“The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. It failed. But in the year of the Shadow War, it became something greater: our last, best hope for victory. The year is 2260. The place: Babylon 5.” – Babylon 5
Why did 2020 cross the road? To get to the other cyanide.
This year we didn’t celebrate our traditional Wilder family holiday, Penultimate Day. What does Penultimate Day entail?
Well, you drive south for two hours or so. Then you go to Best Buy® and, under no circumstances do you buy a cell phone. But you must look at cell phones. Then, after not buying a cell phone, you go to Olive Garden® and have some nice pasta.
This celebration started (I think) in 2011 or 2012, I think. The Mrs.’ cell phone (a Blackberry®!) was going south. We drove to the nearest cell phone store that was tied to our carrier, which was a Best Buy™ about two hours from us. We got frustrated attempting to figure out the deals after the phone clerk wheeled out a surgical gurney to take out part of my intestines. I told him, “No way!”
“Really? You need to look at the contract closer. It’s in the appendix.”
We gave up on buying a phone.
Then, frustrated at our lack of being able to find a phone, we gave up and decided to have dinner.
Hobbits always use vibrate on their phones – they don’t want the ring to give them away.
And then we drove home. It was impossibly silly, driving a total of four hours to go to not buy a cell phone. And we did it on December 30. So, I made the joke that since the New Year was a made-up holiday, why not make up our own? Thus Penultimate Day – the next-to-last day of the year – became an official Wilder holiday.
Over the years, we took Penultimate Day seriously. There were one or two exceptions where we skipped Penultimate Day, primarily because Pugsley or The Boy had a sports event. That is, of course, acceptable. The goal of Penultimate Day is to do something fun together as a family.
We stuck to celebrating Penultimate Day. Why? Because it was fun, it was silly, and it was ours.
We didn’t celebrate Penultimate Day this year.
First, traveling into a major metropolitan area didn’t make sense to us – here in Modern Mayberry the case-rate for the WuFlu is relatively low, and we have no idea what the requirements are to even go into Best Buy® in Major Undisclosed Metropolitan Area. Second, while we enjoy going to the Olive Garden™, I’m still convinced that the free breadsticks are some kind of con game. I keep expecting a bill to arrive from them in 2028: “owed to Olive Garden© for “free” breadsticks: $257,065.”
What’s the only pasta you can get during COVID-19 lockdown? Macaroni and sneeze.
Instead, we slept in late, played a few games, and more-or-less relaxed the entire day. Our contribution to the economy of the United States? We had a nice dinner The Mrs. cooked for us at home, used some natural gas to fire our heater, and spent about $3 in electricity for lighting the place. That was it. Our participation in the economy on December 30, 2020 was probably less than $20, total.
That’s the problem if you’re running an economy. No gasoline, no money heading to the Olive Garden©, and no tip to the waitress.
I read that Christmas spending was down this year, to $851 from $976 in 2019. That’s a drop of 13%. But this is Monday, not Wednesday when we talk about economics. On Monday, we talk about the big picture.
But 13% is a huge drop-off. And when you add in all of the activities that people aren’t doing? I imagine it was even more. The big picture? Economic contraction increases instability.
I wrote in 2019’s Penultimate Day that we were entering a period of chaos, where entire edifices that we used to stand behind would crumble. Now, we sit in 2021, and a majority of the people who voted in the national election think it was rigged.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep? Rocket.
Also rigged? The system of justice in the nation. We see Antifa® and BLM© “peacefully” destroy cities. The massive number of unindicted felons? It’s okay to loot.
2020 was a mess, but it looks like we got to get a glimpse of the man behind the curtain.
2021 will certainly start out like a mess. January is going to be chaotic. Regardless, I’m optimistic about 2021 – not because I’m insane, but because I know what starts the upward rise: the upward rise starts after you’ve fallen and hit bottom. While we around the world have fallen and are headed toward the bottom, the biggest lesson is this: bring something back up with you.
That’s the question for today: what can we bring back up with us?
- Understanding that the world can change around you in an instant. One moment, the world was normal. The next? Lockdowns, the destruction of an economy.
- Understanding where your vulnerabilities are. Food? Toilet paper? What can you do to fix them?
- Knowing that your job is not “safe” – the entire economy isn’t safe. Be prepared for more dislocations. What skills are you working on?
These are important realizations. In 2021 and for the foreseeable future, complacency will not be your friend. Constantly question your assumptions. Constantly try to understand your side, but also periodically ask yourself, “What if I’m wrong?” Try to understand the other side of the issue, too.
You may or may not be wrong, but questioning (not doubting, but questioning) yourself is key to deep understanding. Hold your own beliefs up to the same scrutiny you use on opposing beliefs.
Thankfully, hindsight is 2020. Or did I get that backward?
As I wrote on Friday, I’m not sure that 2021 will be a great year, but it will be a birth year for the next phase of what happens to our society. What’s probable this year?
- Unemployment continues, and likely gets worse. Ideas of a quick rebuild will be crushed. People at the bottom end – twentysomethings and service workers – are already hoisting a white flag.
- Society will become even more fractured. Left and Right are guaranteed to be further apart in 2021 – the way this presidential election has gone is sure to inflame both sides, no matter what happens.
- The very mechanisms that we normally see as protecting society will continue to erode. People on the Right who are defending the “thin blue line” will become aware that many (not all!) of the police will do whatever the people signing their checks tell them to do. This is not the year to be a cop in Portland, Oregon.
- People will continue to flee California and large Leftist cities in a locust-like plague. They will not leave their Leftist ideas behind.
- The debt of the United States will continue to climb. My bet? We add another $4-5 trillion this year. That doesn’t include personal debt and business debt. The idea that printing money is better than earning it will continue and probably increase in 2021. This idea will only stop when events force it to stop.
But as I said in the introduction to Friday’s post, I remain weirdly optimistic that, even given all of these trends, this will be a year that we will look back on and say, “That was the year that things changed.” Certainly, 2020 was a year that will likely be looked on as the start of the crisis. 2021 will be looked at as the year that the seeds of the new are planted.
How can I better describe it?
1776 is they year that most people associate with the birth of the United States. What most people forget is that it wasn’t until 1787 that the Constitutional Congress was held. Likewise, it wasn’t until 1789 that George Washington was sworn in as our first President. That was thirteen years after 1776 – thirteen years where there was war, economic failure, and finally a coming together over a very unique document.
Change takes time.
What did Washington say before his men got in the boats to cross the Delaware to attack the British? “Get in the boats.”
So, if I’m right, people will look back on 2021 and say, “That was when things turned around.”
And the good news is, Penultimate Day or not, you’ll be there for it. Again, I never said it was going to be easy. It will likely be the complete opposite of easy.
Freedom rarely is easy. And I’m still pretty sure that the Olive Garden© has a comprehensive spreadsheet somewhere charting my breadstick consumption . . . .
