“India’s a black hole.” – World War Z
The band Kansas was replaced by Indians, and now we have Curry On My Wayward Son.
In 2024 and in 2025, Vivek Ramaswamy engaged in complete meltdowns at Christmas. It’s probably no coincidence since Vivek isn’t Christian, and probably feels disdain for them. To be clear, he feels disdain for America and Americans as well, which is a pretty bold strategy for someone who is running for governor of Ohio.
His 2024 crashout was epic, the crashout of an Indian who desperately was attempting to justify his place in America. It’s the standard stuff you see from Civic Nationalists (CivNats). The idea is that America is “just an idea”. As I’ve noted before in song, if America’s an idea, foreigners can have it over there.
Vivek’s other spicy take was that Americans were mediocre without Indians like him, and that Indian STEM talent was the secret sauce that the entire world coveted. Oddly, I have yet to see China attempting to gain technical superiority by importing, well, any Indians.
What led to Indian fatigue? Indians.
This utterly incomprehensible attempt to alienate the American public caused Trump to quietly shuffle Ramaswamy to the sidelines of relevance. But you can’t keep an Indian down! In 2025, at America Fest®, Ramaswamy stated that America is “just a set of intangible ideas”. Not only that, that Americans were defined as, essentially, only people who agree with Vivek.
Don’t agree with Vivek? Think that a people make up a country? According to Vivek, that’s “about as loony as anything the Woke Left has put up.”
Oddly, this obviously non-American is losing a state that has been solidly Republican and that Trump won by 11.2% in 2024. And he’s losing the face of the COVID response in Ohio whose daughter called 911 to complain about her mother fighting, drinking, throwing things, and drinking while taking prescription meds. Sure, that was back in 2019, but even I could write that campaign commercial.
Vivek, though, is 5% or so behind Acton, and Polymarket® has him at a 32% chance of winning. Sure, that’s better than my chance of winning, but it’s not great.
Why is this? Ann Coulter figured it out:
Because he’s Indian and the math doesn’t work out. The GloboLeft won’t vote for him because Trump. But there is an exception: Indians. The Indians will vote for him because he’s Indian, but there are only 50,000 that can legally vote, and if there are 5,000,000 voting that’s a percent or so. He’s losing by 5%. I think his reputation for deceptive business practices in his “biotechnology” company has been alleged to have engaged in.
I mean, why wouldn’t his mom be objective in doing a study that could pump her son’s stock so he could make billions?
So, Indians can’t yet really impact an election in Ohio. But not if Ramaswamy has his way. He wants to reform the H-1B visa program by removing the cap on the number of Indians that can get an H-1B, allow “meritocracy” (i.e., fake Indian degrees) set what “merit” is, and speed it all up.
How fast? Vivek wants the population of Ohio to go from 11.9 million today to 15 million by the time his first term of governor is done. That’s nearly 30% in four years. I’m betting he wants to use H-1Bs to do this, so he can have Kolkata on the Cuyahoga River, I guess. Makes the place feel homey.
At least he’s letting you know how he’ll replace you.
But enter Dinesh D’souza. Dinesh is . . . famous for being famous, I guess. He’s a “conservative” writer. He claims to be Christian, and claims to have his primary allegiance to the United States since he got citizenship around the time he was dating Ann Coulter back in the early 1990s.
I get a big “grifter” vibe from D’souza. I always have. He’s the kind of guy who says something provocative to get attention, writes a vapid book about it, and repeats, essentially playing the outrage cycle for fun and profit.
I’m not saying that being an Indian and grifting while pretending to be on the Right is lucrative, but the Right appears to accept anyone who is not in the traditional constituency of the Right. Look at the celebration whenever a young, hot, single woman says she’s on the Right, and look at the money she makes and the attention she gets. Look at the attention black conservatives get.
It’s a profitable gig, you just have to be an Indian manlet, say retarded things, then, profit!
The problem is that Dinesh simply couldn’t help himself. The scene started when he began to interact with people who didn’t support Ramaswamy. Dinesh could have ignored it and kept on with his current grift project.
Dinesh before his Izzat was challenged.
No. He went on a tirade of insults against white Americans, calling us poorly educated,
As near as I can figure, Dinesh looked at the attacks on Vivek and couldn’t help himself. He had to support a fellow Indian even if it meant burning down everything he had done for years.
Here’s an example of Dinesh attacking Americans because (checks notes) Vivek couldn’t pick up a 10-year-old at a rally because Vivek and every person from Mumbai lacks the upper body strength to do so. Immediately, Dinesh began to defend Vivek by attacking white people and doxxed the kid.
Ouch! I mean, he’d have been more accurate if he attacked Ramaswamy’s poor conditioning or that pesky gravity in Ohio, but here we are.
When someone complained that Vivek was a con artist, Dinesh seemed to indicate that high ethical standards were something that people could ignore if it stood in the way of getting wealthy. Maybe not what Dinesh meant, but it’s not a good look. Here’s a fairly good summary:
At every opportunity, Indians will defend other Indians. At every opportunity, Indians will defend India, even though it is objectively one of the worst nations on Earth, and probably the worst places outside of Africa, if you ignore Newark.
This Indian could have picked up the kid.
I have a theory: Indians can’t help but defend India. They may have moved from India 40 years ago. They would commit suicide rather than move back to India, but they’ll defend it to the death.
Why?
I think it’s because they feel inferior. They look at a culture that has developed zero. I mean that. No, I mean they came up with the concept of zero. Indians also came up with . . . buttons.
There are other things on the list, but nothing is particularly impressive. Then, add that about 23 British guys conquered India in a weekend by accident, and you have all the ingredients for an international short-man syndrome. It doesn’t help that Indians have lower grip strength than Polish women and their men average 5’5” (2 centimeters) in height. Estonia, with a population 1.3 million, has won 4 more Olympic© medals than India.
They don’t feel good about themselves, so they pretend that where they come from isn’t a hellish dystopia that they’d be afraid to return to. This is not good.
This is how Dinesh sees you.
I think that Vivek’s opponent is horrible. But I think Ohio can survive her. I’m not sure that America can survive Vivek, since the last thing he’s interested in is Americans and his definition includes him, but not actual Americans.
But, hey, he and Dinesh can get together and practice lifting 10-year-olds, since that appears to be the biggest obstacle to Indians in America: healthy American children.
And gravity.
