“Shake, a hoax is a humorous or malicious deception. And this is clearly not that.” – Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Okay, I’m sick. I had written one scathing bon mot after another in my head today about this subject. But I’m sick. I’m going to bed after I post this. Instead, we’ll have a fill in the blank caption contest. Let’s keep it PG, folks.
CAPTION A: _________
CAPTION B: _______________
CAPTION C: ________________
CAPTION D: __________________
CAPTION E: _______________
CAPTION F: __________________
America might be going down in flames but the memes are going to be great.
True enough!
Yup.. perfect
Biden’s new Reality Czar will straighten this all out.
Yes, I’m sure that it will be shown that she was seconds away from actual danger.
Light seconds are seconds, right?
John, I’m sorry you aren’t feeling well. Get better soon!
But I’m not going to write your captions here for the same reason I wouldn’t have gone into the legendary Glenn Gould’s practice room to two-finger my (not-so-) lovely rendition of “Chopsticks” on his piano. As the tall basketball players lurking down in the paint used to say after feeding you the ball, “Don’t bring that weak stuff in here.”
Getting better – though 20+ hours of sleep this weekend probably helped.
Thank you for that kind comment!
EVERYTHING is fake and gay.
Well, yeah.
Occasional Cortex slices and dices truth again.
All that bartender practice helps ……
Truth? She doesn’t even have a passing understanding of Truth . . . .
After all, she is a graduate of Boston University. She has been carefully inoculated against recognizing truth and reality.
According to a multitude of press-releases posted to trendy social media outlets, fetching ingenue alexandaria o’casio-cortez “…narrowly escaped potential horridly-awful treatment at the filthy hands of deplorables…”.
Afterward, she proclaimed “Hey, look at me! I am really really, like, important! I, like, make the, like, ‘laws’!”… but nobody much cared to pay her any attention.
It’s horrible that the Snidely Whiplash people left her tied to those railroad tracks . . . .
It only gets better.
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/rashida-tlaib-suffers-total-meltdown-on-house-floor-keep-crying-girl/
Academy award material? GMAB!!!
Ha! Poor Rashida.
For all the larfs you’ve given us we will send you one. I hope you get well soon. (Part is yours to use and keep, no attribution req’d)
Captions: Addresses are for the little people.
Americans. Why did it have to be Americans?
(I know. You’ll have to get Q for these. I just draw stuff)
Ha! Funny!
Esteemed party member comradette kommissarina that’s congresswoman to you deplorable kulak untermenschen scum: Hello 911, I see a horny Viking putsch selfie twist tie coup attempt storming the sacred Blutfahne lectern! Like OMG Like!
Dispatcher: Please press 1 for español, press 2 for Swahili, press 3 for Farsi, press 4 for Hindu, press 5 for Esperanto.
(Elevator Muzak plays)
O/T-Since the animals don’t have any face masks, why are they not piled up everywhere?
If only AOC and Viking Hat guy had met – maybe they are just star-crossed lovers?
A: Does this lipstick make me look like a pig?
B:Help, I’ve fallen and can’t get up.
C:I wonder if they saw the brown stain on my pants.
D:If only I could have ever found Waldo!!
E:I wonder if they know I’m related?
F:But I slept at a Holiday Inn last night.
Ha!!! Thank you!
Maybe not totally PG…
A. That’s not a beard. It’s a noose.
B. Evidence of Absence
C. They ALL want WallBangers?
D. Socially Corrected
E. The one meat even dinosaurs won’t eat
F. Only one of these pussies is correct.
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1358475618673950724
Great stuff!!!!!
A: How White People See Us
B. My GPS was not working
C: Oh the humanity
D. It is only false if you know how to tell the truth
E. I know I heard a chicken but all I smell is crap
F. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own
Ha! Good stuff!