âIt’s ridiculous. Invisible? Whoever heard of anyone being invisible? Unless, of course, you have the ring of power.â – Soap
I told Pugsley the other day to sign my name for a note for school. At least heâll be in practice.
I once heard some psychologist (I think it was a psychologist, it was a very long time ago) on a television show say:Â âChildren are naturally truthful.â
With that one statement, I knew that the psychologist had no children. As a child, I was a horrible liar. My lies were horrible in every sense of the word. I told lies that couldnât possibly be true based on laws of physics that even I knew at my age. And I told them in ways that werenât convincing even to casual observers. As a parent? Oh, my, I assumed anything any of my kids told me before the age of ten was a lie.
I do recall telling one other little kid that I could turn invisible â I think I was five.
Why? I have no idea. But if you tell someone that you can turn invisible, eventually theyâre gonna want to see some sort of proof, even if theyâre five.
Now, however, our politicians and media are teaming up to tell a lie thatâs just as stupid as my âI can turn invisibleâ lie. That lie is this:
Mass shooters with AR-15 weapons are a national problem.
Well, no, theyâre not. At all.
Last year, about 364 people in the United States were killed with âlong gunsâ â rifles. More people have died from vaccinations than have died from AR-15 style weapons this year. More people died falling out of bed (450) and over 2,500 left-handed folks die using right-handed items incorrectly.
People who are left-handed score higher on standardized tests than people who died as infants.
Yes. More people die from being left-handed than from the dreaded âassaultâ weapon.
The odd obsession of the Left (not the left-handed) to take assault weapons, in particular, has long fascinated me. Here is a gun that is provably twenty times safer than doctors with bad handwriting scrawling out prescriptions in what appears (to me) to be some sort of script that only a retarded (yes, Iâm taking it back) chimpanzee with shakes from palsy could produce.
Honestly, for a device produced to expel a projectile at around 3,000 feet per second, the AR-15 is about the safest invention ever. Itâs like the ten million or so AR-15 shoot Nerf® darts if they only manage to kill 364 people a year. So whatâs the deal?
Letâs dissect the idea:Â what really scares the Left about guns?
- First, most gun deaths are Leftists shooting other Leftists.
Washington, D.C., had 920 people shot last year. 95% of the people in Washington, D.C. are Leftists. People shooting each other isnât a problem for the people on the Right, itâs just Leftists shooting each other. People on the Left donât understand why people on the Right arenât upset.
Well, itâs because weâre not killing people and weâre not being killed. Duh.
In fact, if you took lawful gun owners on the Right and their homicide rate (using guns) it would be among the lowest in the world for any country, including those that ban guns outright. The gun homicide rate of people on the Right is similar to people on Mars, and Elon Musk hasnât killed anyone recently.
People on the Right donât shoot each other. Generally, the only time people on the Right shoot people on the Left is when the people on the Left are trying to kill people on the Right. Sure, you can come up with a few oddball examples where somebody on the Right shoots someone, but they are really the âman bites dogâ stories because they are so unusual.
People on the Left killing each other? Thatâs what you call âFridayâ in Chicago.
What did the German say when he went into the French bread store? âGluten tag!â
So, when the latest shooter (FedEx shooter in Indianapolis) showed up, the Left pounced. It was and is the man bites dog story that theyâll use to prove their lie.
To prove the point: the Left was ecstatic when the Boulder killer showed up. They were even more thrilled when it appeared that he had an AR-15. Then reality hit. When the killer proved to be an âintersectionalâ member of two of the Leftâs worshipped classes â an immigrant and a Muslim, the Left was quite sad.
How to get out of their lie?  Blame it all on unfounded claims of âwhite supremacyâ for the killing of nine white people. If thatâs white supremacy, the guy, just maybe, is doing it wrong. Now if the goal was to kill white people in Boulder, well, he got that part just right.
NPR® had a lovely story: âWhy Boulder Is Trying To Keep The Focus On The Victims And Not The Shooter.â See, if itâs a Muslim, they canât even call him what he is â a killer. This was all so that the story could be properly memory-holed. It was the story they were looking for, but just the wrong killer.
Betcha $5 that NPR⢠doesnât run a similar story about Indianapolis.
Now, after half a dozen fizzled attempts to get the narrative they were looking for (someone who wasnât a Leftist shooting other Leftists), they found it.
- Second, individuals with guns scare Leftists, because Leftists love the State.
Leftists love statist solutions. To them, the State is power. Itâs power for their ideas. Leftists donât see a world where they can go and create and change things they donât like. Nope. Leftists see a world where the State has to exist to right all of the wrongs that have been done to them.
Go and create a business that serves thousands or millions of people? Or wait for the State to forcibly take money from other people to give to you as reparations for a crime that occurred decades or even hundreds of years in the past?
Are the hieroglyphs in the pyramid hard to read because theyâre encrypted?
The second one seems ever so much more fun.
But people forget that the Second Amendment was specifically written to prevent tyranny that the People wouldnât put up with. An armed populace are citizens. An unarmed populace are subjects. A stoned populace are Oregonians.
Leftists want subjects, not citizens. Leftist want masses who vote for collectivist politicians so they can take power, and never let it go.
People on the Right? Mainly they just want to be left alone.
- Finally, Leftists politicians are scared because armed citizens limit what they can do.
January 6, 2021 was quite a surprise: a group of people petitioned their government for redress. Was there violence? Yes. Was it less than nearly any of the 2020 Some Black Lives Matter protest? Certainly. Damage was minimal. The only death due to violence was one girl in a red hat who was shot by a cop.
That wasnât the damage.
The damage was to the minds of the elite. They realized that, as Iâve said before, the governance of an armed nation requires the consent of the governed.
Prior to this, the biggest fear of Congress was chlamydia.
Iâll take a second to make an aside. People keep talking about âmajority ruleâ as if there is some sort of magical win that comes from 50% plus one vote. Let me ask a fairly simple question: if a law or rule is so repugnant that 20% of the country finds it intolerable, is that a good law?
Probably not.
Here, however, the elite have figured out Wilderâs Law: 20% of the people, if armed, can stop 100% of the laws, if they are committed enough. And it scares the elite to death. An armed populace always scares tyrants.
My prediction is fairly simple: Americans will continue to own guns. Lots of them. Legally or not.
The Left lies like a group of five-year-olds. They say that âassault weaponsâ are a problem.
Theyâre not. Provably not. The left is lying.
Okay, if I really was invisible for a day? Iâd kick a mime nearly to death.
Children are not naturally truthful. And neither is the Left. And the Left is certainly not invisible, even when they try to convince you they are.