Six Strange Life Lessons from Completely Unexpected Sources

“Well, you see, I’m not saying that I’ve been everywhere and done everything, but I do know it’s a pretty amazing planet we live on here and a man would have to be some kind of fool to think we’re all alone in this Universe.” – Big Trouble in Little China

My ex-wife once went missing for a week, and the police told me to expect the worst, so I had to go back to Goodwill® to get her clothes back.

Wisdom doesn’t always wear a tweed jacket with those leather elbow patches, smoke a pipe, and sit and stare in silent judgement over me for hours like the ghost of J.R.R. Tolkien after I do an Internet search for “sexy elves”.  Sometimes wisdom comes from a “low-effort because I’m tired after travelling listicle-post”, so here we go . . .

At least we know Deano’s favorite sea creature:  a moray.

Trees:  Sometimes Just Hanging Around Is a Win

There are roughly three trillion trees on Earth.  That’s more trees than there are stars in the entire Milky Way galaxy.  I did not make that up, and was surprised when I found out.  Most people like trees, but as I’m trying to clean out the forest next to Stately Wilder Manor that I have dubbed Mordor because, “One does not simply walk into Mordor.”

I think too much about trees.

They don’t hustle.  They don’t network.  They don’t chase trends or pay bills.  They just stand there, year after year, doing their job of being an impenetrable forest.

That’s it.  That’s the lesson.

I don’t always have to be grinding, optimizing, or “leveling up.”  Long-term presence and quiet consistency beat frantic motion most of the time.  Trees have been winning at this game for millions of years while the rest of us burn out trying to do everything at once.

Health:  Rest and recovery aren’t laziness.  They’re how you stay standing when the storms hit.

Wealth:  Patient compounding usually destroys the guy who’s constantly chasing the next hot thing.

Happiness:  Sometimes the real win is just refusing to move.

While I’m doom-scrolling and stressing, the trees are out here quietly outnumbering the stars. Maybe I should take the hint.

What did the 2% milk carton say?  I’m feeling a little drained.

Jack Burton: You Don’t Need to Know Everything to Be the Hero

Jack Burton from Big Trouble in Little China is the ultimate example.  Definitely not the one with the master plan.  He spends most of the movie confused, cracking bad jokes, but yet swinging when it counts.

And he still ends up the hero.

The lesson is simple:  I don’t have to understand every variable or have the perfect strategy.  Show up, stay calm when things get weird, and do the next right thing even though I don’t know where everything will end up.  That’s often enough.

Health:  Consistent basic effort beats analysis paralysis every single time.

Wealth:  Good habits and showing up regularly compound.

Life:  Confidence and action usually beat having every answer.

Jack Burton didn’t know what the hell was going on half the time.  He just kept driving the truck, killing the bad guys, and going with the flow.  That sometimes works better than the time I spend overthinking.

I can promise I won’t start a slave labor colony on Mars.  They’ll be able to leave the dome whenever they wish.

Cats: They Domesticated Themselves and Only Talk When It Matters

Domestic cats basically moved in with humans on their own terms.  They showed up, handled the rats, and let us feed them.  Over time we got attached.  Adult cats almost never meow to other cats. They save that sound almost exclusively for humans.

That’s strategic communication.  They know their audience.  They don’t waste energy performing for everyone. They focus where it actually gets results.

Health:  Prioritize the relationships and habits that actually support me instead of trying to please the whole world who mostly don’t care if I live or die.

Wealth:  Don’t chase every opportunity or person. Focus on the ones that pay off.

Happiness:  Authenticity and selective effort beat trying to be liked by everyone.

Cats didn’t ask permission to be part of the household.  They just made themselves useful and trained the humans.  Then they only spoke up when it was worth their time. Take notes.

Never Get Involved in a Land War in Asia

2026 Update:  Never Get Involved in a Land War in Asia.

My Korean friend died yesterday.  So Yung.

Everyone Remembers Godzilla. Nobody Remembers the Heroes.

In decades of Godzilla movies, the giant monster is the star.  The scientists in lab coats, the soldiers, the regular people trying to stop the destruction as Godzilla stomps his way across Tokyo?  They’re mostly forgotten five minutes after the credits roll.

Action gets all the attention.  Quiet, steady competence rarely does.  Yet, the lab coat guys are usually the ones who actually prevent total collapse.

Health:  The boring daily consistency is what actually changes bodies but having 16” biceps never hurts.

Wealth:  Nobody remembers the millionaire dentist, but everyone remembers Elon.

Life:  Being the reliable one who prevents disaster is more valuable than being the one causing the spectacle, but the only one they’ll remember is the one putting on the show.

I think the local Red Cross® uses ships to move plasma, as often as they talk about their blood vessels. 

“Why?” Is Still the Most Powerful Question

Four-year-olds drive adults crazy because they will not stop asking it.

“Why is the sky blue?”

“Why do I have to go to bed?”

“Why can’t I have ice cream for dinner?”

They haven’t yet learned to accept stupid answers and are not yet smart enough to cope with the mathematics of Rayleigh scattering.  It’s annoying.

But it’s also their superpower.

I try to never lose the habit of asking why.  It cuts through marketing, propaganda, bad habits, and bad advice.

Health:  Ask why are these pants tighter than last week.

Wealth:  Ask why people think that spending $700 billion on data centers makes sense and if they’re such a great deal why are the hyperscalers selling majority stakes in them.

Life:  Questioning things is how I attempt to stay sharp and avoid walking into obvious traps.  Kids ask “why” until adults either give a real answer or get annoyed because their small brains are too young to understand a simple equation:

The adults who keep asking “why” tend to do better than the ones who stopped.

Wisdom doesn’t need a stage or a book deal. Sometimes it’s standing quietly in a forest hating trees, driving the Pork Chop Express through minority-owned businesses, training humans without asking permission, not getting involved in land wars in Asia, causing glorious messes, or just refusing to stop asking questions.

Now back to those elves . . .