Had several snow-related activities, so didn’t get a chance to start tonight’s post. Should be back with a proper post on Wednesday. With that, please enjoy these memes!
No one really liked the Aztecs. Especially not the Chevy Aztec.
I can understand skeletons, but how are young guys supposed to get ghoulfriends?
All of these colliders in one place is a big con-CERN.
They used to classify homosexuality as a mental illness – I think it was because the gays weren’t thinking straight.
He is the one who was foretold.
If the Cat in the Hat opened a Learing Center, would that be considered a nursery crime?
I had a dog once that barked when U-boats showed up on movies I was watching. I guess he was a sub-woofer.
I think there’s a good case to make that worship of Ra was an early pyramid scheme.
Prison may be a word to you and me, but to some it’s an entire sentence.
I really like the Moon, but The Mrs. says it’s just a phase.
I’ve done terrible things for money, like going to work every day.
J.D. Vance likes his coffee like he likes his wife: from a third world country and at a reasonable price.
My friend told me he had schizophrenia. I told him not to worry, he’s not alone.
Even when they talk about their armies, the Europeans use the metric system. Military! I do think their armies are small, or they’d have a Megatary.
Where does a pedant get their water? From a well, actually.
His name was Jack Woolams:
Batman without women talking? I’ll allow it.
Dinosaurs once looked down on Chuck Norris. Once.
I hear Tesla drivers worship at an Elon Mosque.
When you want all of the money in Appalachia.
The Mrs. yelled out “Mordor” in a dream. She was Tolkien in her sleep.
I’m really liking the were-house concept. How do I go about getting my house infected? I’ve got a full basement that I have to clean out and was going to rent a roll-off dumpster, but I think I may just go the lycan route instead given the extra storage.
One question though….if I do this, will I have to worry about Kristin Stewart and the annoying cast of Twilight constantly dropping by?
And the glitter. All the glitter.
A friend of mine is writing a story about a werewolf who works on a submarine doing clerical duty. He’s a Lycan sub-scribe.
Hahahaha! (rimshot)
Save the hard effort for CCP RAT POS traitors among us.
Gotta catch them all.
Pontiac
You beat me to it. They had Walter White drive one in Breaking Bad to reinforce his loser image.
Fixed. I almost bid on that when they did the auctions to get rid of their stuff (it was online). Sad I didn’t.
I worked at a Pontiac dealer when the Aztec first came out. I was on a new car prep road test in one, stopped at a light. An old couple pulled up next to me. They both looked the SUV up the down, the old lady busted out laughing. Pretty much summed up what everyone thought of them, including me. Allan
Fixed.
Funding for that circular collider will be blocked by either the Elephants or the Donkeys according to whether it spins Left or Right.
We need to build one in space, but use PEZ and anti-PEZ.
“The timeline where we decide not to babysit third worlders.”
It’s the timeline where we did what They claim we did to Them.
Well thought out.
I see Sir Donald is re-opening Arkham, not a moment too soon either with Mayor Madmani at the reins. Mr. Science and Ms. Therapy already have white coats on, that’ll fast-track their intake.
What would they do if they found the Holy Dark Energy? Sell it at exorbitant rates and boss everybody around, yeah can’t wait.
The problem is not the size of the Collider. The Collider, as is, is sufficient to the task at hand. The problem is the Collider needs to be aimed in the opposite direction.
Dark Energy is a kludge. Doesn’t exist.
If a kludge falls in the forest and is funded, does it exist?
Only if it’s got a theme song.
John – – I really think the JD Vance joke was beneath you.
After considering that today’s submission of jokes/memes was a rushed job, due to the snow/ice shoveling you had to do….. it was still not up to Modern Mayberry’s flexible standards.
Humor is best when it has a smattering of truth in the joke’s premise.
Your JD Vance canard had none.
I’ll stand up and take my medicine. I was sober and not horribly tired when I penned that one. I hesitated, and thought about that one longer than any one on the page. The Mrs. was a sounding board, “Not too mean” since I make fun of almost everyone, and by far me the most.
I can see why that one might have raised hackles. Mea Culpa.
Eh. Don’t know enough about Usha Vance to know if she deserved that personally, but the principle is sound. Way too many American politicians (in a series of totally random weird coincidences I’m sure) are married to spouses from a group that views itself as separate from the ordinary American, yet insists on telling us how to live our lives. Because of their moral superiority and their tragic history of victimhood, as if that makes any sense.
Indians often have similar claims of moral superiority (based on what I have no idea) and also love to tell us how to live. Plus the bitching about colonialism which is their Victimhood.) We have one group like that already. Let’s not add a second group of Indians.
She’s not an American.
The dinosaur evolution one was great.
I laughed when I saw that one.
After that picture of “Premier Kathleen Wynne,” is that “me irl” (In Real Life?) part of the meme? Like she posted the pic of herself with that under the pic to show how wonderful she is?
It was part of the meme. I almost cropped it out, but thought, “Hey, that sounds like work.”