This one is for Vivek.

Behind the Music:
We’re getting pretty close to having the songs out into the world for purchase and streaming. Accounts are being set up, et cetera. I need to generate the final cuts, and generate the final artwork and upload. Until then, you can listen to them all here at this link. Note that songs with an asterisk won’t be available on streaming.

Paperwork American
By John Wilder (with apologies to The Beatles)
Paperwork American
Paperwork American
Dear Harley Davidson, will you sponsor an H 1-B
I’m from Mumbai wonderful India, you see
I know that the needful you will do
Because I worship a monkey god that is blue
Paperwork American
My application says I know I.T.
But I bribed an Indian University for a degree
I don’t know a thing about tech that will last
But I want to get a job and hire my own caste
Paperwork American
Paperwork American
Paperwork American
I’ve got a thousand relatives, give or take a few
They’ll be making more in a week or two
I can grovel to you if you like the style
And hate you behind your back all the while
Paperwork American
If you really like me get me a green card
And we’ll immigrate a million into your backyard
If you must return us, please not back to India
Because I need a break and I want to be a paperwork American
Paperwork American
Paperwork American
Paperwork American
Paperwork American
Paperwork American
Paperwork American
Paperwork American


Imho 70% as bad as the mussies..all need to go. They will be on the other side when it happens.
Everybody needs to read Camp of the Saints.
Agreed. There’s a new translation . . .