Ahhh, Somalisota, filled with Scandinavian traditions like Medicaid fraud, childcare fraud, autism fraud, and immigration fraud. How would that look to a Somalian who is getting the benefit of, perhaps, $8 billion in illegal benefits while recreating Mogadishu on the Mouth of the Mississippi?
Well, like paradise!
Aren’t you pleased that they’ve been able to live their dreams?
Behind The Music:
All the songs so far are here (LINK). Still working on the downloadable stuff.

Down in Somalisota
by John Wilder
(apologies to the Beach Boys)
Autism,
Child care,
Ooh, we wanna scam ya
Jihad,
Sharia,
Ohh, we want to kill ya
Charity, Medicaid, baby, you’ve been played
Oooh-ohhh, it’s North of Iowa
There’s a place called Somalisota
That’s where you wanna go to
Steal it all
Way down in Somalisota
And bodies in the sand,
Infidel blood melting in your hand
We’ll be falling in love to the rhythm of a
Drive by shooting,
Down in Somalisota
Ilhan Omar, ooh,
Her brother wants to take her
For a green card,
Far away from the Coast Guard
Oh-ohhhh, it’s to the east of Dakota
Ooh, I wanna take you down to Somalisota
We’ll get there fast and then we’ll start a quota
We’ll definitely avoid the Lakota
Way down in Somalisota
Minneapolis, not at all Annapolis
We’ll cut down a tree and we’ll perfect bomb chemistry
By and by we’ll live on welfare and defy all the laws
Afternoon stealing, and moonlit double dealing
That dreamy look under your veil
As they give me a zero dollar bail
Way down in Somalisota
Autism,
child care,
Ooh, we wanna scam ya
Jihad,
Sharia,
Ohh, we want to kill ya
Charity, Medicaid, baby, ohh you’ve been played
Oooh-ohhh, north of Iowa
There’s a place called Somalisota
That’s where you wanna go
To steal it all
Way down in Somalisota
We’ll get there fast and then we’ll start a quota
We’ll definitely avoid the Lakota
Way down in Somalisota
Autism,
Child care,
Ooh, we wanna scam ya
Jihad,
Sharia,
Ohh, we want to kill ya
Charity, Medicaid, baby, ohh you’ve been played
Oooh-ohhh, north of Iowa
There’s a place called Somalisota
That’s where you wanna go
To steal it all
Way down in Somalisota
Autism,
Child care,
Ooh, we wanna scam ya
Jihad,
Sharia,
Ohh, we want to kill ya
Charity, Medicaid, baby, ohh you’ve been played
We’ll get there fast and then we’ll start a quota
We’ll definitely avoid the Lakota
Way down in Somalisota
Down in Somalisota . . . .









