“Changed? What did you do? Perform and exorcism?” – Ruthless People
I get real estate, but what about virtual estate? (meme as found)
It’s a bit ironic that this is the first post that I’m making using my new computer. My old one developed a severe case of epilepsy, where it would start making flashing lights, vibrating erratically, and then just shut down for a few minutes. The Boy came over and tried a techsorcism, but was unable to bring it back into the land of normally functioning computers.
My new laptop is working great. The Boy spec’d it out for me, based on his noting that I treated my old laptop like a “rented mule”. Fair enough, though I didn’t know that they made computers out of quarter-inch (23.2 kiloPascals) thick plate steel.
And I think someone stole Microsoft™ Office© from my laptop. To whoever did this, I will find you. You have my Word®.
But just while I was sweating blood considering what the hell I was going to write about for my topic, I was doomscrolling on my cell phone. How dare you think it was in the bathroom.
Regardless, what popped up was this article by Mark Jeftovic in my inbox (link below), which was my inspiration for this post. It’s not a long article, but the idea is stunning: the point where AI reaches what we would refer to as singularity isn’t something that happens in the future, rather, it is something that has already happened.
Cue raised Wilder eyebrow.
If that occurs (or, as Jeftovic muses, has occurred) this will create a new world. I’m quoting an Xeet™ (LINK) from an X© account that claims that “we’ve crossed the barrier into recursive intelligence territory . . . the real story is the complete collapse of every barrier between conceivable and achievable.”
That’s a big claim, and I don’t know that I believe it. And, to be clear, Jeftovic doesn’t stand by the quoted Xeet™, either. But if it is a LARP on a lark, well, it’s interesting fiction.
I finally crossed “running a marathon” off of my bucket list. I’m relieved. There was no way I was ever gonna do that.
Let’s continue on with that very evocative phrase in mind . . . losing the barrier between “conceivable and achievable”. That rattled around the brainpan so much I felt like a Kennedy on a Dallas vacation.
I’ll start with this: not everything that humans conceive of is possible. There are certain things that we can conceive of that might violate some fundamental principle of the universe in such way as to be really impossible. Perhaps time travel is one of them? Perhaps it’s Disney™ making a good movie in this century?
Who can say.
But women do defy physics – the heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up.
But I assure you, much more is possible. In 1874, the story goes, a twenty-year-old German living in Holstein (it’s odd that so many ranchers raise German provinces) went up to his physics professor and said to his professor, “Hey, I like physics. I think I might want to become a theoretical physicist.”
“Nah, kid, don’t do it. Physics is pretty much like Madonna – everyone has been there, it’s all used up, and you don’t want to look too closely at what’s left.” I believe this is a correct translation, but, to be honest, I was using a Speak’n’Spell™.
We should be glad the student ignored his professor, since that student was Max Planck, who is also the guy who discovered quantum theory. And, remember, without quantum theory, single-serving airplane booze bottle bourbon would never have been developed and Madonna would still be an actual virgin.
I bring up this example for your consideration because I fully believe that much, much more is possible in our universe than we imagine. I mean, AI won’t help women be better airplane pilots.
Too soon?
Let’s get serious. Much more is possible, and the landscape has seriously changed since I first heard “ChatGPT™”.
We really can’t see where all of this is going right now. I recall listening to Scott Adams a year or so ago talking about AI. He noted that when he first got ChatGPT™, he thought that the way to get ahead was for a person to really get good at using it to solve business problems, and that would command a good salary.
Adams later gave up on that idea: ChatGPT© was evolving so quickly that “mastering” it was impossible because it kept changing so quickly. In watching these large language models (LLMs) develop it’s clear – they are becoming smarter, quickly. They are able to comment intelligently on writing, and to improve clarity. They’re able to program. They’re able to determine protein folding structures. They can determine who is going to die by looking at an EKG.
And, they are just starting.
The boundaries of what we can know are bounded by what a single person can do in a single meatspace life. An AI could reach across disciplines, rapidly taking information from one area to another, and synthesizing results and experiences that a single person could never have.
Get ready for research to move at a faster rate than at any point in history, and knowledge to be accumulated at a rate where the last two hundred years’ worth of technological advances might be seen in two. I know some are skeptical, but we’ve seen advances in the performance of LLMs so quickly as to be faster than the Bernie Sanders jumping on a loose dollar bill on the sidewalk while yelling about the evils of capitalist greed.
What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates? Mom and Dad.
I am convinced now that the current research in AI is amazingly rapid, and it will be unrecognizable from our vantage point in just three years.
What we do with it, is up to us.
Will we be like monkeys with an iPhone™, using it to break rocks while we stair at our reflections in the shiny black mirror, or will we use it to remove all the barriers, quickly, between our ideas and reality?
Or what if Jeftovic is right and it’s not cosplay prophecy, and it has happened already, and we’re just in that odd space before the fireworks start?
Perhaps we’ll The Boy to come back and do many more techsorcisms?
I’ve been using the AI checkbox lately and comparing them to each other. Yesterday I posed a question to Gemini which is of course a Google child, and I asked a question about a Google Wi-Fi device that was giving me trouble. The answer it gave was honestly lame and not helpful and not accurate. On the other hand I used grok 3 inside x and it gave a polar opposite dissertation on everything that I had going on including understanding the layout of my home and all the previous conversations we had had. I finally maxed out on 15 questions but was well on the way to having a solution and really just kind of enjoying the back and forth conversation where the AI actually just kept track of everything that had been said. New details were added and new solutions were adjusted. I’ve used a few others too with Microsoft and Google being honestly not very good. If this gets exponentially better over the next several years I can’t imagine how much it could change things. Better or worse or in between who knows, Lord willing and the creeks don’t rise, we will all find out in about 3 years.
I think there was a bathroom break just in this sentence. (it’s odd that so many ranchers raise German provinces) went up to his physics professor and asked what the professor, “Hey, I like physics. I think I might want to become a theoretical physicist.”
Got it! Thanks!
The quip about people ending up as monkeys using their IPhones is already true. My step daughter and her friends will take 20 selfies a day and send them to friends as a form of greeting. Apparently all the kids do this. It’s usually a photo with them having pouty lips or blowing a kiss (never just a simple smile) One day it hit me, that this is almost identical to some of the behaviors I saw at the local zoo. Monkeys make similar sorts of facial expressions when they interact.
Now I’m just waiting for the part where the cool kids start flinging feces at each other.
I honestly don’t get the utility of the ChatGPT thing, at least for writing. Maybe it is useful at stuff like coding but if you can’t write at least as well as the AI, you probably shouldn’t be writing. All I use AI for is creating racist AI art, which has a certain value to me but isn’t likely to take over the world, although AI might eliminate a lot of useless office jobs which wouldn’t be a bad thing.
AI completely sucks at coding anything much more complicated than “Hello world”.
Still better than a ‘jeet coder.
First, AI came for our tech manuals. Then it came for our code.
I am an early casualty of the insidious rise and reach of AI in that I am retiring early, having seen the writing on the wall. My employer is a huge defense contractor that is all in on the promise of AI. It’s all that the 30-something girlbosses can talk about, as we 50- and 60-something engineering dinosaurs grumble and growl, muttering that we should still do things “the old-fashioned way”.
I don’t want to be in that design review meeting, hosted by AI, attended by AI, in which I receive my next trivial assignment from HAL, who sees me as nothing more than an inefficient air-breathing threat to the tight delivery schedule. We already have JIRA tickets being written by AI, with automatically generated emails gently nudging us surly meat puppets about due dates. Lord knows how the matrix will react when the schedule slips.
It’s clumsy for now. But it won’t be clumsy for long.
AI doesn’t bother me, but like a ceiling fan, there has to be a switch to turn it off.
Uncle Ted may have written something about this.
All I know is that a lot of people seem to be able to do less for themselves, physically and mentally.
Good thing very few things are connected enough to have an outside actor, digital or meat-puppet, able to control things like HVAC, appliances, lighting, vehicular systems or aircraft flight systems.
AI doesn’t have to be HAL locking you out of the bay, it can be the uber-autist that finds out the way for Avi, Ramakrishna, Hung Wei Lo or Connor to run your vehicle into a bridge abutment because you called him a trannie fag.
Yesterday, I went to the website of the company that finances my “hefty” GL/E&O/Pollution Liability policy to sign up for auto pay. Completely AI. Tried again today, no dice again. Just a Doom Loop.
E-mailed my broker; he said my account access code is on Page 3 of my monthly statement. No, it isn’t. His admin tried to access my account – nope, foiled by AI again. So, he’s emailing his contact there to resolve this matter. I decided to mail a check via UPS (I don’t trust USPS anymore).
I expect more of corporate America will go all in on AI. To its detriment. Customer Service will just get more & more crappy.