Seriously, FA and FO seem to be foreign concepts to entitled liberal white women. Why don’t you all make this viral? I think this would put a lot of sand up GloboLeft panties.
Behind The Music:
All the songs so far are here (LINK).
That’s a LOT of songs. I’m listening to one right now. I mean, I wrote them, so I should love them and think they’re the best ever. And I do. Seriously, I wake up humming these things and it makes me start the day by thinking I can chew roofing nails and spit out bullets. I’ve grown 2 inches, have most of my hair back, and women now bow when they see me since I started listening to these badass tunes. My testosterone is so high because of this music that when sweat drops off my body plants flourish within the release of my bodily fluids within seconds. YMMV.
As of Sunday, you can buy ALL of them anywhere you buy music by searching for “Wilder’s Hammer” or “Wilder’s Brigade”. Although buying them doesn’t support this blog, it does support the owner the LLC for the music. Who might also own the LLC for the blog.
One of my songs has already had radio airplay, so my quest to have full control of all media in 2026 . . . is going ok. Enjoy!
Ghost Lesbians in the Sky
by Johnny Wilder (apologies to Johnny Cash)
An old lesbian went riding out
One bright Minnesota day
Upon a road she rested
As she tried to stop ICE anyway
When all at once a mighty mess
Of bulb head illegals she saw
Plowin’ down the snowy road
And up the pavement draw
Their butch saviors were on fire
And their crewcuts were made of steel
Their eyeglasses were black and shiny
And their carpet breath she could feel
A bolt of fear went through her
As her car thundered up her thigh
For she saw the agent there
And he heard her mournful cry
Yippie-yi-oooooooooo
Yippie-yi-yaaaaaaaaay
Ghost lesbians in the sky
Their faces gaunt
Their values blurred
Flannel all soaked with snow
She’s trying to figure pronouns preferred
She was a driver but now just cargo
‘Cause they’ve got to drive forever
On those pronouns in the sky
For Somalis cheating all
As they drive on, hear their cry
As the video cameras recorded her
She heard one call her name
If you wanna save your soul
From hell saving people who hate you
Then, lesbian, change your ways today
Or with us you will ride
Trying to catch the Somali grift
Across these endless skies
Yippie-yi-oooooooooo
Yippie-yi-yaaaaaaaaay
Ghost lesbians in the sky
Ghost lesbians in the sky
Ghost lesbians in the sky
Show some respect. She is some man’s Strong Independent daughter.
Ain’t nobody gonna stop printing strong independent daughters so get used to it.
Her pronouns are now was/were.
I only support lesbians when both chicks are hot.
As is the custom.
Unashamedly accurate, hits hard where LIBARHOIDS live.
Perfect and destined for airplay in radios wherever Truth, Justice , and The American Way still exist ! !
Thank you!
It’s good, and fun, but a minor annoyance to A/R guys like us retired engineers is not keeping the meter of the original. In this case, “Ghost Riders in the Sky” asks for a two syllable word instead of the three syllable “Lesbians.” So how ’bout “Ghost Lesbos in the the Sky”? For future reference.
You had me at “carpet breath”…
I mentioned the title to The Mrs. before mentioning your comment and she said, “Should have gone with lesbos.”
Stop boss, yer killin’ me!
Thank you!
Does the B side contain Benatar’s “Hit me with your best shot” or Sonny & Cher’s “Bang Bang”?
Hahahaha! Maybe that’s what I’ll call the Saturday songs – “The B-Sides”
“Seriously, FA and FO seem to be foreign concepts to” WHITE WOMEN.
They learn to FA before The Wall, and FO after The Wall.