – perhaps just ahead of its time?). It truly seems like for every idea which seems to be closer and closer to the Abyss that is Totalitarianism, they simply hurry up down the road – even more quickly than we seem to be doing.

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