No time today to put together the post I had planned, so enjoy these instead. Full post on Monday.
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Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich. View all posts by John
I was hoping that Father Guido Sarducci was a Cardinal by now, and he’d become The Pope In The Pizza.
Hahaha! Yes! I was thinking of that as well. Don Novello did a great job as Guido.
Maybe this Pope will realize the full potential of the Vatican and install a few bars, kid rides, a casino and a coin laundry. A McDonalds would be a good addition. They could have a McPope sandwich and it would be fish on Fridays.
You could habemus fries with that . . .
I am happy to announce the illustrated and slightly expanded edition of my novel The Mayor of Christ Mountain is now available for Kindle. If you already bought it, I think it should be possible to update.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DTKCR84H
I’m working on making a print edition available soon.
Congrats!
I don’t get the one about the “screaming stars”. What am I missing?
Not so much a traditional punchline as just an odd greentext story that amuses me.
Shouldn’t it be “¿Que? ¿Que? ¿Que? ” ?
These are all very funny , although my brain must be slow today as I don’t get the telescope joke. I remember that Prof Farnsworth developed the “Smell-o-scope(tm)” on Futurama, but I don’t recall one that could hear screams in space.
J Bird
Hahahaha! Yes, “¿Que? ¿Que? ¿Que? it is!
No punchline to find there in the screaming stars – just an odd greentext that floats around that I find interesting. I had forgotten about the Smell-o-scope!