Heavy Wilder: A Theme Song?

This is, I believe, my first Saturday post in years if not decades.  There will be one on Sunday, which will likewise be rare.

I’ll admit, this one is perhaps a bit self-indulgent, but I promise I won’t do this too often.  Maybe some of you will recognize the original song.

Still working on distribution.  Probably before Christmas.

Heavy Wilder
by John Wilder
(apologies to Don Felder)

Open it up and let’s read a while
Leave your worries far behind
You can hedge your bet on a new meme set
To get you laughing right on time

Now if you’re ready to run into real bad puns
Baby the bad ones are here
It’s like you’re running your brain into purposeful pain
Every time Wilder presses publish post

Won’t you take that read on heavy Wilder?
It’s the only way that you can travel down sanity’s road
Satisfied on heavy Wilder
Baby won’t you read, read until the page reloads

Heavy Wilder

My, oh, my, how bikini graphs fly
Once the economy starts rollin’ beneath you
You know you just can’t win, but you start to grin
You wait for Best Korea to release you

It’s not a big surprise to feel situational awareness rise
You’ve got a touch of Civil War fever
‘Cause there is just one cure that your know for sure
You just become a John Wilder reader

Won’t you take that read on heavy Wilder?
It’s the only way that you can travel down sanity’s road
Satisfied on heavy Wilder
Baby won’t you read, read until the page reloads

Heavy Wilder
Heavy Wilder
Heavy Wilder
Heavy Wilder
Heavy Wilder
Heavy Wilder
Heavy Wilder

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

7 thoughts on “Heavy Wilder: A Theme Song?”

  1. WOW ! ! That is a GREAT tune and lyrical delivery.. The words meld into the music – your non-union AI musicians certainly went overtime in your Mod Mayberry Motel recording stud-io….

    I am very impressed and looking forward to your album’s debut.

  2. Enjoyable, and good driving music. Didn’t know a man of your age had that much spark. Keep at it pilgrim, you’re knocking it dead.

    1. Thank you! I was writing songs since I was a kid, but can’t sing and talent playing instruments is . . . not great. It’s amazing finally listening to the stuff that’s been knocking around my head for decades.

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