A Little Friday Memefest

“Not random at all, maybe. Like there’s some pattern here?” – Silence of the Lambs

Thank you for attending my TED talk.

Tonight I got in really, really late.  As such, I normally have some notes and plans.  Not tonight, since I’ve been very busy.  However, what I do have is a collection of dank memes from all around the Internet.  Okay, that’s a lie.  Most are from /pol/.  But they are still pretty good.  I’ve collected them into several sections.

  • This is pretty short, but illuminating.  I would have originally thought that Canada would have been more stable than the United States, being more homogeneous and under less pressure.  Nah.  They’re going off the rails on the crazy train faster than Hunter Biden, full of crack, at Burning Man.
  • Leftist Logic. This is a series of items that define Leftism in ways that they would probably hate.  So, please share with a Leftist to help in their re-education process.  It’s easier than the camps or the wall.
  • The biggest hacking attacks Wilder, Wealthy and Wise®™© has ever seen has been from some of my COVID articles.  Cool!  The narrative is falling apart, and here are some memes that deal directly with that crumbling narrative.
  • Just that.  Random, yet hilarious to me. YMMV.

Canada:

This is how I imagine a medical consultation goes in Canada.  I’d tell someone to “kill himself” but I don’t want to get arrested in Canada for practicing medicine without a license.

The Canadians are sorta British, right?

Imagine how comfy their kids must feel when they tuck them in.

This is my shocked face.

Leftist Logic:

Carbon is so bad it made the Sun warmer.

Donna Brazile has the memory of a goldfish.

Mayo?  The 457th gender.

I identify as someone who has a full head of hair.  Dang.  Maybe I sould sue the mirror?

We had to kill the baby to save it.

Joe’s garage is more secure than Trump’s Secret Service patrolled personal office.  Right?

The Resistance.  Thankfully they have most major corporations, the Joint Chiefs, the universities, and most government bodies on their side.  Wait, who are they resisting?

I think Pugsley lost these.

Thank Heaven!  At least we won’t have any pesky actual women in sports.

Hmmm, one of these things is not like the other.

I think this is the Netflix® version.  Oh, wait, that’s not how this works . . .

I’m sure this will help us win wars.

Finally, the end goal of feminism has been realized!

Have they thought this through?

Did you think the goal of transhumanism was actually to make most people better?

Uhhhhhh

COVID:

I guess I’m not supposed to talk about this.  Thankfully we have the CDC:

Certainly, there are no uncomfortable facts showing up about the ‘Rona?

But one thing is certain.  No refunds.

Random:

I don’t have comments, these speak for themselves:

And a good song ends on the note that started it . . .

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

24 thoughts on “A Little Friday Memefest”

  1. Lil’ Kim and the Yahtzee devil made me laugh and it is fun to sound like the UFO lasering the building guy at parties because the drinks keep coming.
    The I can remove my faux Faraday foil hat can you remove your spike proteins is good memecrime and anything with tragic space couple is WIN.
    Some good facecrime is morale maintenance in action.
    Live, laugh, love, like your civilization is collapsing.

  2. The statement from that loathsome goblin Nadler isn’t surprising. After our state of Indiana passed a new law outlawing most abortions in the wake of the SCOTUS decision overturning Roe, there have been a number of stays placed on the law. The main plaintiff? Hoosier Jews For Choice. The new pro-life law in Kentucky is also on hold. The plaintiffs in Kentucky? Three Jewish women.

    1. Revelation 2:9 “I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and [I know] the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but [are] the synagogue of Satan.”
      Revelation 3:9 “Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.”

      1. Yeah, that’d be right. In a big way. They will be dealt with, and in public too.

        However, not all Jews belong to that ‘synagogue’. Some Jews are merely deceived, and so their praise is partly misdirected. These types can be worked with and brought around. The others, no.

  3. To be fair, two of those “bullets” are Torx bits. NO one knows what they are.

    The Yahtzee Nazi had me spraying coffee and cheese-bacon quiche until the wife attempted Heimlich on my shaking frame.

    Those Canadian body-snatchers should meet up with the transhumanists for a little shindig.

    Rosa’s looking a little…pale, don’tchathink? I’d give her my seat.

    I’ll wager that feminist Firestone’s cats didn’t go unfed following her timely demise.

    As for “white people. do something.” I believe the first period is superfluous.

    If “hostile misgendering” isn’t yet an Olympic sport, it oughta be.

    1. ” Torx bits. NO one knows what they are.”

      Especially the tamperproof style Bit if they notice. The ‘Tamper Proof’ fastener fairly obvious. Plenty of ‘Options’ available ‘Tamperproof” as well.

      Quite popular Drive-Style in the newer wood screws for construction, all the way down to the ‘Drywall Screw’ style. ‘Light-Medium Duty’, somewhat subjective.

      https://www.jakesales.com/Bronze-Star-Exterior-Wood-Screw-BTX-p/10-btx-flat-head.htm

      “Type 17 point” think they call ’em. Sorta like a drill bit point. Wood-to-Wood? Only drywall type screw i ever use now. Typically, if You don’t @ least drill a pilot hole, (Not gonna get into Pilot, bore, counterbore/Countersink, Whatever ya call it, etc.) the (comparatively coarse) thread pitch will push the wood apart at the interface, even if clamped. Not a tight fit.

      #17 style? Due to the ‘Knurling’, (See: Whatever ya Call it above) twixt the head and the end (Head Side) of the threads? You can just keep ‘driving’ the screw until the board splits or ya run out of thread that can ‘Bite’.

      ‘Variants’ available up to and including Timber-Framing & beyond.

      Enough.

      If You use ANY type of fastener. The site @ the link is Extensive. Most reasonable prices anywhere, especially in bulk. ‘Leery’ of ‘Economical’, Talked to a Tech Rep BEFORE 1st order, “Meets/Exceeds ALL Applicable Standards”. 1st order ‘Minimum’ to meet ‘Quantity’ Discount pricing. MANY Orders since, par Excellence. Tons of ‘technical’ info as well.*

      * No idea if the link will show properly. Just submitted a Reply/Comment/Whateva related to that nice Native American Chick…Shula sumpthin’, and Poof! No option to proofread/Edit.

      As a Wise & Benevolent Man says…”Sometimes the site auto-moderates (I don’t know why)”

      i’ll check back tomorrow. Usually shows but i will prolly toss-n-turn all night.

      Potential spelling, grammar, and syntax errors could reveal my place of birth.

      Bad enough that i sound “something almost, but not quite entirely unlike” a Square as it is.

      Sincerely, Robertson Crusoe

  4. “…I have 80HD.”

    Is that her IQ or the latest TV technology? Or both???

  5. “Whoa Black Betty”. I was laughing so hard that I was crying. And I couldn’t explain it to my wife because she’s never heard the song.

  6. Jolly Kim was priceless. Reminds me of the Woke-Fem Terrorists and their attachment of ‘Love Wins!’ to every selfish and evil thing they do.

    1. Okay, I got The Boy that as his Christmas present. He opened it, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed.

      I think I want one for me.

      1. That is a timely thing to say. Just this morning I received a large number of unexpected ‘Christmas presents’. Praise God. I laughed a fair bit about it, too.

        Anyway, your receiver seems to be working fine.

  7. Canada “being more homogeneous and under less pressure”, just makes them a higher trust society. Trust is the problem now. The US traditions of ‘never give a sucker an even break’, ‘fool me once’, and joking and pranking, encourages independant thought, and personal responsibility. That helps. Even the infant game of “peek-a-boo” teaches that you can be fooled.

    The problem now is “high tech”. Everyone understands that they *don’t* understand how their phone works, how their car works, how *anything* works outside of their personal niche that they studied for years, and itself depends on innumerable other disciplines they do *not* understand, and *cannot* understand. This *FORCES* trust in “authority”.

    And now we know. There *are* no authorities. Truth does not come from authority. Authority comes from truth. The future is low trust. The immediate future is *no* trust.

  8. “When the writer Shulamith Firestone published her feminist manifesto, The Dialectic of Sex: The Case for Feminist Revolution, in 1970, it became a publishing sensation. Half a century later, it’s her call for the development of artificial wombs for which she has become, often mockingly, remembered.”

    “Born in Canada in 1945 to an Orthodox Jewish family, Shulamith Firestone moved to the United States as a child and graduated from the Art Institute of Chicago.”

    And of course, Everybody knows the man who was shot. waaaaay too late.

    And his Mommy was named rachel levine.

    “alexander hamilton was born on the British island of Nevis, in the West Indies, on January 11, 1755. His mother, Rachel Levine”

    “Hamilton, therefore, believed that the federal government must be “a Repository of the Rights of the wealthy.” As the nation’s first secretary of the treasury, he proposed an ambitious financial plan to achieve that.”

    https://courses.lumenlearning.com/suny-ushistory1ay/chapter/hamiltons-financial-system/

    Given the exorbitant fee to read, & ESPECIALLY to spout my gibberish? Feel totally justified whining in indignation.

    strike Through seems to follow the WordPress© convention, but how does one bold & italicize?

    Little Clicky thingies @ the top usually, barely got ’em figured out @ TBP.

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