Somalisota: Saturday Song

Ahhh, Somalisota, filled with Scandinavian traditions like Medicaid fraud, childcare fraud, autism fraud, and immigration fraud.  How would that look to a Somalian who is getting the benefit of, perhaps, $8 billion in illegal benefits while recreating Mogadishu on the Mouth of the Mississippi?

Well, like paradise!

Aren’t you pleased that they’ve been able to live their dreams?

Behind The Music:
All the songs so far are here (LINK).  Still working on the downloadable stuff.

Down in Somalisota
by John Wilder
(apologies to the Beach Boys)

Autism,
Child care,
Ooh, we wanna scam ya
Jihad,
Sharia,
Ohh, we want to kill ya
Charity, Medicaid, baby, you’ve been played

Oooh-ohhh, it’s North of Iowa
There’s a place called Somalisota
That’s where you wanna go to

Steal it all

Way down in Somalisota

And bodies in the sand,
Infidel blood melting in your hand
We’ll be falling in love to the rhythm of a
Drive by shooting,

Down in Somalisota

Ilhan Omar, ooh,
Her brother wants to take her
For a green card,
Far away from the Coast Guard

Oh-ohhhh, it’s to the east of Dakota

Ooh, I wanna take you down to Somalisota
We’ll get there fast and then we’ll start a quota
We’ll definitely avoid the Lakota

Way down in Somalisota

Minneapolis, not at all Annapolis
We’ll cut down a tree and we’ll perfect bomb chemistry
By and by we’ll live on welfare and defy all the laws

Afternoon stealing, and moonlit double dealing
That dreamy look under your veil
As they give me a zero dollar bail

Way down in Somalisota

Autism,
child care,
Ooh, we wanna scam ya
Jihad,
Sharia,
Ohh, we want to kill ya
Charity, Medicaid, baby, ohh you’ve been played

Oooh-ohhh, north of Iowa
There’s a place called Somalisota
That’s where you wanna go

To steal it all

Way down in Somalisota

We’ll get there fast and then we’ll start a quota
We’ll definitely avoid the Lakota
Way down in Somalisota

Autism,
Child care,
Ooh, we wanna scam ya
Jihad,
Sharia,
Ohh, we want to kill ya
Charity, Medicaid, baby, ohh you’ve been played

Oooh-ohhh, north of Iowa
There’s a place called Somalisota
That’s where you wanna go

To steal it all

Way down in Somalisota

Autism,
Child care,
Ooh, we wanna scam ya
Jihad,
Sharia,
Ohh, we want to kill ya
Charity, Medicaid, baby, ohh you’ve been played

We’ll get there fast and then we’ll start a quota
We’ll definitely avoid the Lakota
Way down in Somalisota

Down in Somalisota . . . .

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

6 thoughts on “Somalisota: Saturday Song”

  1. Bringing people with 68 average IQ’s that are totally disconnected and hostile to our culture is truly a defining enterprise. It is Cloward Pivens on steroids. If these traitorous perps are not stopped the country is lost and it might be too late already.

    1. agree with the above. TIme for a new song for the catalog….how about “The Pez Dispenser Blues”?

      1. I am tinkering with a blues song, but it’s not done yet. I do need some PEZ themed songs . . . now it’s on the list!

  2. Love it!! About 10 years ago, we knew a couple whose son dated/married and subsequently divorced a Somali girl. Her mother had been in this country for over 20 years, but refused to learn English because she hated the country. Wouldn’t go back to Somalia though because her 2 sons provided her with a nice 3-bedroom house—just a bit better than the straw hut she gave up to come here. The whole family projected this attitude. The old observation about not applying one example to the group no longer applies. She and the Somali community are a sample of what those “immigrants” are really all about. We have to be realistic—they are not Italian, German, English, etc. immigrants from years past—the vast majority are different because their cultures will not allow them to assimilate into ours—or any Western one. Corruption and tribal hatred are integral parts of their very existence
    in this country.

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