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“Prentiss got caught stuffing the ballot boxes, so I won.  I am the sheriff!†– Soap I was physically restrained and denied the right to vote once – and Pugsley would have made such a great 6th grade treasurer. Western Civilization is a work of genius. Yes, there are flaws, and some of them may be fatal, … Continue reading “Four Boxes: Soap, Jury, Ballot, And Ammo”
“Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too. ‘Cause chicks dig dudes with money.” – Office Space How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? No idea. They’re all still arguing over why the last one broke. … Continue reading “2020 Isn’t Over: The 2020’s Are Just Starting”
“You can’t stop the signal.” – Serenity Joe Biden wants to win, so his kids can get jobs closer to home. Sometimes my jokes are greeted with silence. You could hear a pun drop. Nixon famously used the phrase, “The Silent Majority,” during a speech in October of 1969. Leftists were demanding an end to … Continue reading “The Silenced Majority: How The Left Censors The Right”
“The time for negotiation is past. The actions of the British army at Lexington and Concord speak plainly enough. If we wish to regain our natural-born rights as Englishmen then we must fight for them.” – John Adams The FBI arrested my algebra teacher when I was in high school as he was teaching us … Continue reading “July 4, 2020”
“I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways, we could reverse the polarity flow through the gate.” – Ghostbusters (1984) I haven’t figured out how to publicly indicate that I’m against protesting. I was talking with a friend a few weeks ago, and casually mentioned Saul Alinsky’s Rules For Radicals as a playbook that had … Continue reading “Alinsky’s Rules For Radicals: Now For Use By The Right?”
“This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.†– Futurama Twitter® Safety Council Warning: This meme has disinformation – this was not crack, Hunter Biden was smoking meth. I get worried when I see Internet personalities come up with entirely new philosophical positions.  I generally roll my eyes and ignore them. I can … Continue reading “End Censorship Of The Right With This One Simple Trick”
“Wait till my real crystal ball gets here. I’ll show you I can predict things, you dumb ol’ turkey brain.” – Beverly Hillbillies Okay, I did real predictions last year. They weren’t fun. This was more fun. I was thinking about writing a post dealing with collapse of civilizations as brought about either through hard physical … Continue reading “Silly Predictions for 2019. Bonus? Golden Bikini Force.”
