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Civil War 2.0 Weather Report: Lessons From France And Falling Apart

“Yes, I shall certainly choose revolutionary France for my holiday again next year.” – Blackadder the Third Why does France have so many rivers?  Water follows the path of least resistance. Those who have an opposing ideology are considered evil. People actively avoid being near those of opposing ideology.  Might move from communities or states … Continue reading “Civil War 2.0 Weather Report: Lessons From France And Falling Apart”

Civil War 2.0 Weather Report – May Edition – Lies and Immigration

Newspaper Headline: “Roman Moroni Deported to Sweden. Says He’s Not From There.” – Johnny Dangerously How should they be deported?  Juan by Juan. Those who have an opposing ideology are considered evil. People actively avoid being near those of opposing ideology.  Might move from communities or states just because of ideology. Common violence. Organized violence … Continue reading “Civil War 2.0 Weather Report – May Edition – Lies and Immigration”

Civil War 2.0 Weather Report: Waiting For A Spark

Too much fuel, not enough spark.” – Ford vs. Ferrari This clock tells when the next Civil War will be. This clock is so accurate, the military keeps it in Afghanistan. Those who have an opposing ideology are considered evil. People actively avoid being near those of opposing ideology. Might move from communities or states … Continue reading “Civil War 2.0 Weather Report: Waiting For A Spark”

Civil War 2.0 Weather Report – Trump And The End Of Civic Nationalism

“You’re not changing anything.” – Rambo What do you call an indecisive body of water?  Well . . . . Those who have an opposing ideology are considered evil. People actively avoid being near those of opposing ideology.  Might move from communities or states just because of ideology. Common violence. Organized violence is occurring monthly. … Continue reading “Civil War 2.0 Weather Report – Trump And The End Of Civic Nationalism”

Civil War 2.0 Weather Report: National Divorce? Getting Closer.

“Dolores, I am making a citizen’s divorce.” – The Man with Two Brains Big Alarm Clock is a conspiracy!  Wake up people! (all non-regular memes are as-found) Common violence. Organized violence is occurring monthly. Opposing sides develop governing/war structures. Just in case. Common violence that is generally deemed by governmental authorities as justified based on … Continue reading “Civil War 2.0 Weather Report: National Divorce? Getting Closer.”

Civil War 2.0 Weather Report: Reprogramming and Coming Apart

“You did. Thirty-five years from now, you reprogrammed me to be your protector here, in this time.” – Terminator II 6:30 is the best time on the Civil War Clock, hands down. (all non-regular memes are as-found) Common violence. Organized violence is occurring monthly. Opposing sides develop governing/war structures. Just in case. Common violence that … Continue reading “Civil War 2.0 Weather Report: Reprogramming and Coming Apart”

Civil War 2.0 Weather Report: Treason and Instability

“There’s a good chance that I… that I may have committed some, uh, light… treason.” – Arrested Development I wish Ma Wilder knew about the FBI every time she asked if the laundry would, “Do itself.” Common violence. Organized violence is occurring monthly. Opposing sides develop governing/war structures. Just in case. Common violence that is … Continue reading “Civil War 2.0 Weather Report: Treason and Instability”

Civil War 2.0 Weather Report: Elections And Narratives

“False Narrative!” – The Death of Stalin When he was four, Pugsley asked, “Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?  Isn’t it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? “ Common violence. Organized violence is occurring monthly. Opposing sides develop governing/war … Continue reading “Civil War 2.0 Weather Report: Elections And Narratives”

Civil War 2.0 Weather Report, Midterms Edition

“$10,000. Is that all it takes to be elected senator these days?” – Used Cars If you’re eighteen, you’re old enough to vote, but not to drink.  But if an eighteen year old looks at the candidates, they’ll understand why the adults are drinking. Common violence. Organized violence is occurring monthly. Opposing sides develop governing/war … Continue reading “Civil War 2.0 Weather Report, Midterms Edition”

Civil War 2.0 Weather Report: They Hate You

“Hell, you boys is in the occupied territory. You’re 40 miles behind enemy lines. That’s smack dab in the middle of World War III.” – Red Dawn Why do angry clocks only tok?  They’re tiked off. Common violence. Organized violence is occurring monthly. Opposing sides develop governing/war structures. Just in case. Common violence that is … Continue reading “Civil War 2.0 Weather Report: They Hate You”