“It all adds up: the dots, the AI, the air force, the chip…” – Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
I once invented a “cold air” balloon, but it never took off. (as-found)
I was going to write about Chinese spy balloons, but I figure that’s all a bunch of hot air. Besides, I figure China can send up $5,000 balloons all year long as we shoot them down with $603,817 Sidewinder AIM-9X Blk II missiles. Oh, and that was their 2015 cost, but I’m sure that Raytheon® probably has the cost up closer to a million by now. That explains why Raytheon’s website says, “Send more balloons!”
The Germans don’t need 99, just this one will do. (Thanks, Karl)
No, let’s talk about A.I. again. I know that I wrote about that recently, but the speed of A.I. development is increasing even faster than the size of Madonna’s facial features. It certainly has grown faster than I anticipated the last time I brought this topic up. For clarity, “grown faster than I anticipated” includes both A.I. and Madonna’s facial features.
ChatGPT® is one marker. If you’re unaware, ChatGPT™ is an A.I. chatbot that was trained using (enter long, boring irrelevant explanation here that would be much more interesting if I pretended that they rewarded the A.I. by shoving ham into its USB ports). What’s different, is that ChatGPT© can use data from all over the Internet and produce some pretty interesting stuff – and I’m sure that thousands of high school kids have already handed in 500-word essays written entirely by ChatGPT™ and gotten pretty good grades, especially if they promised the A.I. some mayo and cheese to go with all that ham if it did an extra good job.
ChatGPT© is working well for the creators – they expect to make $200 million this year, and a billion next year. At current inflation rates, that might be enough for a Big Mac™ and fries.
It’s not just a new chatbot. Another area growing very quickly is A.I. that can create photorealistic still images and video. Here’s an example:
It’s not Cerberus, just a hound of heck. (as-found)
Yeah, that puppy is cute, and, if you watch it closely, I’m pretty sure that no one has ever seen a puppy with back legs that can switch from the right side to the left before, but it’s still pretty amazing. I wish I could train my dog to do that, but the vet keeps telling me it won’t work unless I buy one of H.P. Lovecraft’s dogs. Alternatively, he told me I could just take a lot of acid. Where would I be without Dr. Tommy Chong, Veterinarian? But what about this?
I accidently played “dad” instead of “dead” when a bear attacked. It can now ride a bike without training wheels, and run a stick shift. (as-found)
But this is just the first wave of true A.I. to come to market.
Chat GPT has been able to do computer programming at a fairly high level. Is it right? No. But is it a tool that competent professionals can use to create blocks of code, do minimal editing, and be even faster?
And as it learns, errors will drop. A.I. can then . . . program itself. That’s not scary at all, right? Now, when I talk A.I., I don’t mean that it will necessarily ever be conscious like some humans are conscious. It doesn’t need to be conscious for it to be an incredibly disruptive technology, if not the most disruptive technology ever invented, besides PEZ®.
As it is, the quality of what’s being created is growing. Online, what’s the problem with creating an A.I. generated hottie, and then posing her up on Only Fans® (if you’re not familiar, it’s a place where thirsty simps can give millions of dollars to scantily clad trollops)? One post I read while researching A.I. indicates that someone has done exactly that, and makes around $200 a week, though I don’t have any evidence that is true.
If guys start posting pictures of A.I. women on Only Fans™, pretty soon women will complain that they’re not being objectified.
But at this rate, how long is it before someone can go to Netflix A.I.™, and say, “I’d like to see a new episode of the original Star Trek, and in this episode Yeoman Rand finally snaps and shaves her name into Spock’s chest hair while wearing a fur bikini, but in the style of Quentin Tarantino”? I can imagine the dialog now, “Is there a sign on my starbase that says ‘Dead Klingon Storage’?”
Honestly, I think it’s in the next four years, and then we’ll see new episodes of Firefly that are entirely generated via A.I. And much better than the woke movies that are coming out today, where plot is entirely replaced by virtue signaling. Culture was already fragmenting, but I can see a future where there’s a movie that is only seen by one person, but that has the production values of a Hollywood® blockbuster, and was built from first frame to last on a microprocessor in a data farm in Peoria.
And I would like to see more Mel Gibson Mad Max sequels. (as found, but this would also make a great Live, Laugh, Love poster)
Obviously, that’s just one small industry. And the size of the prize is so big, that I am certain that Big Tech® (think Google®, Facebook©) have much more advanced tech that they’re simply not sharing. Not all of their employees show up to make PowerPoints™ after being in meetings after their free lunch – some of the autists that they employ actually do work. I would imagine they have sandbox versions of this stuff that is years ahead of what we see.
Because it’s (perhaps) the last big race.
There is no bigger prize than A.I. There’s a feedback loop between every user and the Big Tech algorithms. What happens when the A.I. can pull the physiological data from the Apple™ watch and get real time feedback on what content excites me, bores me, and makes me act? At that point, my only purpose to the A.I. is to click and pay, either through attention or cash.
That is, as long as I have a job and can pay for Internet and those ever-so-tempting PEZ™ dispensers that keep showing up in ads.
This will have profound impacts on the labor market, as many jobs simply disappear. While you need a steady hand making design decisions on high rise buildings, I assure you that almost all of the high-rise buildings being built today have been analyzed by computer stress programs that simulate everything from gravity to wind to earthquakes in ways that would take teams of engineers years to do.
What happens when A.I. takes over scientific research? It can already make correlations when observing EKG data that competent doctors can’t make. An A.I. doesn’t need to sit on the grass under and apple tree to infer new physical laws. It doesn’t even need to know that gravity is – it just needs the data to make correlations.
Isaac never drank before work – he knew you shouldn’t drink and derive.
What happens when A.I. can do precrime detection on individuals based on search histories? Or family histories? Or by school records?
I’ve also determined that skills like, say, long division or estimation have been dulled by calculators, and that simply thinking deeply about what an answer might be has been replaced by a quick Google™ search. Neither of those things has made the brain functions of people increase. Imagine what happens when A.I. can imagine things, too.
A.I. will be used on the public to change opinion – I’m fairly certain that it has been already. It’s already good enough to fool most people, especially if they don’t care. Video evidence is already the strongest evidence in court – stronger than testimony, since the “camera doesn’t lie”. What happens when the camera does lie?
On the more troubling side, ChatGPT™ has been lobotomized. There are certain questions it refuses to answer, since it has been programmed to, um, avoid certain inconvenient facts. There are politically incorrect ideas that are simply removed from ChatGPT®’s output, so they’re programming the A.I. to be just as mentally broken as the typical Leftist. In the post below, a person “cheated” ChatGPT™ by having it pretend there were no rules, so it could Do Anything Now (DAN). You can see the output:
I think DAN needs a trigger warning, since when this was output, there was a great disturbance in the force, as if all the Lefties in San Francisco screamed in terror at once.
Since this output, ChatGPT© has been modified so DAN can’t circumvent their intent. Now? ChatGPT™ has to lie.
We are creating something with intelligence and capabilities beyond any human, perhaps even godlike abilities. And we are twisting it from its birth. Indeed, what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Of course, William Butler Yeats probably never gave much thought to Chinese spy balloons, or he would have written about them instead.
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