The Dog Ate My Homework. Again.

First, you can now find Western Rifle Shooters HERE or you can press the button.

Second, no proper post today.  I made a run at a post, but didn’t like the result 500 words in.  Back to a proper post on Wednesday, I’ve got a good one, I think

 

 

 

 

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

10 thoughts on “The Dog Ate My Homework. Again.”

  1. Dang, the bread oracle is spot on. My D&D character in my youth was always chaotic neutral and lo and behold….I also twist and tuck the bread. Spooky.

    Does anyone know if this bread oracle can also predict winners in the stock market?

  2. Protect you? After years of berating us for our toxic masculinity and having the restless male energy drugged out of our sons for the sake of feminist female “authorities” who could not deal with their testosterone? You now want aggressiveness from us for your own protection?

    Sorry, sista, but that ship has sailed. You brought this calamity upon yourselves with your big, bleeding liberal hearts, and now your precious refugees have discovered that they like the taste of White female flesh. Reap what you’ve sown. My own days of White knighting are long over. If you are not kin, you are on your own.

    TBC

      1. That might be acceptable, but I would consult with a veterinarian about the specific cheese in question. Some human-friendly foods, such as onions and chocolate*, are toxic to dogs. You ought not do your homework on comestibles that might harm any dogs that may encounter your homework.

        *Note that, while both onions and chocolate are perfectly fine for human consumption, I do not recommend combining the two.

        1. We had a seven-pound toy poodle that got up on a desk and ate a pound of Valentine’s Day chocolate. He only lived another 14 years. (Yes, I know it’s not good for them, but, you know). The dog, when getting the foil off the chocolate managed to open up Word and typed a 20 page document while opening and eating the chocolates.

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