Mulder: Historically, cemeteries were thought to be a haven for vampires, as are castles, catacombs and swamps, but unfortunately, you don’t have any of those.
Sheriff: We used to have swamps, only the EPA made us take to calling ’em wetlands.
–The X-Files
Okay, we did a very special episode, but this one we just did X-Files inspired stories – stuff off the beaten path.
The wait is over! The latest episode of Bombs and Bants is up! Watch it because you like cheesy animation. Watch it because our sponsor has me doing the best Humphrey Bogart imitation since his Mom mocked his voice when he wanted to stay home from school one day.
Watch it for the XXL Files.
The stories? Vampires. Portals in time. And all the jokes you know and love.
Also? The Mrs. is releasing some of the most beloved commercials in the universe – just wander over to the YouTube page and you can see gems like:
I had promised that I’d post a link when The Boy got Bombs and Bants up on other formats, and here it is (Bombs And Bants) for Bitchute, Apple podcasts, and Odysee.
We loved X-Files when it was on and looked forward to it every week. But I confess that I’m with the Mrs. (your Mrs, John, not my Missus – well, I AM with my Missus, but not your Mrs. – I mean, what I’m saying is that I agree with the Mrs., not the Missus. No, that’s not right. Oh… forget it!) that the alien conspiracy episodes were dreary and boring as hell. I wanted each episode to be like Night Stalker (the tv show that inspired X-files) in which Kolchak chases down another monster.
Ahhh, Kolchak. A nearly perfect show.
Libertarians think that they should give up defending freedom because Americans hate liberty, but Libertarians should keep resisting tyranny for selfish reasons.
While the elites control the money, government, and media, the 99% have the numbers.
One Libertarian may not be able to resist being sent to the concentration camps, but one million people might.