“I understand, but it is my duty to remind him that my men are surrounded by thousands of armed Somali militia.” – Black Hawk Down
Somalians can’t learn to spell because they don’t know the alphabet: they spend years at C. (most memes as found – the boating one is mine)
I have a friend that I’ll call “Jim”, primarily because his name is Jim and he often gets confused when I call him random names that aren’t “Jim”. After I got divorced, there was one female I was put into regular social meetings with. I thought she was cute. Jim met her, and asked me after a brief conversation: “John, what do you have in common with her besides your eyes and her butt?”
It was a good thing for a friend to say for me to recognize that, yeah, I’ve got nothing in common with her.
Which brings us to Minnesota.
Minnesota is the land of ten thousand lakes, casseroles, and apparently, a bottomless pit of taxpayer dollars fueling Islamic terrorists and Somali grifters. If you thought the only thing in Minnesota that was make-believe were the Vikings’® Super Bowl© hopes, well, wait until you hear about their “child care”.
Not that the mainstream is talking about it.
Nick Shirley, the X®-using reporter (@nickshirleyy), created a recent video exposé has actual Americans madder than Ketanji Brown Jackson when you ask her what a woman is and it’s mean of your to ask because you already know she’s not a biologist. In a 42-minute takedown that has racked up millions of views, Nick and his crew documented over $110 million in fraud in a single day.
That is not a typo. One. Single. Day.
It is like finding out your grandma’s cookie jar is funding a phantom bakery run by the Taliban and Bernie Madoff.
Let’s start with the star of the show: a so-called daycare in South Minneapolis with a sign that reads “Learing Center.” Yes, “Learing.”
As in, they cannot even spell “learning,” but they managed to “lear” how to get $1.9 million in tax-exempt funding from the state’s Child Care Assistance Program in 2025 alone.
Shirley rolls up to the Learing Center, camera in hand, and what does he find? No kids. No toys. No sticky fingerprints on the walls or small bootprints in the snow.
Just an empty building that looks like it last saw activity during the Carter administration. This is not some isolated oopsie; it is one of hundreds of such “daycares” sucking down (at least) tens of millions in government cash.
Critics are demanding accountability from Governor Tim Walz, who is in classic politician “just don’t talk about this inconvenient fraud”-mode. J.D. Vance chimed in, blasting the whole mess as a symptom of deeper rot, because he’s in his “let’s tweet® about this but not do anything”-mode. And the FBI? They say that they are surging resources to dismantle these schemes, with Director Kash Patel calling a $250 million food aid fraud just the “tip of the iceberg” while he’s in his “how do I keep this hot chick”-mode.
No arrests.
Just a guy with a camera exposing this while the FBI was busy (poorly) redacting Epstein Files.
Now, if this were just about misspelled signs and empty rooms, we could laugh it off as bureaucratic bungling and that legendary Somali ingenuity in creating mud-huts. But here is the punchline that is not funny: it appears that almost all of this fraud ties back to Somali operations. I guess when you’re a pirate at heart, everything looks like plunder.
Minnesota has the largest Somali population in the U.S., thanks to refugee resettlement programs that started in the 1990s because Somalians viciously killed Americans who were there to protect people bringing Somalians food and medical care.
Yes. We took in people from a country so feral that they’d kill you while to tried to keep them alive. So, these Somalis had a thought: why not scam the people who saved them? Thus, “Feeding Our Future” scandal: dozens, mostly Somali, charged with stealing $250 million meant for kids’ meals during COVID.
Prosecutors say the total fraud across fourteen social services programs could hit billions.
That is enough to buy every Minnesotan a lifetime supply of lutefisk and still have change for a Vikings® Super Bowl™ ring. Oh, wait.
I guess there’s still the lutefisk.
But the fraud doesn’t stop at fake daycares.
Medicaid is another black hole. Allegations suggest up to $9 billion has been siphoned since 2018, with (surprise!) Somali-linked groups in the spotlight.
This is like a magic trick where your tax dollars disappear producing no good for society, and poof, luxury cars and overseas wire transfers appear so that moslem warlords can have a Mercedes™ and RPGs. Republicans in the state legislature are pushing for reforms, but Democrats? They are busy condemning the scrutiny as partisan because it’s partisan to not want to waste tax dollars on people who want to kill Americans.
Heaven forbid we ask questions about where the money goes.
This brings us to the extrapolation part, where the plot gets thicker than a Somali accent. If fraud is this rampant in welfare programs, what about voting? Minnesota’s automatic and same-day voter registration and no-ID policies are a fraudster’s dream.
Non-citizens getting ballots? It happens.
With the Somali community under the microscope for fraud, whispers of illegal voting are growing louder. I’m sure that they’ll be natural conservatives, right? I mean, when a moslem shot a bunch of people in Australia, he was immediately called right wing.
To top it off, videos are circulating of Somalis in Minnesota straight-up preferring Sharia law over the Constitution.
- “Sharia law is better than any law here.”
- “I’d rather live under Sharia in Somalia.”
- They defend arranged teen marriages and violence for religious insults.
- A Somali cop boasts, “We work for our own people.”
- Another declares, “This is our land now.”
This is not blending in; this is invasion. A survey shows half of Somali youth identify more with Somalia than America. I generally say that it takes three generations (at minimum) to fully Americanize someone, but that assumes that they’re Christians from Europe.
How long until Somalians assimilate? Forever if they want to turn Minnesota into the land they left, but with concierge service scammed from your tax dollars.
The total tab? Possibly $18 billion at the latest estimate and climbing. It was only a billion a month ago, and $10 billion two weeks ago.
It is a corruption conga line, with Walz at the front, insisting everything is fine.
We work hard, pay taxes, and expect government to guard the till. Instead, it is a free-for-all. Hell, for all I know we could balance the budget and have a surplus if we’d just stop funding USAID and Somali Autism Pirates who funnel the money back to Democrats and terrorists.
But I repeat myself.
If Minnesota is the canary in the coal mine for unvetted immigration and lax oversight, the bird is dead. It’s not pining for the fjords, it’s passed on. This bird is no more. He has ceased to be. He’s expired and gone to meet his maker. If Democrats hadn’t nailed him to the perch, he’d be pushing up the daisies. This is an ex-canary.
We don’t have anything in common with the Somalians.
At all. They’re not happy: I mean, they wouldn’t be happy if we shut off the revenue.
We’re not happy.
And it’s time we all recognized it, separated, and moved on.
Anyone else get the vibe that the situation between Omar and her husband Tim Mynett, is the same as what happened with Kash Patel and his girlfriend Alexis Wilkins?
Tim’s background has largely been scrubbed, but he appears to be of the same ethnic group as Alexis. Both have attached themselves to powerful minority politicians. Both of these couples are also so horribly incompatible that people struggle to believe they are legitimate. In Alexis case, people actually find it more believable that she is a Mossad honeypot assigned to control Patel.
Tim and Alexis also seem to share a lack of talent, that is grossly out of sync with the number of opportunities and/or money they seem to be getting. No one does this without lots of connections.
Lots of connections. Her bio is ludicrous.
The Somalis have assimilated just fine. Like all invaders they have solved for the LCD of “who we are”.
FUSA is an economic zone. A system of financial incentives within a labyrinth of paperwork that if navigated successfully allows one to extract wealth from the future.
A sort of chimp time travel. Monkeys in space. If the monkeys can figure out how to get the bananas out of the machine, they have earned their seat in the GDP books.
We CAnT LeT OuR eConOMy ShRink meets Muh Tax Dollars being wasted! lol.
Elon agrees. He just prefers smarter monkeys in his grifts. Its a merrytalkracy, after all.
While the invaders steal the future, the whites high-five about sportsball and the price of silver in their portfolios and their one-and-done designer kid going off to top college.
As long as the economic utilitarian blank slate rules the commons we are just arguing over the price. The whoring is assumed.
The daycare scam is Nigerian prince level. Its for pikers. The real deal is in medicaid. Like fedgov itself, there is great pride in the diversity of the various medicaid apparatchik program administrators and servicers. The grift is epic. Go figure.
Meanwhile. College loans get forgiven. “Disability” claims through the roof. Subsidies and gibs rain down. Covid bucks. PPP “loans” (remember the billions gone missing in that? me neither!).
At this point I am more disappointed in my own rule following and desiring order and morality where it clearly does not exist than yet another breed of monkey nicking bananas from the vending machine in the lobby of FUSA.
A nation of Nice Guys waiting for pretty girl to notice how nice we are. If only we could be more nicer she would stop banging all those a-holes and settle down with nice guy. Aw shucks. I guess I will have to bootstrap so I have enough money to help her stick the landing off the cock carousel when she is finally thrown off with one egg and loads of debt and thousand cok stare.
The model is the same. It brings ruin to all. Frankly, I’d rather have ruin. At least ruin is honest about what it is.
In the looting phase of empire, the loser is the one who thinks a nice guy simple life and home in the dirt is something that can exist in a system that solves for dark triad cads ripping the panties off the treasure.
Good luck with that.
Best comment in this thread. There is no going back. Believing there is opposition to this planned genocide of White European Christians (here or abroad) is the epitome of ostrich behavior. It will take “Rivers of Blood” per Enoch Powell prognostications. I had hoped to live long enough in my little whitetopia rural murka to see it kick off, but…. anyways, my preps are waiting for the hands of my desert storm vet frens. May God see them through to a free republic in the PNW.
The ruin is by design. Don’t see why, but that’s what it is.
As a reminder we should deport every Somali not primarily because of the fraud but simply because they are Somali, add nothing to America and are incompatible with our society.
Spot on!!!
Yup, you had me at “deport every Somali”.
The latest trend among Somali youth is to say Minnesota is a Promised Land they were destined to colonize. And somehow to leftists this meme trend is supposed to be antiracist.
https://sahanjournal.com/arts-culture/young-somalis-counter-racism-social-media-memes/
I am pretty dumbfounded by this whole ongoing saga. The only good thing out of it is identifying 23-year-old (!?!) Nick Shirley to be Kash Patel’s replacement as FBI Director.
Maybe the answer here is just give the whole State of Minnesota to Canada.
One more link…
https://nypost.com/2025/12/27/us-news/ilhan-omars-hubbys-30m-firm-quietly-scrubs-names-from-website-as-squad-member-faces-mounting-questions-on-sudden-wealth-amid-minnesota-welfare-fraud/
No, corrupt? Don’t say that!
And they belong there, but white people are interlopers.
As one of the resident Minnesota readers here, I’d like to add to the “0 stories” tweet in the post. Nothing is mentioned in any of the local media here. The graphic in the tweet showing channel 5 (ABC) mentioning the Feeding our Families scandal is several months old. (You can tell by the temperature on the graphic. 77 degrees; we had a blizzard yesterday.) No “investigative journalism” done by our media exists in this whole debacle, and any mention of the amount of fraud is dismissed as lies and misinformation.
Before Walz was elected, Minnesota had a $17 billion budget surplus. 2 terms later, projections are a $6 billion deficit in 2 years. Yet the DFL had supermajorities in both houses in 2021 and raised taxes.
And Walz is running for reelection in 2026.
The last investigative journalism I have witnessed here was an Oriental reporter in Duluth did a story on how the Minnesota Sex Offender Program was keeping the poor pedophiles locked up because they can’t finish their rehabilitation training.
She was arguing to let them out in the wild, but not so we could hunt them down unimpeded.
The StarTribune finally ran a story on the ‘right wing influencer’ claiming alleged fraud. The comments are very sad.
Locally, about the only place to find any coverage of anything non progressive is Alpha News (alphanews.org).
When it does show up, I bet you’ll hear that the kid is a white supremacist and that there has never been any fraud because the system is too goog.
imho Edwin Starr was incorrect…it is the only thing that will fix our present failure to communicate
We need to communicate to our leaders that this cannot stand.
You get what you vote for.
You get what they fraud. All, all of your damn votes have not been counted fairly since your high school student council election.
There is no point in voting until there have been convictions and painful, memorable punishments delivered.
Sad but true
Good and hard.
We have a home & home against the Golden Gophers. It’s up there this year in September. Don’t think I’ll go.
Along the lines of zero media coverage, we had 3 special elections for SC State House seats last Tuesday. Republicans won all 3 by roughly a 70-30 margin.
Good. Need to keep that trend up.
All right. We have all of the facts we need. This is just like all of the fraud and waste Mr. Musk and his DOGE crew uncovered almost ONE YEAR AGO (!). So, who will bell the cat? The Golden Golem is still playing footsie with the Israeli midget and his handler, Bibi. Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, please pick up the white courtesy phone!
They have no one else to blame if they don’t correct this situation, immediately.