The Cat, It Ate My Homework

Only had about 20% of the post written, so I said, hey, I’m tired and will probably use it next Friday.

How is this a win for you?

Memes!

For Perry Expedition enjoyers:

An exponential group of you will love this:

Who knew Ayn Rand was French?

What would the cryptid want?

 

 

And nothing has changed:

Home for the holidays . . .

The next two are for our British friends, but sadly they’re not in Arabic.

 

 

She and the article aged like milk.

Josh aged like Ted Bundy’s ex-girlfriend:

We need to import more of whatever this is:

 

This is the elite:

The ATF is getting crafty:

 

Wait until she finds out who sold the slaves into slavery:

I guess this is one way that India can show its true military strength:

“How dare you!”

They love me, they really love me!

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Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

25 thoughts on “The Cat, It Ate My Homework”

  3. John, Is it just my computer, but the images are too large and don’t fit the screen?

  5. Someone did that to last cat, grabbed her right up and drove off.
    Miriam Adelson Governs Amerikwa the Kwanstain.
    The Golden Calf is a shit golem.

  6. I wish the good guys had a better meme candy than that wall eyed mid with the floppy milkers. I mean if we are going with ‘our thot is hotter than your thot’ at least find one that doesn’t have the grill of droopy dog with Xanax eyes. Why don’t women look like women anymore. Strange times.

      1. The Sweeny op is thirst bait to keep the magatards putting flesh trade fodder on a pedestal. The AI angry bangs girl fighting meme war for dead Britannia is prettier but what counts is men with an itch for resistance holding fast to their conditioned submission to strong girl gynocracy.

        We are in peak cringe. Which is why trump can troll his loyalists and then gaslight them back into the shared delusion in two tweets just like how he pumps the market into his crony coffers in broad daylight while we send professional sexbots to fight the trannies.

        Or in the case of my super red AO there is “far” right wing rally against trannies in story time followed by a party to watch the 90% black local University football game with zero irony of being owned by the same producers.

        But yeah, “nice tots”. Winning

  7. Loved the math joke. Always amazes me how much of engineering mathematics is built around that recursive relationship.

    The India/Brics summit and everyone getting sick from food poisoning is just comedy gold. In my younger days, it was common for people to use the phrase “built like a brick sh*t house” to describe something impressive or well built. Now I just laugh because India is literally “the BRIC sh*t house” and not in a good way.

  8. Back to normal now. Except like in “Young Frankstein”, It’s abby normal now.

    On SXM140, “Earth Abides” is playing now. Might be our future. An hour worth listening to.

    Love the de-colonized university.

  9. Anyone who can push the logical inconsistency around like a 14 square puzzle has already changed their views. Pretending not to understand is just method acting so they can lie better. Orwell called it doublethink, but it’s method acting.

    1. It seems very plausible that ALL the politicians have made deals and have surrendered the country to China.

      1. > It seems very plausible that ALL the politicians have made deals and have surrendered the country to China.

        I think all the movers-and-shakers at the head of every agency in every branch have ‘made their bones’, meaning they did something on camera they can be prosecuted for. Whereas the honest ones lose their primary challenge after a record amount of spending, with the spenders boasting about it. Or they’re number three in a presidential race but the TV news ranking lists one, two, and four. I particularly like how that captain of tech industry claims to be a libertarian, but named his software product after the mind control spying device used by the big bad in the epic story.

        However, on an African wildlife TV special all the predators show up to eat from a big carcass, not just one pack of one species. I think all the first world countries’ governments are playing in great game spy competition. If politicians wore sponsor patches like racecar drivers it would look like a session of the United Nations.

  10. I love the two memes for us few, remaining British who speak English (or Norn Irish) as a first language.

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