The Jab: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

“And he wasn’t alone. He had close to a thousand followers when he died. They conducted rituals up on the roof, bizarre rituals intended to bring about the end of the world. And now it looks like it may actually happen.” – Ghostbusters

I guess that makes my wife Mrs. Doubtpfizer.

Disclaimer: Humor writer, not a doctor. But I’m a humor writer that likes to look at the worst-case scenarios because someone has to know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” don’t always mean the same thing, especially at a funeral.

One of the more disturbing things about the trajectory of the panic-response-panic model that we’ve seen in the last year about the ‘Rona has been the nearly complete abandonment of the idea of impartial science. Oh, sure, we knew that scientists could be bought, and in most cases, they’re cheaper than congressmen. Scientists can be bought for a shrimp cocktail. To buy a congressman, you have to spring for the bacon-wrapped shrimp.

When you look at the data from only eight months ago, the University of Pennsylvania, actual scientists that were presumably not under the influence of shrimp came to this conclusion (LINK):

Pay attention to the phrase, “No large trials of any (emphasis added) mRNA vaccine have been completed yet.”

Any.

This is a first attempt at ever using this technology, and the decision was made that, “Hey, sounds good, let’s do it. What could go wrong?”

This sounds suspiciously like the reasoning I used with my first marriage, so, on its face, this is the same logic used by amorous 20-year-olds. I wonder: were they playing beer pong when they made the decision?

So, what could go wrong?

I’ll start with the least scary and move to the scariest ones. To be fair, the least scary are the impacts that are the most likely, and in some cases, they are certainly happy. Data, however, is murky. Congress voted to keep the report on the origin of the virus classified, so I’m not holding my breath that any information counter to the official narrative will be seeing daylight anytime soon.

Heart Attacks In Healthy Young People – As far as I can tell, this is 100% confirmed. How often is it happening? Difficult to say. This is, however, often enough that I think it is clear that with the death rate from COVID for young, healthy people is lower than the risk that they have of driving to school.

How low?

If you have been documented to have COVID, the death rate is in the range of 1 out of 100,000. Since it’s my theory that between one-half and two-thirds of ‘Rona infections in kids aren’t ever officially reported, that rate is probably closer to (conservatively) 1 out of 300,000. Translation: rub some dirt on it, you’re fine.

How frequent are the heart attacks induced by the jab? Don’t know. And with data and reporting being what they are today, we might not know for a decade, if ever.

That’s okay. No pharmaceutical company has any liability, so you don’t have to worry about the CEO losing his bonus.

I hear that Mountain Dew® is coming out with a new flavor for heart attack victims: Code Blue®.

You know it’s going to be a grim list when Widespread Sterility is the second-best case scenario. This one is still speculative, and there’s evidence for it. I’m stunned, really, that pregnant women were encouraged to get the “jab”, because when The Mrs. was preggers I was pretty sure the doctor wasn’t convinced that eating one Cheeto® a month was safe for pregnant women.

But here we are. I haven’t heard of a lack of babies being born, though I’ve heard of more than one post-jab miscarriage. Again I ask the question: why would young, healthy people be taking this, especially after (again, anecdotal) evidence that the spike protein seems to concentrate in the reproductive bits?

Breakthrough and Jabbed Becoming Superspreading Virus Factories is happening right now. This one is, of course, the most ironic. It does (again, at least anecdotally) appear that the death rate due to the ‘Rona is somewhat lower if the person is jabbed. But if it doesn’t stop a person from getting or spreading ‘Rona, all it does is act as a treatment against future cases? Again, the only trial data we’ll ever get from Pfizer™ stated that 14 people with the control died, and 15 people with the Pfizer© science juice died.

Because that’s how you know it’s working.

But apparently I need to get jabbed so the jabbed won’t get the ‘Rona from me even though they can get ‘Rona and are much better at spreading it because they show fewer symptoms? This ranks higher because, more superspreaders? More mutations.

Clotting/COVID Spike Protein Runaway is a scenario that has been seen, well, at least the clotting part. There’s a reason they called the Johnson & Johnson™ jab the #clotshot. According to one panel of doctors (it was on YouTube®, so take it with however many grains of salt you’d like), the spike protein is the problem. Originally it was the solution, because that’s what the mRNA shot did: make a person’s cells produce the spike protein so that the immune system could recognize it.

This doctor’s theory was the protein wanders down through the bloodstream where it damages the blood vessel walls in the capillaries, the smallest section. This causes clotting, and I don’t think it is disputed that this caused several deaths and several amputations because of the clots as directly caused by the jab.

This doctor went further, however. He maintained this clotting would spread since there seems to be ample continual production of the spike protein. His prognosis? Everyone who had the spike protein-inducing shot would die of heart failure in two or three years due to cumulative damage. Everyone who took the shot.

I rate this one as pretty bad – civilization-ending, in fact if there are billions of corpses to deal with in two years. But I also rank this as pretty unlikely.

I hope.

As bad as all of that is, there are three more horror stories waiting. Lucky you!

I don’t think COVID was made in China – we’ve had it 18 months and it’s still working.

The next is Antibody Dependent Enhancement (ADE). The short version is that in this situation (which really happens, though rarely) the candidate vaccine appears to create antibodies that would protect against the disease. Good news!

But not really. In this case, the antibodies actually make it easier for the virus to get into the cell. So, if when you get the virus you were inoculated against in the first place, it will kill you. Yup. In this case, the virus actually makes the disease deadlier. I’m hoping that this wave of the ‘Rona run isn’t ADE showing up.

I don’t think that it is, or I think we would have seen a very significant death wave among the jabbed, one so big it would be difficult to hide.

Marek’s Disease is the next case. A “leaky” vaccine was created for chickens to vaccinate them against Marek’s Disease, which totally sounds like it was named after a Star Trek® character. The chickens could catch the disease, and the vaccine was just good enough to keep them from dying from it.

Good news, right? Well, no. Because the vaccine allowed them to be super-spreaders. The virus kept mutating until it was absolutely fatal to chickens. Now, most chickens have it, and spread it. Unless a baby chick (that’s around other chickens) is vaccinated, it will die. Chickens as we know them are dependent upon having this vaccine.

If the “jabs” we have against COVID are similar, we might see exactly what we’re seeing now: people who were jabbed having the virus and incubating it and spreading it and making it more and more dangerous. Under the worst-case scenario, the virus would mutate into a universally lethal form, and we’d all have to take some future version of the jab.

Or die. As a species.

That would be a big oops. Again, unlikely, but it does meet the patterns we’ve been seeing. But the worst case is the next one.

To get to the other . . . oh, wait . . .

The Spike is a Prion prions are misfolded proteins. A perfect example of this is mad cow disease: a misfolded protein makes it into the brain and causes a chain reaction with other brain proteins. Eventually, when a person catches mad cow disease, a human brain becomes spongier than Joe Biden’s.

The scary part about prions is, even though they aren’t alive, they can spread and replicate in the body like they are alive. So, in this case, the spike protein would eventually cause some horrible jab-zombie end to mankind.

Thankfully, the prion theory looks to be the silliest and least likely scenario. But all of these scenarios, however, are showing up because the information is so very, very bad. I included the clip from the University of Pennsylvania study because it is honest. It shows what we know, and what we don’t know. There isn’t the lingering smell of corruption and shrimp anywhere in the document.

I got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks . . . to the crocodiles. Those crocodiles sure will miss me.

With any luck we won’t see horrible health consequences from the jab. The biggest casualties right now appear to be any lingering trust we had in Big Science, our economy, the concept of private property, any restraint on government edicts whatsoever, and the illusion that we had freedom to begin with.

But, remember – to buy a congressman you need bacon-wrapped shrimp. I mean, they can be bought, but they don’t want you to think they’re cheap.

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

41 thoughts on “The Jab: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?”

  1. As a rule you can’t trust anything being disseminated via the medical establishment and the media as it pertains to the Chinese bioweapon that totally didn’t escape from a lab in Wuhan.

    2. Though bacon wrapped shrimp is very good bait, I find it only seems to get nibbles from the freshmen entrants in the CongressShow. If you want to aim higher in the pecking order you need to think differently.

      * For senior level Republicans sex (pick your deviancy of choice) is the preferred bait. Where you deploy the bait can be anywhere from a bathroom stall at Reagan International to the top suite at The Watergate. Gauge according to budget and target.

      * For senior level Democrats money is preferred, usually in small bills neatly wrapped. Deployment is again critical. Southern Democrats seem to prefer cold cash in the family freezer, while Northern Democrats seem to prefer their graft wrapped in a land title, 4bd, 3bth cabin with fireplace, multiples if you can afford it.

      Thank me later, but I beg of you please pass the Grey Poupon, the shrimp is getting cold.

  2. On the one hand, I don’t see piles of corpses on the street corners from The Jab. On the other hand, I never saw (and still don’t see) such piles from the Kung Flu. Myself: not jabbed, not getting jabbed. In this worldwide long-term safety study, a control group is needed, and I’m a volunteer for that. Funny thing, though: Our Glorious Supervisors seem intent on there not being a control group. Hmmmmm, I wonder why? It’s a puzzler.

    Meanwhile, I’ve recently read a book called Virus Mania, which I recommend, and I’m a follower (on Odysee, where she can say what she wants) of one of the authors, Dr. Sam Bailey. Give her a watch — she’s not difficult to look at, and she has an amusing New Zealand accent. After that book, I believe I’m pretty much an anti-vaxxer in general — not just the current Miracle Jab. The entire history of the development of vaccines is pretty horrifying, rife with fraud and moneygrubbing (yes, looking at you, Louis Pasteur, and you too, Jonas Salk).

    Let the reader beware: if you’re comfortable with the way you currently think about these things, then maybe I don’t recommend Virus Mania, which actually calls into question whether any diseases are caused by “viruses.” Yes, I know, the whole cathedral of received opinion in biology and medicine is completely settled around this idea. Perhaps they’re correct. I’m a physicist, and I know that there was a time when all physicists “knew” that waves require a physical medium for their propagation. And that’s true of sound waves, water waves, shock waves and the like. But there’s these electromagnetic waves (light, radio, X-rays, etc). And since they obviously had to travel through something, even though light travels just fine through outer space, they decided that even outer space was filled with a material that they called the “aether,” which conducted EM waves. It had remarkable properties: invisible (of course), but also offering no frictional resistance to the motions of the planets and stars. It was a good story. But there was a problem: no one could measure a velocity of the aether relative to the earth’s surface (by using optical interferometers to detect a difference in the speed of light, depending on the direction of its propagation. There was much anger and consternation. Ultimately, Michelson and Morley did an elegant experiment with an unequal-arm interferometer that they floated in a vat of mercury (being a physicist was hazardous in those days) so that they could rotate it to any orientation with respect to their lab. They repeated the experiment lots of times, at all different times of the year, and never detected any difference in the travel time of the light, no matter how its path was oriented with respect to the flow of the aether: upstream, downstream, sideways … this despite the fact that the earth both rotates at high speed on its axis, and revolves at high speed around the sun. Finally, even the last of the die-hards gave up: no damn aether. And, as it happened, “no damn aether” actually fit in just fine with Einstein’s special theory of relativity when he formulated it … and Maxwell’s equations, which describe EM waves, don’t require a medium either.

    Which is a long way of explaining (sorry!) that, when I hear “virus,” there’s a little echo of “aether” in my head.

    1. “…she’s not difficult to look at…”
      An understatement.
      .
      This is the nastiest filthiest hottest brainiac on two pins.
      Doctor Sam Bailey is a major babe.
      Major.
      If I was into big blue eyes on a strawberry blond… Yum-o!
      .
      Excuse me, I may need to re-watch her twenty minutes of scientifically flirtationation because I maybe missed something.
      I will be in my bunk.

      1. And you have to like someone who pronounces “death” as “deeth.”

    2. The concept of a virus is an interesting one – a tangle of information that wants to use your cells to replicate. It’s not alive, but entirely chemical.

      So odd.

    3. James: If you did not see piles of corpses from the Kung Flu, you were not looking very hard. It all started in the nursing homes. First it was in Insleeland-the WA Soviet Republic, and then in Cuomoland-the Socialist Republic of New Yawk. Granted, the MSM had to keep the flock off-balance by declaring just about every death COVID-related. But, there still was plenty of culling involved within Henry Kissinger’s “Useless Eaters” population category.
      I am in the above category(age 73). And like you, I did not take the jab nor will I. My small tribe and circle of trusted friends are not on board, either. The name of the game now is still vigilance and prepping. Give this lethal cocktail time to do its dirty work on the physiology of all the useful idiots who lined up and rolled up their sleeves. Within the next 18 months, we will see a real-life version of the long-running TV series, THE WALKING DEAD. Bleib ubrig.

  3. Your play-by-play matches what I’ve read and thought through. It doesn’t take forced vaxx, passports, or extra jabs into account. Last time I checked there are plenty of other alphabets once the non-racist Greek letters run out. This is halftime. Plan accordingly.

    2. It was NEVER about science or medicine. That was obvious when the numbers from the Diamond Princess came out and were ignored.

  5. If ADE and something like Marek’s are concerns, then it’s time to do our best to maintain our immunity with good nutrition, adequate sleep, and exercise, while self-isolating as much as possible. Maybe both risks will diminish with time. Maintaining adequate levels of Vitamin D may be crucial. Fauci tells people to get vaccinated, but he (just once, on mic) admitted taking VitD supplements to protect himself. Don’t wait until you know that your sick, and don’t think that “too much, too late” will substitute for “just enough, every day”.

    Too bad about the bars, restaurants, sports arenas, airlines, etc., but ya gotta (not) do what ya gotta (not) do.

      2. Ivermectin is cheap if bought from a veterinary supply place or your local coop. Easy to dose with a syringe marked in pounds of the patient. What is missing is how often to re-dose. Need to review the literature for the dosing schedules used and make a guess. Looks like a lot of range in re-dosing that is effective and safe.

        I can’t find HCQ from a source that I would be willing to trust. Funny thing, in Brazil and other equatorial countries, HCQ is sold over the counter like aspirin. Safety is likely similar to aspirin in that long term use has issues.

        1. 1 ml of liquid ivm to 110 lbs of body weight. Last thing I saw on dosing was every ten days. We were doing 1st and 15th, but have changed. We also do extra if obviously exposed. vitamins too.

  6. Several Quotes go along with this blog:
    1. In an interview, Makary said his concerns might be allayed with a more thorough examination of the safety data.
    “But no one is thinking like this,” he said. “We’ve converted now from being pro-vaccine to vaccine fanaticism.”
    https://news.yahoo.com/vaccine-experts-having-second-thoughts-100022396.html

    2. Prasad believes that the US decision is wrong and that it is better to play it safe. “Vaccination always serves two purposes,” he said, “firstly to benefit the person who gets it and secondly to benefit others. We are willing to do things for the second purpose but not if they are a net harm to individuals.” He thinks that the US should suspend all vaccination in children under 18 and give only one dose of vaccine to men under 25.
    https://www.bmj.com/content/373/bmj.n1635

    -> Watch out for reports that note that the illness rate during the vax trials is similar to expected from the general public. They typically compare full-year-of-controls expected rate to the 3 months of the study. MDs are really terrible with math concepts. Never trust their calcs.

    3. The Australian Gov published an interesting report called “Weighing up the potential benefits against risk of harm from COVID-19
    Vaccine AstraZeneca” recently, Jun 18, 2021. On page 7, they compare 3 exposure risk levels. Even in the highest case, as seen in Europe (likely meaning Italy), there is minimal benefit for anyone under 30 to get the vax. There is no benefit for anyone under the age of 50 in a moderate exposure risk condition. This assessment only looked at the TTS blood clot side-effect. There are other adverse effects from the Vax. The virus assessment was for all effects.

    Full disclosure: My wife and I got the vax. For us, the risk of the virus seemed to outweigh the risk of the minimally tested vax. And that still seems to be the case, for us. It is a real pity that governments and companies have changed to a vax or job or life ultimatum. I will actively boycott the companies practicing coercion over medical issues.

    1. ” There are other adverse effects from the Vax.”

      True, and that’s not good. What concerns me is that we’re just talking about near-term effects. What adverse effects will we know about two years, five years, ten years down the road? We have absolutely no idea.

      My Goodthinker spouse is Jabbed, so I sincerely hope for her sake (and for yours) that there are no long-term consequences. I’m staying in the control group, though.

    2. Very thoughtful. The Jab is now a religious sacrament, as the person you quoted observed.

      We’re not jabbed, but we have had it. So, no real reason (as far as I can tell).

  7. “Heart Attacks In Healthy Young People – As far as I can tell, this is 100% confirmed”.

    Search, “33 year old Jordan Hayes” he was a nasty person. Key word, “was”.

    1. In my son’s unit in the Army, about 3% (4 of around 130-150) of young soldiers suffered heart failure within 36 hours of getting their shots. These were all healthy, fit young men, carried out of the barracks head-first on stretchers.

        1. I’ve sent it out of Faceborg, Gab, MeWe, and several other people’s blogs. I also contacted my Congressthing, whose home page is covered with pro-vaxx propaganda.

  9. i personally know no one that died of covid. i do know, in my small circle, two young men that got vaxxed and wound up hospitalized with myocarditis. one has to live with a pacemaker, at 23 years old. the other is likely never leaving the hospital alive at 25 years old. the big thing for me is why are they pushing so hard on this, with a survival rate near 100%? they don’t push this hard on much more dangerous deseases. i smell a whole herd of rats.

    1. I know one person who died of ‘Rona. When I heard he died, I was shocked he was still alive – he was older than Moses.

      The heart ailment issue is a big one. Why young men???

  11. Something else to think about: the vaccine offered to you may not be the vaccine that was tested. Different production lots could have different contaminants. Different distribution paths could degrade some vaccines more than others, and I doubt that anybody tests the safety of damaged vaccine. (And then, there’s the “conspiracy theory” line that says that different drugs (not even vaccines, necessarily) are being injected into different population groups.) The official line and data is just the Best Case Scenario for the tested vaccine.

    And, whatever precautions you take, don’t assume that they make you immune to illness! The covid-19 vax might significantly reduce your chances of serious illness from covid-19, but non-vaccine prophylaxis improves your odds from all kinds of viruses. If you think that means it’s time for a vacation trip to mingle with the masses (as at the July 4th party in Provincetown, MA), you deserve what you get.

    https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2021/08/06/1025553638/how-a-gay-community-helped-the-cdc-spot-a-covid-outbreak-and-learn-more-about-de
    “… He and everyone else he knew going were fully vaccinated, so he felt safe. “I was definitely going into it with a mindset of, this is all behind us, we’re just going into a super-fun, amazing weekend.” “

  12. Joe Rogan just went down the “what could possibly go wrong” rabbit hole…

    https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/one-step-closer-dictatorship-joe-rogan-slams-vaccine-passports-warns-vax-may-cause

    Rogan – who acknowledge that he’s not a doctor or an anti-vaxx person, says that concerned doctors have been anonymously sending him studies – including one which asserts that an imperfect vaccine can lead to ‘highly virulent pathogens,’ and that ‘vaccines that keep the host alive but still allow transmission can thus allow virulent strains to circulate in a population.’

    “The very sort of environment that we’re creating by having so many people vaccinated with a vaccine that doesn’t kill off the virus, it actually can lead to a more potent virus. Try finding that story anywhere,” said Rogan, who was referring to a peer-reviewed paper published in 2015, in which its authors – from Penn State and the Pirbright Institute concluded that “anti-disease vaccines that do not prevent transmission can create conditions that promote the emergence of pathogen strains that cause more severe disease in unvaccinated hosts.”

    https://journals.plos.org/plosbiology/article?id=10.1371/journal.pbio.1002198

  13. How many people that are fine taking this were adamant that we can’t have rBST(synthetic hormone that increases milk production, very tested) in the milk supply?

    My shocked face that the tests could be (are) a catch all of “You have Something”.

    A liberal friend that flew to AZ via Las Vegas twice to get the jab quicker- “you do realize you basically jumped the line & deprived an AZ citizen of what should have been their shot”.
    Watching too much CNN- You do realize It wasn’t Trump supporters burning down Portland or forming CHAZ, right?
    He’s all for Obamacare, but can’t afford insurance, so he’s just paying the fine.

    1. (shakes head)

      This transcends logical thought. As a precaution, I’d suggest that tossing out techology that’s never been tested in a fight with a (very real) disease that has an average age of death of 80 is notsosmart.

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