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“The end time has come, not in flame, but in mist!” – The Mist
I once had shoes that had Velcro® closures. I mean, why knot?
I recently completed the book End Times by Peter Turchin. I have recently done a review of How Civil Wars Start by Barbara F. Walter (not that Barbara Walter, some other commie bimbo), and by comparison Ms. Walter’s book is a badly drawn crayon sketch of Donald Trump by a mildly developmentally disabled child who was born of the copulation of two stoned Leftists and raised on a diet of Trotsky and lead paint chips.
Her book was bad. Turchin, who I imagine is also Left-leaning, was (mainly) able to keep his political opinions out of the book, and produce something useful and as even-handed as he could make it, what with having to go to fancy university parties with the Leftist intelligentsia who are globalist and communist at the same time, because, reasons.
Going back in time, Turchin predicted in the early ‘teens (2010, I believe) that the decade beyond 2020 was going to be rough. This was based on an actual computational model, where he took various social factors, smashed them into a computer, and cranked out a slip of paper that said, “Beyond Here, There Be Dragons.” To be fair, his model seems to have some predictive capacity, though I have yet to find a place to tinker with it, but I’ll bet Ricky can track it down if anyone can. A .pdf that has a flavor of the model is here (LINK).
The XXX Files are a completely different subject.
His description of the model starts with one of the things that leads to collapse: Elite Overproduction. In this context, you pretty much know who the elite are. Donald Trump is one, and so are the Clintons, and the Obamas, and thousands of other wealthy, socially connected people who have political power. Per Turchin, only 9 presidents of the United States weren’t 1%ers, and before 1850, all of the presidents were elite and wealthy types and probably had exceptional hats, since they didn’t have other cool things to buy back then.
Turchin breaks down political power into four types:
Where do psychics shop? The Seers® catalog.
In Turchin’s view, there are specialists at each level of political power. The big problem for people is when these folks are present in too large of a quantity and get bored and have to do something else. In 2016, we had a billionaire (Trump) running against someone worth in excess of $120 million (Hilldabeast). In no way was this usual, but later, billionaire Michael Bloomberg jumped into the race. Why? Bored, I guess. Most billionaires let other people do their fighting for them – like George Soros or Emperor Palpatine. But I repeat myself.
The key problem is that there are more elite people who want power than there are available chairs. That’s always the case to a certain extent, but with tens of thousands of Harvard© and Stanford™ and Dartmouth® grads fighting for elite positions in every facet of the coercion, wealth, bureaucratic, or ideological elite, well, this starts to drive instability, per Turchin. Per me, there seem to be a lot of people who have no connection whatsoever with anyone but themselves and their elite cocoon of friends with the same ideas and no-fat decaf pumpkin-spice lattes.
Turchin later goes on to talk about how the British killing off tons of French nobility during battles around 1400 to 1450 actually helped France to have a much more stable political period because there everybody had stuff to do other than try to overthrow the king or kill their brother or eat snails and smoke cigarettes while wearing berets and carrying baguettes of bread everywhere.
I once saw a baguette in a cage. I guess it was bread in captivity.
Yes, in the coming years at least half of the elite will either die or cease to be elite and have to drive Yugos® or Ford Escorts™ while working at JCPenney’s©.
There just aren’t enough chairs in the inner circle to go around.
So, we’ve got too many elites, which is one of Turchin’s factors that lead to societal breakdown. What else leads to problems? Turchin calls the next one, “Popular Immiseration” – bluntly, when life sucks for the common person. Another term for this is Bidenomics. Economic power of workers is disappearing, wages are going backwards when it comes to purchasing power, and jobs are more uncertain and awful.
To be fair to Biden, this was the trend even before he was selected, and was really the feeling that ushered in Trump. Trump was and is a reaction to the crapfest that the economy has turned into, and is more or less predictable. In 1956 Trump would have been a joke candidate, in 2000 Trump was a joke candidate, but by 2016 Trump was taken seriously because, to a large proportion of Americans, life is slowly becoming more miserable, daily. The needed someone, anyone, to listen to them and stop the nonsense that the Left (and, to be fair, the Chamber of Commerce Right) is shoving down their throats. Mittens Romney was just the same as the Left in his goals, he just used a different phrase to get there.
The last thing the American people wanted was ¡Jeb! To give an example from another period in American history that was in crisis, Abraham Lincoln was another joke candidate that fell into a period where he could be elected.
I guess Mary Todd Lincoln said to Abe that day, “Would it kill you to take me to a play once in a while?”
Turchin discusses Lincoln’s election not in terms of slavery, but in terms of economic misery combined with lots of rich dudes. Turchin adds in that the failing financial health of a country adds to this, lowering the legitimacy of the state.
These factors, Turchin notes, in every case that they’ve covered, always reach a breaking point within 200 years or so. This is in line with Strauss and Howe in The Fourth Turning and the theories of the unfortunately named Sir John Glubb:
It’s here that the Turchin takes a bit of time to discuss the nature of the American Empire, circa 2023. American power, he notes, isn’t based on religion. It likewise isn’t based on a militaristic history – although we’ve elected generals as president, the power of the American Empire is and always has been commerce. We sent trade ships in the 1800s across the world. Genghis Khan didn’t create his empire with trade, he created it with the sword and the horse and by having sex with half of the women in Asia. While the English used liberal amounts of gunpowder creating their empire, “I say, old chap, what are those Boer people doing sitting on our gold and diamonds?”, they were a commerce-based empire as well.
Me? I was upset when I got a pack of sticky playing cards for Christmas – I found them difficult to deal with.
I’d agree with Turchin – American power has been economic and, like the British before us, created an economic empire. The wealth from that economic empire thus created the ability for us to have really cool tanks and planes and aircraft carriers and nuclear weapons. No bucks? No Buck Rodgers.
Since it has been economics that created the empire, it’s economics that fuels it today: America is built on economics, and the biggest controllers of that are . . . rich people. As much as I’m in favor of capitalism (which is a lot) I can see that a system where the rich people get to make the rules is gonna suck for everyone else.
Turchin calls this the “Wealth Pump” – it’s the idea that the rules are set up not for the common citizen, but for the really rich dudes. What are some of the components of this Wealth Pump?
This is what the Wealth Pump looks like.
That the impact of the Wealth Pump is misery is a given. While (once upon a time) I was a libertarian, I’ve since moved on from that, as they’ve moved farther in support of this wealth pump. Freedom doesn’t come with mere economic freedom, and it doesn’t come from only from freedom from government coercion. Does it, in the end, matter if it is a group of elites in government or a group of elites at Google™ is the one censoring you to preserve the wealth pump?
Thus ends the first part of this review. More to come. I’m not sure if it will be one or two more posts, but we’ll get through it.
I’m a trained professional. Unlike paint-chip-eating Barbara F. Walter.
(FYI, when I get this finished I’m posting a link to it at Turchin’s blog. He’s got a better book contract, but I’ve got more readers.)
“As a result, our planet’s core became unstable.” – Man of Steel
I was on a horse being chased by a lion, and on my left was a giraffe. I decided to stop drinking and get off the carousel.
I’ve been giving a lot of thought to what makes a country stable, recently. I just can’t figure out why the idea of civilizational collapse keeps popping up in my mind, but, it does.
Why does a country remain stable? Not wealthy, but stable.
One rudimentary idea is commonality. Commonality of what, exactly? Be careful, this gets progressively more controversial as we go down the list and moves from “Taco Bell® mild sauce” to “Scorpion Chili Reaper Death™”.
As nearly as I can figure it, three things. There are more, but I think history has shown that these three things, when held in common, produce the most stable societies:
Religion. I know that most readers live in the United States, which was founded on freedom from state religion. That way Pennsylvania could choose to make Episcopalianism the state religion. Regardless of that, the United States was historically very much a Christian nation, as in historically 90% plus, and in “you can’t get a mortgage unless your pastor vouches for your” Christian.
I have standards. I won’t talk publicly about my sects life.
Have divisions among Christian sects caused difficulty? Certainly. Look at Europe post-Martin Luther and the religious wars that followed. There are even problems within sects, given what I once saw a beheading at a Methodist potluck dinner over a stolen potato salad recipe. To be fair, the potato salad was really, really good. I think it was the mustard.
But back to American politics: when JFK was running for president, there was a strong feeling that he wouldn’t be a good president because he was Catholic. Why? Because Catholics had to obey the Pope, and JFK would have something other than the best interests of the American people at heart – the orders of a foreign Pope. After JFK, religion seemed to not matter so much in a presidential candidate, especially after Bill Clinton, a member of the 1st Congregation of If It Feels Good, Do It (Reformed), was elected.
Can people of different religions live together? Sometimes, especially if the religions in question aren’t, well, Islam and Christianity. Or Islam and Judaism. Or Islam and Buddhism. Or . . . hmm, I’m seeing a pattern here.
Is a radical Islamic cowboy a yeehawdist?
It’s weird when I bring up a topic that I know is going to be contentious and I mention religion first on the list of controversial topics, but that should tell you about the minefield that follows.
The second leg of a stable society is Ideology. If we all believe the world through the same framework, that helps to create stability. A bad example of that is North Korea. North Korea is actually a really, really stable country for several reasons. Do they share the same religion? Certainly they do – the worship of Kim Jong Un.
They also share the same ideology. Do all of them like it? I’m fairly certain that the answer is no, but for most of them it is the only ideology they know, and the only ideology they’ve been taught. They might see problems, but they have no particular framework where they could even discuss them. If you asked them what they thought about Kim, they’d say, “I can’t complain”.
Shared ideology allowed he Soviet Union to live long past the best-by date printed on the carton for several reasons – again, it was the only real ideology presented, and second, through the 20th Century Russia went from a Czar and a bunch of peasants to a nation with nukes and a pretty good spaceflight program that the German scientists they captured gave them. I mean, our Germans were better, but they still had pretty good Germans.
Remember, to an orphan, every selfie is a family photo.
How big was ideology in the United States? My grandfather-in-law was nearly 95 when we went to a meeting. They asked us all to stand for the prayer. He sat. No one thought anything of it. When it came time to give the pledge, though, he struggled to his feet to stand.
He had an ideology – and it was the United States and the 8th Army Air Corps, specifically the one that Ronald Reagan talked about in his speeches. That ideology, his Civic Nationalism, was so strong in him that it was even stronger than his religion and gravity.
Ideology really is at fault for the Revolutionary War and the Civil War – both of them were from a fairly homogeneous population base, but the major difference was ideology. In the Civil War, especially, the ideology was one of an honor-culture (the South) versus the Puritan culture of the North. The North knows how to do iced tea, and the South knows how to do biscuits and gravy.
Outside of food, the South chaffed against the Puritan leanings of the North, and that ended up in war, because that’s what happens when you have a people whose culture is based on honor pushed back up against the wall. Because the religions and ethnicity of the sides were similar, the result was a nation that could be knit back together rather rapidly.
Can I tell you what ethnicity Napoleon was? Course I can.
Oh, yeah, ethnicity. The final leg of the stool is ethnicity. See! I told you it was going to get progressively more radioactive.
The long period of stability that the United States has experienced (with the exception of the Civil War) provided a false narrative – the idea that the United States is a proposition nation, and that everyone who came here would be assimilated and become American.
This is demonstrably false.
I still maintain that it takes three generations for a new immigrant family to really be assimilated, minimum. If Mom and Dad aren’t willing to name their kid Brandon instead of Hans or Abdullah or Chaim, they really haven’t reached American status yet. That used to be called assimilation, and it used to be generally considered to be good.
But not in 2023. Back in the ‘teen, Tom Brokaw had to apologize for suggesting that Hispanics had to work harder at assimilating to American culture. He had violated a new Leftist commandment that “Absolutely Everyone Doing Absolutely Anything” was defined as American.
Oh, and America doesn’t have a culture, bigot.
Of the three, I think ethnicity is generally (though not always) the strongest. The Danes might not agree on everything, but do they agree that someone who moved to Denmark from Afghanistan isn’t Danish. I could move to Japan, have kids there, and I would never be Japanese and neither would my kids.
All of this leads to what?
China is built on stability – it has a common religion – Communism, a common ideology, “what Xi said”, and a common ethnicity. When people point to a coming Chinese collapse, I point to articles from the last 30 years that have said the same thing. My bet: China is stable – it may not prosper, but it will endure.
Ireland? Not so much. It used to be homogeneous in ethnicity, religion, and ideology, if ideology can be summarized by the statement “drinking and fighting a bit”. But with a constant influx of immigrants who apparently have the ideology of “stabbing Irish kids is fine” it is clear that the future of Ireland is in doubt, less so if they start drinking and fighting a lot more.
What’s Irish and stays outside all year? Paddy O’Furniture.
Finally, on the other side of the spectrum, there’s the United States. Viewed through this model, it’s clear: we have lost our common religion – in 2009, 77% of Americans were Christian. By 2019? Down to 65% (Pew®).
Ideology? The United States had been relatively homogeneous with respect to ideology, too. Compare the 1950s to the Leftist onslaught we’ve seen 70 years later. We are a nation divided ideologically.
Ethnicity? Thanks to the 1965 Immigration Act along with an amazing disregard for borders over the last 30 years, the United States has experienced an amazing increase in the amount of foreign-born people here, and that amount is estimated at 15%, but I’m betting that number is far closer to 25% because I believe the number of illegals is greatly understated in official numbers.
None, exactly zero, of these indicators lead me to believe that the United States will be stable for the next 30 years or can continue to exist as a coherent country. I’ve mentioned before that I thought the earliest dates for Bad Thing to happen were in the next 2 or 3 years. My prediction of everything breaking apart remains at 2032 or so, but I see no hope, at all, of the United States existing beyond 2040 unless a Caesar appears at the point of crisis or unless millions of immigrants are sent via trebuchet back to whatever place they came from.
To be clear, I don’t wish for any of this, this is just what every trend is leading towards, and this model is an “in progress” model. Your additions are welcome in the comments.
The good news?
I hear the Methodists now take a hard line on potato salad beheadings, which is odd, since they’re normally not against anything.
“We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.” – Marge Simpson
Okay, I used this last year. But, really, fizzy toots is a holiday classic.
(repost today, family time, etc.)
Thanksgiving morning I was in bed, in that half-slumber that I slip into when there’s no danger that I have to go to work. The Mrs. stirred next to me.
When’s the turkey going to be done?”
John Wilder: “Yeah, babe, when is the turkey going to be done?”
The Mrs.: No, I mean it. I have some other things I need to cook. When will the turkey be done?”
John Wilder: “Ohhhhh, I haven’t put it in the oven yet. I thought, as much as you were making six other dishes, that you were gonna do the turkey, too.”
This was, of course, a stupid idea. I have cooked the turkey every year, ever, since we’ve been married. Everything else (except pumpkin pies) has been The Mrs. Why would I assume that The Mrs. was going to cook the turkey?
I have no idea. But I did.
We Wilders are night owls, when allowed to go feral unconstrained by the tyranny of work, so having a dinner at supper time (or a supper at dinner time) would just be fine. Since we bought everything we’d need for dinner yesterday, I knew we’d be fine: no last-minute trips to stores for us, and that was good.
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Because I hate going to the store, especially anytime between Thanksgiving and Christmas. I hate it so much, that when I was (much) younger, I’d do all of my shopping for presents during a two-hour period on Christmas Eve. But yet, there are people who look forward to Black Friday, which to me is the sort of hell I imagine that H.P. Lovecraft reserved for Beto O’Rourke, except Beto’s hair would be on fire and he would have surgically attached flippers instead of arms.
Black Friday is a day that some people look forward to. While I don’t share in their enthusiasm, I can understand it. There is something about shopping that makes people feel good, unlike the turkey tartare I tried to serve the family on Thanksgiving. Who knew you had to thaw the turkey before sticking it in the oven?
Shopping is of vital importance to businesses they want to capture as much of your money as possible. They study ways to arrange merchandise so it is most attractive, to create advertisements that engage with your psychology to drive you to purchase, and purchase from them. If you look at shopping as a science, shopping has been studied by economists, business majors, and psychologists more thoroughly than I studied Cindy Crawford’s, umm, charm, in my younger days.
Remember, actresses are different than models – actresses can read. Also, I don’t know if I can fit an actress in the basement freezer.
Again, I don’t begrudge people who are on a tight or fixed budget that are attempting to get a good deal – that would be heartless. But yet, isn’t Black Friday based at least in part in . . . greed?
The idea of getting a 65-inch 4K Philips ® television for $78 when it normally retails for $448 is the essence of Black Friday. $10 Crock© pots with a $10 mail-in rebate are Black Friday.
If you buy three Rose Tico figures, you’ll spike worldwide sales by 3000%, and give Disney ® hope that Star Wars: The Ruse of Soywalker © will be successful!
Why do we get such satisfaction over buying things?
There was a hurricane this year named Karen. Managers everywhere quaked with fear.
Most vices, when kept in check, aren’t a problem. But Black Friday seems like a drug that’s designed to take advantage of the various satisfactions listed in the bullet points above. Thankfully, there are other cures.
We live in a society where most of the basic needs are easily met for most people, at least for now. Yes, you might not have a 65” LED television that doubles as a tanning bed. But nearly everyone has food. Nearly everyone has power, heat, and access to a library. How else could people spend those same hours and minutes that would otherwise be spent in a WWE®-level fight over an inexpensive radium-powered popcorn popper and a coal-powered flashlight?
In breaking news: Coroners report that Jeff Epstein was injured at a Black Friday sale.
They could write. They could visit a sick family member. They could face digestive difficulties because Dad put the frozen turkey in the oven. They could play cards or board games and have family fun.
Oh, wait: that describes the Wilder family. I really should have realized that putting a turkey filled with ice into the oven wasn’t my best idea . . . .
Axis and Allies ®, anyone? I have Pepto ®.
“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.” – Norman Schwarzkopf
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“Look, sit down, all right. It ain’t cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.” – Trading Places
(All memes A.I. today)
Turkeys can be thankful – they never have to worry about buying Christmas presents.
I’ve mentioned before, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Most of the time it’s four or more days off for me, long enough not to be rushed. It’s also a holiday that doesn’t have the desperation of Christmas, nor the somber elation of Easter. Thanksgiving is peaceful for me.
Although I like to do this fairly often, at this time of year, I do like to sit back and think about the things that I’m thankful for. It’s a long list, so, here it goes the Thanksgiving 2023 version:
I’m thankful for Pa and Ma Wilder, who took me in and then didn’t drown me. I was an awful child. How bad? I caused more damage to our house than the First Gulf War. To be fair, the First Gulf War didn’t really do much damage to our house.
If we’re not careful, Iraq may have to invade us to make sure our elections are free of corruption.
I’m thankful to my big brother, John Wilder, who pushed me into things that I needed to do, things that weren’t comfortable to me that helped me face difficulty and learn to overcome it. I also threw up all over his school clothes one year. Not sure how you get vomit out of a leather belt.
I’m thankful for Joe Biden, because there’s never been an easier, more corrupt, or more incompetent president to mock. Joe has single-handedly turned more Zoomers to the Right than any living man.
I’m thankful for winter, because no matter how cold it gets I can still put on more clothes. In the summer, there is a limit to how much clothing I can take off, or at least that’s what the police tell me.
I’m thankful for hot coffee on a cold winter morning when it’s silent as the snow keeps falling.
I’m thankful for PEZ®. Because it’s PEZ™.
The Abyss, it speaks through Garfield®. Odie™? Not so much.
I’m thankful for each morning. I hate mornings, but they’re better than the alternative. Oh, wait, I like afternoons. Sadly, everyone gets cross when I sleep into the afternoon.
I’m thankful that I have so few moments in life that are truly awful, and knowing that I can get over them because the world is actually a pretty great place, and I always know that there’s someone I can talk to, if I need to. Thankfully, I don’t have many feelings like you humans er, nevermind.
I’m thankful for firearms. They cause a lot of damage in the wrong hands, I’ll admit. But they cause even more damage when they’re only in the hands of the government. So if the government wants to have a gun-free world, they can disarm first.
I’m thankful for cats and dogs, but sorry cows taste so good. Cows look like they might be good bros and fun to hang with, but, sorry. They’re just too tasty.
I’m sorry, but how else will I create cowlamari?
I’m thankful for my close family, {The Mrs., kids). For whatever reason, most of them seem to put up with me, or at least haven’t filed restraining orders.
I’m thankful that you, reader, come here on a regular basis to share your ideas with me. I’m hopeful you get a chuckle or two.
I’m thankful for the taste of a turkey sandwich the day after Thanksgiving. Toasted bread, mayo, turkey, mustard, some salt and pepper are enough. Add in some lettuce and tomato if you have them, but they’re not required.
I’m very thankful for the time I have, and just wish there were more hours in a day. As I grow older, I know the most precious of all things is our time and attention. Of course, if I hadn’t eaten in a month or so, I’d probably be even more thankful for a gnawed pork chop bone. But sitting here, right now? It’s time.
In the future, will the Chinese be satisfied with lab-grown poodle?
I’m thankful to live in the time and place that I do. I’m sure the past was wonderful, and I’m sure the future will be wonderful. But, you know, there’s a problem with both of those. My stuff is all here, and I’m not even sure how to pack for 1850 or 2432, I mean, what’s the weather like?
Lastly (and firstly), I’m thankful to the Creator. It has been a weird ride so far, but enjoyable. I’m sure I’ll figure out the “why” part in the end. As Soren Kierkegard said, we can only understand the past from the vantage point of the future. But he said it in Danish, so he probably sounded like the Swedish Chef® when he said it.
If the Swedish Chef™ is actually Danish, does that make him an artificial Swedener?
I hope that your Thanksgiving is peaceful, joyful, and that you are surrounded by those that love you, or at least by PEZ™ dispensers from another cosmic realm that may eat your soul. Whichever you prefer.
What did I miss? What are you thankful for?
“Calm down! Hey, look, I read on Twitter that a super-villain’s gonna bomb this loser meet and greet. So I’m here to save the day, like I do, all the time.” – Movie 43
Before I got Twitter®, I’d just yell what I was thinking on the street. I did get three followers, but I think two were FBI agents.
Back in the day (a long time ago) a gentleman who was somewhat of a charlatan who used to (I’m not making this up) use goat, um, tissue, surgically inserted in to a man’s, um, location in order to increase sexual potency and fertility. Even in the 1920s this sounded bonkers. He lost his FCC® license and decided to build a million Watt transmitter in Mexico to irradiate the United States with his sales-focused radio program. It was said that you could hear his station in Canada.
These stations operated into the 1980s, and I do recall being able to hear one of them, X-Rock 80 up on Wilder Mountain, at night. A million Watts is a lot of radio, but it was down to 150,000 by that time (if they weren’t cheating, which they probably were – Mexico, right?). Since these were in Mexico, they all (there were more than one) had the X prefix. Thus, ZZ Top’s song, Heard It on the X.
We have a new X in town, now. Elon Musk is quite colorful, and while I haven’t heard of him thinking about transplanting goat testicle, he has talked about putting electrodes into human brains.
So, there’s that.
Elon drives the Left nuts. Again, I know Elon is on Elon’s side, but he’s just so amusing to watch. He makes every Leftist love him by making electric cars, makes every NASA employee envious by making way better rockets than they ever could, along with other things.
The thing that brought the Left to hating him, though, was purchasing Twitter®. The Leftists had claimed Twitter™ as their own. It was their property. Twitter© went from being the Free Speech Wing of the Free Speech Party to being just another, curated Leftist echo chamber. If there was a story they didn’t like, they could make sure that no one ever heard of it.
When Twitter® had Trump Derangement Syndrome.
My account was detuned to the point where my traffic (I got on Twitter, in part, to advertise this blog) dwindled down to nothing because anyone with a non-Leftist take was either throttled or banned regardless if they broke Twitter’s® rules or not.
When Musk bought it, all bets were off. In response, the Left (and one of the Left’s biggest mouthpieces, the ADL®) did whatever they could to get advertisers off of Twitter™.
Competing platforms showed up.
So, a year and change has passed.
What’s happened?
First, Elon bought Twitter™ for $44 billion, but I don’t think he could sell it for anywhere near that number, though it’s certain that’s not his plan. Musk has talked about lots of different things he’s planning for X©, which includes a lot – he calls it an “everything” app. So, music, entertainment, banking, inserting wires in your head so you don’t need a psychologist? Possibly.
It is certain that X© shadow banning is now less, though months after he bought Twitter©, Musk announced that he had found more bans in the software – aimed at moderating Musk’s reach.
The Left has proven to be very “foot-stampy” with Media Matters®, a far-Left organization, going after Musk by, it is alleged, continually refreshing until they had ads for IBM® next to content that IBM™ would find objectionable, especially since they’d sold a lot of equipment to the Germans in the 1930s. Guess they didn’t want to be associated with certain clients?
Cycle something long enough, and you can create a hit piece.
Anyway, the Left is really after Musk, but it appears that they can’t really do anything to him. It looks like Musk completely doesn’t care.
I don’t know what total user numbers are doing for Elon, but I think he’s fine. I think his vision may take years to put together, and he probably has the time to do it.
Regardless, it’s back to being fun on X®. I’ll have to admit, it does make me smile when I post a meme and get a rabid response from (this weekend) dozens and dozens of Lefties, and then get to live rent-free in their heads for the weekend while they seethe about what I said. My offense? This Xeet®:
This actually flew over the heads of several Leftists.
When they got lippy? My response:
The funniest thing was that some of them didn’t get it. Explains a lot.
Where we are now is better than a year ago – there’s an actual location where anyone can go out and trigger all the Lefties they want in a free-range situation fully compliant with vegan standards.
Does it make the world a better place? Possibly not. But it’s always nice to be able to send out a message over a million Watts of broadcast power, regardless if goat testicles are involved or not.
“Freedom costs a buck-oh-five.” – Team America: World Police
I’ve lost to a computer at chess, but never at kickboxing.
I write about movies (and books) sometimes because they are important – very important. They are a part of the myths and backstory that defines a people and a country. Part of this entertainment is (often) a reflection of who we think we are, or who we aspire to be – those are the characters and stories that endure and grow over time.
Comedies certainly have their place, as well. Comedies can be rooted to universal truths that are (more or less) unchanging with time, think greed, yappy women, and farting. Yes. The oldest recorded joke in history that we have yet discovered is a (not very good) fart joke.
Why can’t you make fun of Steve Jobs dying? It’s not PC.
Part of comedy, especially movie comedy, is the unexpected. For that to happen, most of the time someone is the object of the joke – the person who is being made fun of. In comedy in the 1970s, that person was almost always a white male, and almost always was the father and was almost always on the Right.
Why?
Feminism. Comedy of the 1970s and onward was almost always written from the Leftist perspective. Think Archie Bunker, who ended up being popular in spite of them trying to make him a buffoon. Who had the first flush of the terlit on television? Archie. To make fun of white men who were on the Right.
Another tip: don’t use the toilet brush as a microphone when you sing in the shower.
Heck, when I was in junior high and wondering why the only funny things were Leftist (I was on the Right, even then). Then I read P.J. O’Rourke, and understood that it was more than possible, it was far, far funnier than Leftist humor ever imagined it could be.
The Right is funnier because the Right has Truth on its side.
For a long time, movies have been propaganda of one type or another. Top Gun? There’s a reason that the Navy spent millions to help make the movie – they approved the script.
There have been wild cards – people who make fun of everyone and everything – think Airplane. One that really pushed the boundaries was Team America: World Police. South Park used to be funny, back when the stories were about the kids. When the stories started to be about the adults? Less funny.
But Team America: World Police was something else. It made fun of jingoistic movies while at the same time gutting hard-Left, virtue signaling idiot actors like Sean Penn, Janeane Garofalo, Alec Baldwin, Michael Moore, Danny Glover, and Tim Robbins. They were all part of the Film Actors Guild, or F.A.G.
Yes. They went there. They also made fun of AIDS and homosexuals. And Moslems. And movies like Top Gun. The rumors are that the studio approved it because it was so politically incorrect, and might be cheap because it was made with puppets instead of actors.
I’m glad COVID didn’t come from a Chinese bear. Then we’d have had a pandademic.
Needless to say, making a movie that makes fun of any protected group is no longer allowed. Why are comedies dead? Because it gets really old, really fast, when the only person you can make fun of is the same person who buys all the movie tickets: heterosexual white Christian men who have XY chromosomes. You know, “literally Hitler”.
Comedy is now unfunny, mostly. Please feel free to leave exceptions in the comments. And movies as a whole are borderline unwatchable. Part of the collapse of the box office (and small theaters) was COVID. The other part is that movies suck.
The reason that movies suck is that they’re now just blatant propaganda, start to finish. The latest Marvel® movie, The Marvels™ is a commercial failure, and a box office flop. The studio is blaming the usual suspects: the actor’s strike, superhero fatigue, white supremacy, anti-feminism.
That’s easy.
Harder to face is that their stupid movie sucks.
This was even in his speeches . . . remember him saying, “Let me be clear”?
Why does it suck? It’s about women that don’t need no man. Oh, and couples who have kids don’t want to spend money to have their kids watch Gay Buzz Lightyear™ and ask questions about why Buzz© has two mommies. That’s it.
Who is the primary consumer of superhero movies? White men. Who is the primary consumer of movies for children? People capable of making children, which, for every year in the history of mankind before 2020, were known as “men” and “women”.
Yes, white men like to look at attractive women in skintight costumes, but only the most Leftist is willing to sit and watch a movie that makes fun of them and marginalizes them.
Why does Marvel© (and Disney™) lose money? Because they forgot who buys the tickets.
Men.
I’ve gotten to the point that, unless I’ve heard about a movie, if it was made in the last four years, it’s a hard pass, even if it looks interesting. The movies started going south in, say, 2018. My take is that was a reaction to Trump. It so triggered nearly everyone who writes or acts in a movie that all they wanted to do was attack a relatively Centrist guy who just happened to be President.
What do your get if you take an entire human digestive tract and lay it out on a football field? Arrested.
The reaction led to . . . crap. Every Leftist simply had to get their message out that trans was the new normal and white men were awful and stupid and that NASA stuff on the Moon was a fluke. Oh, they tried to take credit for that, too. Because white guys, you know, can’t do math.
I also noticed it with books. I was a lifelong reader of science fiction – I loved the ideas. Then, around 2010, I started to notice that the books in Barnes and Noble® mainly . . . sucked. I thought it was me. I thought I was old and jaded. But, nope, I read some of the old stuff and it was still great.
Science fiction was destroyed by The Narrative, too. The people who picked the books that made it to the shelves only picked Leftist crap filled with weak people who hated themselves and hated everything True, Beautiful, and Good. In this breakup, it wasn’t me, it was them.
They came for comics and killed them. They came for books and killed them. Lastly, they came for movies, and killed them. Every book and every movie has a message, and most are propaganda of some sort or another, for good or bad. Propaganda to get kids to brush their teeth? That’s good.
But propaganda to turn them into self-loathing transexuals? That’s 100% against the True, the Beautiful, and the Good.
This was the 2022 “woman” of the year. Guess guys do everything better.
Watch what goes into your mind. Watch what goes into the minds of your children. Help them to aspire to be noble and virtuous and strong. Help them to understand that jokes about yappy, farting women have been funny for 4,000 years, and will be funny for as long as women fart.
There are still good books out there. There are still good movies, though they are uncommon, since the rot is very, very deep. But freedom?
It still costs a buck-o-five.
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“There are two types of people in this world: people who like Neil Diamond, and people who don’t.” – What About Bob
A man threatened me with a coffee cup and stole my wallet. I guess I got mugged.
There are two types of cultures. One of them looks a bit like this:
I was walking in Silver Dollar City® more than a decade ago. It was spring, and Silver Dollar City™ was an amusement park where we could take the kids and visit attractions, and even though they weren’t even teenagers, there were plenty of rides for them.
As we were walking through the park, a young blonde man of 18 or so ran up behind me. It wasn’t a sprint, but the easy strides of a high school football player in top shape – like Michelle Obama, the kid looked like a linebacker. “Sir, sir!”
I turned around. “Yeah, how can I help you?”
“You dropped this.”
What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh? “Are you gonna eat that?” (meme as found)
The kid handed me two $20 bills. This is unusual, since normally I have to at least pull up my shirt for anyone to give me $40 so I’ll put the shirt back down.
I stuttered, “Th-thank you!” I felt in my pocket, and, sure enough there were two twenties that must have followed my hand out of the pocket like a structured thought sneaking out of Joe Biden’s head.
The blonde kid smiled, waved, and ran off before I could even offer him a fiver for his honesty. And, thinking about it, he might have been offended if I offered him money. I know I’ve turned cash down before for similar acts of honesty or help.
You don’t do it for the reward. You don’t do it for the glory. You don’t do it for the free shrimp and talcum powder. You do it because it’s the right thing to do. Period.
That’s one type of society.
This type of society functions pretty well. The prices (back then) at Silver Dollar City™ were much lower than at other attractions of a similar nature that I’d been to. The park itself was clean and tidy, and every local business was polite. Did they want our dollars? Sure they did, but they were great about wanting to come by them honestly. They wanted to earn my money.
That’s the way that Modern Mayberry is, mostly.
Sheriff Taylor retired to a farm, so he could see Barn every day.
But San Francisco? Wow.
I haven’t been there in almost a decade, but the pictures I’ve seen recently show a city that’s not in decline. It’s in free-fall. In Modern Mayberry I always lock my car doors because it’s a habit from living in big cities. In San Francisco? People don’t lock their cars.
People don’t lock their car doors (and many leave their trunks open) so prospective thieves can see that there’s nothing to steal without breaking the windows of the cars to rummage around themselves. The people have surrendered to the criminals.
Porch pirates are everywhere in SF, and steal whatever they can. People live on the streets in tents, and often defecate and do drugs in public, because, why not?
San Francisco is also leading the nation in stores disappearing or locking up all of their items. Why? Because mobs loot the stores, in broad daylight. If the thief is caught, they’re immediately released. The only solution for a store that wants to be in business is to sell you the item, go get it from a locked room, and then give it to you after you’ve already paid.
Want to watch Mad Max: Fury Road in the most realistic way possible? Go to San Francisco.
Lefties, I’m sure, have plenty of theories for why San Francisco is like this. White privilege. Institutional racism. Failure to provide mental health services. Lack of reparations. It’s Wednesday. Spin a wheel and pick an excuse. But every one of them is a lie. And I can prove it.
How?
Go look at the streets today where President Xi of China will be when he travels San Francisco. The homeless are gone. Crime is gone. The streets aren’t covered in poop and needles and Disney™ products.
If the city of San Francisco can do that for Xi, it means that they can do it. Even Governor Gavin “Plastic Man” Newsom said the quiet part out loud:
“I know folks say, ‘Oh, they’re just cleaning up this place because all those fancy leaders are coming into town.’ That’s because it’s true.”
A poll was taken by California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office which asked whether people who live in California think Illegal immigration is a serious problem. 29% of respondents answered: “Yes, It is a serious problem. 71% of respondents answered: “No es una problema seriosa.”
Guess he wants to impress people that don’t live there.
San Francisco doesn’t have to be like it is.
The only reason that San Francisco is a horrifying dump is because people want it to be a horrifying dump. As I’ve said before, the solution is obvious (We Already Know The Solutions). Criminals need to value the gain they make from a crime less than they fear the penalty for when they get caught. That’s it. The equation is simple.
We know exactly what we need to do to solve almost any problem. And, as is on display right now, the Powers in San Francisco know exactly what solution is required to solve this problem. But they don’t, or at least limit the solution to times when world dignitaries visit – the effort for just common people is too much.
I wouldn’t worry about it. It was a he said/Xi said situation.
Why, exactly do they allow a kleptocracy to fester in California?
Probably the biggest reason is this:
That’s it. The reason for the kleptonomics on the street is because it serves those who could fix the problem.
Me? I’ll take Silver Dollar City© and Modern Mayberry any day.
