The Dog Ate My Homework, So Enjoy These Memes Instead

First, you can now find Western Rifle Shooters HERE or you can press the button.

Second, no proper post today.  I’m feeling a bit tired and under the weather.  Back to a proper post on Friday.

Third, no podcast tonight – have business a bit out of town.

Enjoy!

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

8 thoughts on “The Dog Ate My Homework, So Enjoy These Memes Instead”

  2. “Alleged mac & cheese thief.” She has that “I dindu nuttin” look.

    And, Charlotte’s the gift that keeps on giving. Trans guy school bus driver rapes boys. No bail this time.

  3. Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
    Who was very rarely stable
    Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
    Who could think you under the table

    David Hume could out-consume
    Schopenhauer and Hegel
    And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
    Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

    There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya
    ‘Bout the raising of the wrist
    Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

    John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
    On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
    Plato, they say,, could stick it away
    Half a crate of whiskey every day

    Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
    Hobbes was fond of his dram
    And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
    “I drink, therefore I am”

    Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
    A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed

    Bruce’s Song by Monty Python – May 3, 1976

    1. You just know I was thinking that when I put those memes in here . . . along with the philosopher’s soccer game.

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