Who had a full-court press to get Greenland on their 2026 BINGO card?
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The Battle of Greenland
By John Wilder, apologies to Johnny Horton
In twenty twenty-six, we took a little trip
Up to Greenland just west of Reykjavík
We took a checkbook and we took a little luck
And we caught up to the Danish in the town of Nuuk
Trump tweeted once and the Danish started cryin’
The Danes sent one soldier, her name was Erika,
Trump tweeted once more and Erika gave up tryin’
She went on spring break at the Gulf of America
We looked on the radar and we see’d Europeans come
And there must have been a dozen of ’em lookin’ pretty glum
They went on the Internet and oh their hands did wring
Then they sent a nasty letter and didn’t do a thing
Trump tweeted once and the Danish started cryin’
The Danes sent one soldier, her name was Erika,
Trump tweeted once more and Erika gave up tryin’
She went on spring break at the Gulf of America
Old Donald said we could take ’em by surprise
If we didn’t start dealin’ ‘til we looked ‘em in the eye
We held our cash ’til we see’d their faces well
Then we opened up our checkbook and paid ‘em pretty well
Trump tweeted once and the Danish started cryin’
The Danes sent one soldier, her name was Erika,
Trump tweeted once more and Erika gave up tryin’
She went on spring break at the Gulf of America
We wrote our checks ’til resistance melted down
So we grabbed a credit card and we bought another round
Then Trump did what he knew so very well
He hired a contractor and built a gold hotel
Trump tweeted once and the Danish started cryin’
The Danes sent one soldier, her name was Erika,
Trump tweeted once more and Erika gave up tryin’
She went on spring break at the Gulf of America
Yeah, this cost less than Somalis
And less than H one bees
So the Europeans went off to find Erika
They went so fast
That the Somalis couldn’t catch ’em
On down to spring break at the Gulf of America
Hut-two-three-four
Sound off, three-four
Hut-two-three-four
Sound off, three-four
The FUSA, inc. is following the Silicon Valley financialized everything ponzi of modern business. Which is to outgrow your losses; raise and deploy new capital faster than the legacy capital can be burned by the invalid business model. Early losses are made up by volume. Always be selling The Dream. Always be hunting the greater Whale to render to keep the lamps lit.
It works!
Don’t worry about FUSA lower 48 being mall of America craphole of invaders and usurpers and the great looting when we can expand our landmass by 50% and print another few trillion to make it great again. This too works. Ask anyone with a portfolio.
Oh, you’re not wrong. But it is amusing.
I love it!
Thank you!
Greenland was promised to us 3000 years ago as part of Manifest Destiny.
This. And she’ll be up on stage three shortly. (Destiny)
Can you add a verse about filling somebody’s head with cannon balls and powdering his behind? 😉
That would have to be the Danish, because they donated all of their artillery (a single black powder cannon) to Ukraine.