Election Day 2020: Liveblogging Post

“No thank you, Delmar. A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without beddin’ ‘er back down.” – O Brother, Where Art Thou?

How many Russians does it take for Hillary Clinton to lose an election?  None.

Front Matter:  I will start liveblogging (in the comments of this post) the election results when they come in.  I expect this will be about 8pm Eastern Standard Time.  I’ll stop when the mood strikes me – there isn’t a set end time.  I will say this – Standard Time Rules, and I really, really hate Daylight Savings Time.

2020 marks the most momentous election of our lifetimes.  Why?

Trump 2020?

No.

Wilder 2020.  Yes, I am an official candidate.  I can explain.

I’m a skilled professional.

During the state primary season in Modern Mayberry, in Upper-Lower Midwestia, I got a text message from The Boy.

“I put you in as a write-in candidate for NAMELESS OFFICE.”

Immediately I texted The Mrs.  “Hey, honey, please vote for me for NAMELESS OFFICE.”  She didn’t respond.  That’s normal.

I made my own way to the polls, and proudly wrote “John Wilder” in for NAMELESS OFFICE.  It turns out that The Mrs. did, too.

I had three votes.

What does one do with three votes in an insurgent write-in candidacy for NAMELESS OFFICE?  You call the County Clerk the day after to see if you won.

I did that.

“A write in?  Umm, call us next week, sweetie.”

I forgot to call them back.  But then a few weeks later when The Boy was down from State College, he got the mail one Saturday, and brought it into the living room.

I sent a guitar back to the factory once.  I marked it “return to Fender®.” 

“Hey, Pop, it’s a letter from the County.  Are you still burning tires and diesel fuel in the backyard?”  The Boy handed me a big letter – one that might have held the x-ray of bigfoot’s prostate exam.

I opened it.  Nope – not a prostate exam.  It was an official certificate saying that I was an official candidate for election in the 2020 election.  How many of those do you have?

I am running unopposed in the general election.  Since I was running unopposed, I decided on a sneaky campaign:  not let anyone know I was running.  The idea I had was simple – if anyone knew I was running, they would have time to oppose me.  Ha!  I’m too sneaky for that.

But now it’s too late.  There will be one name to vote for:  mine.  I think my chances are good, since I’m sure I’ll get more than the three votes that propelled me on this political odyssey.  I’m hoping for at least a solid dozen votes.

If your refrigerator is running?  I know some people in New Mexico that would vote for it.

You may ask, what does the elected office require me to do?  I won’t give you most of the specifics.  But I did check online and researched the state statutes that describe what I’m being elected to do.  In one, very old book (1883?) I found that I was responsible for the control of underground burrowing rodents.  In none of the modern laws does it mention that I’m responsible for that, but, hey:

The law is the law.

I think I’ll make that the signature of my administration.  I’ll become John Wilder, licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit. 

Ever.

If A is for Apple, and B is for Banana, what is C for?  Explosives.

I’m pretty sure that this will entitle me to a badge and unlimited access to fully automatic weapons, rocket propelled grenades, and plastic explosives.  Okay, maybe not.  But I’m also sure that there are absolutely zero laws in my state that prohibit me from making my own badge.  I think I might design my badge to be a big “W” with lightning bolts hitting an underground rodent.

Maybe it will all be over the top of a nuclear mushroom cloud?

Does my badge allow me to do anything special, like turn into a werewolf and roam the countryside naked in the cool autumn nights looking  for a safe spaceship flight.  Well, no.  But thankfully it doesn’t prohibit that, either.

Does my badge allow me to requisition nuclear weapons from the Federal government to control subterranean rodents?  Well, no.   But it does make the requisition request for fully automatic weapons, an old M-60 Patton tank, three F-16 fighters and 53,000 pounds of Compound C seem reasonable.

I mean, how else would you deal with gophers?  You wouldn’t.  That’s why you need a cold-blooded rodent killer like me.   Badgers?  You don’t need no stinking badgers!

My son said he got awarded the Leslie Neilson badge at school.  I asked him, “What’s that?”  He said it’s a big building filled with kids.

Here’s my campaign slogan:

“Wilder 2020, because you want John Wilder to have access to a badge and enough weapons to overthrow Brazil, even though he only got three primary votes.”

See you in the comments tonight!

Author: John

Nobel-Prize Winning, MacArthur Genius Grant Near Recipient writing to you regularly about Fitness, Wealth, and Wisdom - How to be happy and how to be healthy. Oh, and rich.

451 thoughts on “Election Day 2020: Liveblogging Post”

      2. I just finished watching that with the kid. To amuse myself, I’m teaching the parakeet to whistle the Mockingjay 4 note tune. If Biden ‘wins’ it will become the song of our people.

    3. There is no clear winner. There will be no clear winner until certain Democrat states count, recount, and “find” votes until Biden wins.

      My evidence: “Senator” Al Franken , Minnesota, 2008.

  2. Does anybody need a reason to vote?

    This might help:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu0vlSWdWig

    Vlogger ‘Laura Farms’ describes destroyed farm equipment including harvesters and semi trucks.
    Apparently, this was arson resulting from the equipment flying America flags.
    Her follow-up videos show the community pitching–in to harvest the time-sensitive food on the family farm.

    After marxists destroy farmers, what are they eating?

  4. I’m ready, I’ve got the corn pop um you know the the come on man, oh ya the popcorn all set to go….

  6. I saw somewhere that Trump’s October surprise was a presidential pardon for Corn Pop. Maybe it was this site – getting old and forgetful is troublesome, just ask the Democrat guy . . . Joe, joe uh something. You know. C’mon man

  7. I saw somewhere that Trump’s October surprise was to pardon Corn Pop. That will set off the left.

  8. Okay, so I’ve got your rodent (a gopher) experiencing a violent electric shot from giant lightning bolt striking him in his burrow with a giant flaming mushoom cloud in the background pierced by a giant W.

    Onna badge.

    Do you want it clean and modern or all old-fashioned & wood-cut-y?

    One of my final Ninktober prompts was “electric” after all. Gotta head out. Back in a few,

  9. Love the gallows humor! (seems appropriate for the season) Let the drinking, err, games begin! Or drinking games. Results may vary.

  11. I’m heading out to vote now. I’ll be home soon with a bottle of Wild Turkey in hand. I need to join in tonight’s reindeer games. Looking forward to a YUGE night…MAGA!

  12. Sadly no drinks tonight – we haven’t found our Mayberry yet so I’m still in some uh… colorful territory. If things get extra spicy in my metro area we’ll have to boogie and the last thing I want is a DUI on a night of chaos, y’know?

    Looking forward to the liveblog though! I’ll have to keep count of the shots and catch it up another night.

  15. “What truly matters is not which Party controls our government, but whether our government is controlled by the people.” Donald Trump, Inaugural Address 2016

  23. Maine and NH should have been insta-blues, like VA. Since they haven’t called those, the D’s could be in for a very long night!

  25. KY just went red. Normally, you’d take this as a sign that maybe you should stop, but I’m living dangerously tonight.

    1. The big disappointment for me? My results aren’t even on the County website. Regardless, I am claiming victory!

  28. Quick call for blue VA, but I’m going to hold off on that until more than 50% is in.

      1. Fairfax is closer than I thought it would be, but there’s some weird downstate early blue leads, too. I’m not holding my breath, but I’m not slamming the table with 6% in, either.

  31. Biden’s early FL lead now down to less than 100K with ~85% reporting. 2000 redux?

    1. To me, that Georgia isn’t called for Trump is a surprise. Also, there are several states that should be gimmes for Trump that haven’t been called.

      1. GA is still only at ~5% reporting, and one of the counties is Cobb. I’m thinking they’re going to wait to see how the other Atlanta metros go and then make the call.

      1. Lead has shrunk to Biden +330K with ~70% reporting. Was at a cool half-mil earlier.

          1. Biden +210K with ~77% reporting. Odd reporting pattern, though – many rural counties showing blue, but with unreasonable Biden leads and apparently slow reporting. If it does end up being key, expect to see some lawsuits.

  39. Very early (~15% reporting) results from RI are making it look like a battleground. Providence just recently had a taste of 2020-style peaceful protests, and Providence County is at 52-45 Biden with 20% reporting.

    1. Good news. Very good news, especially from the NYT, where I regularly read:

      World Ends Tomorrow!
      Women And Minorities Hit Hardest

    1. Sadly I expect AZ to go blue this time around. Lived here my whole life and I’ll miss the weather, but we have too many college kids who come for the indoctrination and stay because of air conditioning.

      1. That’s scary . . . AZ is fairly important . . . plus I heard that when a guy from Arizona died and went to Hell, he asked Satan for a blanket.

  43. Northern Maine is a red area, and the electoral votes are not winner take all, they will probably split again. NH is a toss-up. Outside the cities, ballots are paper and pencil

  44. Northern Maine is a red area, and the electoral votes are not winner take all, they will probably split again. NH is a toss-up. Outside the cities, ballots are paper and pencil

  45. Everything quiet before the 9pm hour . . . .

    Notice they call obvious states for Biden, but not for Trump. Hmmm.

  46. Trump will win Texas.

    Called Kansas, Louisiana, Nebraska (mostly), Wyoming, North Dakota, and South Dakota . . . Drink!

    1. Hope you’re right about Texas.

      I’m watching RSBN and they say Texas isn’t going well.

      Hopefully they are high.

      Okay now I see it’s light red, make up your mind guys…

    2. I’m confused about the time stamp at the head of the posts. It indicates that you are 8 hours ahead of me and I’m in, unfortunately, CA. Help me out, please. Is it the servers? In Europe?

      Never mind. I saw the time stamp on my own post and it also indicates 8 hours ahead of me. I suppose it must be the servers location, not the location of the individual posters.

    3. Just got back, opened our Trumpslide wrapped Adult Beverage… Q got me my favorite sippin’ Bourbon!

      Reading through the comments I had to drink three times. Keep it up!

      In other news I finished the nuclear explosion & am starting on the electrocuted rodent.

        1. Got the daughter product working on the Latin passive future (imperative) “Murae” Delendere (???) est! And yes, I want a theme song!

  48. North Carolina: tightening. Ohio: tightening. Texas? Trump. Georgia? Trump.

    If that holds (plus Arizona), win one of Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, or Minnesota to win.

    Whew!

    1. Yeah, Trump is pulling away in GA – Dekalb only expected major blue county yet to report. NC Biden +110K, ~90% reporting. OH close, PA too early to tell. TX – all major blue areas reporting, most reds not yet, and Trump within easy striking distance.

  51. If Biden only wins Milwaukee and Dane in WI, this election is officially over.

    1. Yeah, I just looked at those results. But what I love most about Wisconsin is that they told me I get great cellphone reception there. They said that even the smallest town has four bars.

        1. 🙂

          I even do request posts. There has never once been a request for a post on a subject that I haven’t done.

          1. Perfesser,
            I would like your insights on:
            * Bug-Out Boats
            * Hoof care for mules
            * An easy yet direct route to me at 18

          3. Collect, edit, and update your TEOWIKI stories.

            Then sell it as a book on Amazon.com. Or wherever. As the Mountain Who Writes says, the goal is : Author gets paid.

      1. Loved his Home-field Advantage series. I was checking his site like Hunter hitting the pipe

        1. Joe is amazing. A great writer, and certainly a better man than I am.

          My only saving grace is I’m funnier.

        2. Weeellll, I can picture Ginger AND Mary Ann making a sandwich, but to further elaborate on said sandwich, this comment may not be approved.

    1. Biden +9K on my map. That’s an amazing feat of reporting, truly. Lost 98% of his lead in 90 minutes.

      1. Biden is toast in the Tarheel state. I heard, though, that in North Carolina, Alcholics Anonymous is known as NCAA.

  61. Is anyone else having severe withdrawal symptoms now that the endless campaign commercials have stopped?

    I need more bourbon…

  62. I am going to make an early call:

    Trump is going to win. Investing advice? Sell salt futures. There will be too much salt to mine from Leftist tears – it will crash the market.

    1. John – – Think you are spot on.

      Pez for all, arriving copiously & pronto !!!

    4. If 2016 was “In the Hall of the Mountain King”, 2020 is starting to look like “O Fortuna”

  64. “Once we know the results from all 50 states, we’ll have to wait for the votes from Russia, France, Belgium, The Congo, and Argentina to be counted. Only *then* will we be able to Tweet the winner of the election.” – some desperate CNN natterburbler

  65. Holy shi….about 1/4 of the map just went red all at once. Trumpslide is on.

  66. Trump is catching up in IL. I repeat, Trump is narrowing the lead in IL. Significantly.

      1. Biden grabbed a big chunk in the past 10 minutes, and Cook County is still only about 50% counted, but for it to look even close with the Chicago counties all having reported *somewhat* had to be a sobering moment for at least one DNC quant.

  67. Someone needs to remind the pollsters that they said, “If we get this wrong, we will never be taken seriously again.”

    3. I think every time they look at their non-paid retweets and follows, they’ll be reminded. Lots of folks already weren’t taking them seriously.

      1. To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their various gender identifications.

  70. My favorite part about Election Night coverage is hearing from experts about counties I’ve never been to, will never visit, and will never hear about again.

    1. Ha! Yes!

      Now an idiot is on Fox talking about Climate Injustice being related to (lost interest).

      Noah, get the boat.

    2. My favorite is hearing about counties where I’ve actually *lived* and still seeing how wrong they are about the situation on the ground there. And I been everywhere, man.

      1. You’ve been everywhere, man?
        You’ve been everywhere, man?
        Crossed the desert’s bare, man?
        Breathed the mountain air, man?

        (sorry)

        1. I have literally been to 75% of the places Johnny lists off in that song. Not to live, but I’ve been there.

          “Devil’s Lake for Pete’s sake”

  71. “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” – H. L. Mencken

    I’m of the mind that this election will give us something good and hard, whether it’s socialism via Biden and the Green New Deal, or Deep State payback by a Trump with nothing more to lose. I could be wrong, and I’ve had a couple beers, so…

  73. Good Heavens. We’ve consumed all of the wine in the house except for my homemade wine (not good) and strawberry Moscato. Nothing to drink.

    Except for the case of beer. And the liquor.

  75. RI election officials apparently don’t want to see any more. Been stuck at 40% reporting for a good long time now, and with all counties still red. It’s only 4 EC votes, but that they’ve stopped sending in results is probably noteworthy.

      1. Glyph has Rodentes Delendi Sunt. But it’s yours to decide. Consult the missus and let us know.

  77. The AP called Virginia early this evening, but the latest results that the AP reports from Virginia shows Trump ahead of Biden by 6 points. Is Virginia possibly still in play?

    1. I think so. Amazing, right?

      It’s like, “Hey, Democrat bros, let’s take the guns. What could go wrong?”

  78. Workin’ in the salt mine
    Goin’ down, down, down
    Workin’ in a salt mine
    Oops, about to slip down
    Workin’ in a salt mine
    Goin’ down down, down
    Workin’ in a salt mine
    Oops, about to slip down
    Five o’clock in the evenin’
    I’m already up and gone

  81. Trump is well ahead in Ohio as well, but the AP hasn’t called it for him. The news commentators on CBS don’t seem particularly upset even though Trump is not doing as badly as the polls were telling us. I’m guessing that they really are holding out hope for the mail-in ballets.

    1. It’s magical belief. The Leftist Internet forums The Mrs. stalks are melting down. And they’re talking about breaking out of the Union.

      1. Smart Mrs! The lib blogs are a great place to confirm and measure conservative successes. DailyKos is my go-to – I imagine the comments there coming from a padded room somewhere on the Internet. The downside, she’ll have to do a Silkwood shower afterwards…

    2. Maybe they know something we don’t….Biden ballot printer go brrrrrrrr…..

      1. Nah, they’re avoiding crying. Trump’s lead in Florida is greater than the uncounted ballots.

        (sigh)

        1. Well, you’re 100% right.

          Cut the water. The power. The roads.

          Oh, wait, we saw this. Escape From New York.

  83. “How the he….ck is Iowa still leaning blue?” *checks* “Oh, 50% reporting – got it.”

          1. Loads of Crazyfornians are for Trump. We had a 3 hour Trump train go through town last week, only 1 hour away from Silicon Valley. When Obozo ran there were stickers and yard signs all over. Biden, meh, I’ve seen 4.

          2. Enthusiam matters. It means you go to vote rather than go home and hit the vidya games.

            Biden has all of the charisma of a damp dishrag. Voters only voted against Trump.

  86. Hennepin County, MN breaking 70-27 Biden. “Thank you sir! May I have another?”

      1. Seems that way to me too. Split screening multiple sites and FOX and they never let the gap close even with states reporting over 90% Trump. All a little odd.

  88. Dear Satan,

    Can you please turn up the heat on Sen. McCain a few more degrees?

    And leave his family a little reminder that they sold their souls and you have a nice, comfy place awaiting them in the afterlife.

    Sincerely,

    America

    1. Channeling Donald Trump:

      John McCain, sitting in the Senate with his huge tumor brain bump. Very disrespectful.

  90. CBS is putting Biden at 168 electoral votes versus 111 or so for Trump because they won’t give him Florida or Texas.

  92. WI, MI, PA all say results will be out later in the week. They are obviously *very* upset that Trump is leading so I guess we are going to have a second election where lawyers and judges get a voting round.

      1. I wish, but judges and lawyers. They’re votes count at 10x what our votes do. This is 2000 all over but without the humor of hanging chads. Will more pics of Hunter Biden’s whiddlydoo prevent a civil war?

    1. Devil’s advocate: They think they can use the mail-in ballots to tip the balance.

  95. I’ve also been following Decision Desk HQ, and it has electoral votes distributed as follows: 206 for Biden and 162 to Trump. But the majority of the states that are still disputed (which includes Pennsylvania) are leaning toward Trump. It looks like Biden could pick up another 32 or 35, based on the current numbers, with the rest to Trump. The mail-in ballots may very well be where this winds up.

  96. Call it, you jags. Just call it. You lost! You ran a dementia patient and he still took 200+ EC votes – take heart! But you still lost. Just eat crow for another 4 years and try to not be such complete ***holes next time.

      1. The CBS on-air mouth-breathers keep emphasizing the large number of mail-in ballots. The “red mirage” is their strategy for winning.

        1. So you’re saying the huge Biden leads reported early in every single large state Trump has won or is winning *weren’t* the mail-in votes being counted ahead of the in-person votes?

  97. Trump is ahead by 14 points in Pennsylvania, but they still won’t call it for Trump.

  99. Trump wins GA by ~7-11 points but it takes 4 hours to call it. We have the most honest propaganda parrots the world has ever seen.

  100. Trump will win VA. Calling it here, after listening to more sober pundits put how far Trump is leading into perspective.

    1. Eh – down to +55K with 80% reporting. Not sure how far I want to dig into it, but just knowing that it’s purplish is heartening.

      1. checking MSNBC,,,cringe,,,poor ole Carville talking about how the lawyers will take care of the Dems and that the numbers give them a good start. Sure a different perspective from earlier in the night,

    2. I’m in desperate need of a hair cut. Should I brave riots or just ask Codex to shave it on the back porch tomorrow?

          1. Poor man. He forgets that I am the only person in the history of my biology department to break a Bausch and Lomb spectrometer, But no one knows how I managed do it.

      2. Easy answer. Back porch. But put the hair under the porch so that if you ever sell the house, there are bundles of hair under the porch. Then the new owner would wonder,

        “Where did ALL THIS HAIR COME FROM????”

        This actually happened to me (bought a house with porch hair).

        1. Why not just do it out on the lawn? Like the neighbors are going to say “Oh, there they go again, just puttin’ all that hair out where it can blow onto the house. Why can’t they be decent folks and shave it on the porch?”

        2. Yuck. Are you sure it wasn’t skunk or raccoon hair? Ya’know, something less gross than serial-killer trophy manes?

          1. Serial killer was one of my choices.

            But have you ever seen a blonde skunk, I mean outside of Looney Tunes?

          1. Yeah. Like a trash bag full. There wasn’t a trash bag, but there was an amazing (really amazing) quanity of hair.

            I even used it to help fill a depression in the back yard.

  102. The CBS mouth-breathers are now talking about Michigan and Wisconsin, even though Trump is leading in both, that no one even knows how many ballots have been cast because they are still coming in. However, there is a lot more talk from them that is trying to softly break the news that Trump is going to win. Funny enough is that after Ohio was called, one of the pundits started saying that “we predicted that earlier” even though they were calling it wide open all evening.

  103. 80% of the votes have been counted in Georgia, but not enough to call the election; even though traditionally they can tell after just a few percentage have been counted.

  104. Why not just do it out on the lawn? Like the neighbors are going to say “Oh, there they go again, just puttin’ all that hair out where it can blow onto the house. Why can’t they be decent folks and shave it on the porch?”

  107. OMG! I just found 7000 PA ballots marked for Biden on my lawn! I’m in WA. Can anyone tell me how to make sure the Dems in PA can pick them up in the next 9 days? Can I use UPS?

      1. Not with my luck. The bear raiding my garbage (I hope I spiced it *just right* tonight to keep the little s&(*)cker away will probably file a ‘hostile workplace’ form and state apparatchiks would conduct a full raid. The missing ballots will be found and they’ll deport me to Canada.

        And not the good parts of Canada, either.

  108. Left wing media has been shifting to “what Biden has to say coming up in 30 minutes, ” Is he going to be bold enough to (prematurely/wrongly) call a win?

      1. I would hope, but wouldn’t put it past the handlers. Maybe something recorded? Need something to energize the rioters

          1. Not quite a declaration of Victory, but still first to put out a message. That alone may be a small victory, at least in the court of public opinion. I also realize if Trump made the same statement at the same time the headline on 99% of the outlets would be about the apocalypse.

  111. Pretty sure Virginia is going to Biden
    2563 precincts of 2585 reporting
    Biden 51.81%
    Trump 46.28%

    Rhode Island stuck at 95% with 2000 vote advantage for Biden

    Really neat that some of these states like Wisconsin have called a lid on their vote counting. Not like both sides aren’t baring fangs at each other or anything.

        1. It was a LOT of hair. A lot of LONG hair. And we met the previous owners. She wasn’t blonde.

          Where did the blonde hair come from?

          2. Not unless she was a bigfoot.

            HUGE AMOUNTS OF HAIR. Imagine, buying a house with HUGE AMOUNTS OF HAIR.

            It was all consistently the same color.

            For a while, I wondered if there was a body buried there. Then?

            I guess I decided I didn’t care. Meh. She’s not haunting us.

          3. It could have been a bigfoot. You don’t know. I don’t know. But bigfoot’s exist! Or bigfeet. The grammar nazi’s don’t even know.

            Was it curly on one end? Could it have been Ginger’s hair? Why was Ginger named Ginger when she had blonde hair? Or has the Mandela effect hit me again?

          4. Nope. Long, straight blonde hair.

            Seriously – imagine your porch had a pit that was filled with an absurdly large amount of hair, regardless of length or color.

            And, yes, I really did fill a depression in my yard with some of the piles and piles of hair.

  116. MSNBC finally calling Florida for Trump…of course they say no Dem felt that Biden was really going to win, it was on the “wish list”

    2. I didn’t realize pants were required at this lil shin-dig, now I feel foolish

      2. No worries. The only reason I had mine on was that I had to get the Mrs. down to pick up the ol’ vehicle in the shop about 5 hours ago.

  119. Biden being a nice guy and telling his supporters that they’re not going to get a no-show concession at 2AM again. What a swell guy.

    1. Yup.

      Amazing that we can’t count ballots in 2020 that we could easily do 40 years ago.

      (channelling Trump)

      Sad.

          1. Pretty sure it is because of all the Hidden Figures he uses in his equations…

  122. GA deep dive: you’re not going to find +200K Biden votes in half of Dekalb County. Call it Trump.

    Won’t do a NC deep dive – that really is a close one. I’m not sure what it would take to call it either way. Trump up 70K after trailing by 500K still strikes me as weird, but I’m not going to try to quantify it.

    PA: Allegheny and Philadelphia Counties slow-walking it, and I’m starting to wonder if they understand that it doesn’t matter. They need to get Biden +600K and given their current reporting, it’s not possible. Count every single vote and still come up 200K short.

    MI: Trump +260K. Don’t even think about it – that’s a red state this time around.

    WI: Dane’s votes are in and Milwaukee’s are half-in, and there’s no way you’re wringing +100K Biden votes anywhere. Also a red state this time around.

    MN: I mean, you still root for the Vikings. Sure – give your EC votes to Biden.

    MT: Trump.

    AK: Trump.

    Given that, I’ll just grant Biden AZ + NV’s 17 EC votes. Hell give him NC and a the squiggly parts of NE and ME. Good job getting 249, guy.

  123. That was a strange election night – another first.

    Several states pending and the vote counters simply turn off the lights and grab a beer.

  125. And the referee just called a foul on the home team before the kickoff. The signals say… Unsportsmanlike conduct?

  127. Good morning everyone. At least I’m hoping it will be. I fell asleep (passed out) around 1 AM. I’m nursing a mild hangover. Are we looking okay?

  128. Biden just took the lead in MI. Trump trails by 20K votes in both MI and WI. He’s gotta win one or the other or it’s all over.

  130. I show Trump 231, Biden 244 with Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin in play.

    Wisconsin doesn’t have a state-level election reporting service. What?!? We have to use AP (least offensive election news service?) for the unofficial results.

    California 2020 had a lot less voters for Biden and Trump versus 2016 Clinton v Trump.

    2020
    Biden 7,717,469
    Trump 3,895,847

    2016
    Clinton 8,753,788
    Trump 4,483,310

    Disappointed by the Trump showing in California. There was a lot more enthusiasm in 2020 for Trump than in 2016. No parades, no demonstrations in 2016. Lots of that in 2020.

    What happened to all the voters? This election was as exciting as it can get, so apathy shouldn’t be the cause.

    My guess is they got tired of living in apartments in the cities. Maybe some got infuriated with the government leftism and bailed. So 1M Dems + 0.6M Reps chose houses in cities in nearby states like Arizona, Nevada, Oregon, Colorado. Throw in a little Texas and Idaho for good measure. And they took their voting habits with them.

    1. My gut is telling me Biden is gonna win both WI and MI as the mail in ballots are counted. You know what Porky Pig used to say – Tttthhhaaattttsss all, folks!

      Overall, despite a very close Biden win, a very bad day for Dems. They failed to get the Senate by three seats and lost 20 seats in the House. Not at all what was expected, zero blue wave.

      1. And Trump has nobody to blame but himself. If he wasn’t standing on bloody stumps knee deep in spent brass that’s piled up over the last four years, he’d have won this race easily with winged feet.

        1. Yeah, I expect the barest of Biden victories when this is over. Unfortunately. And I expect it to be a drawn-out contested process involving the courts.

          You are right. There was no blue wave, the pollsters were kidding themselves. And lying to ourselves is so easy to do. The Senate is retained. House seats by the Dems were lost.

          Even in my lefty state, there were a lot of victories: increasing business property taxes, restoring affirmative action, voting at age 17 in primaries, additional rent control, burdening of dialysis clinics, and elimination of cash bail all failed!

          And Uber and Lyft approved to bypass AB5.

          We also had local House and State Assembly victories.

  131. You’ll need a singular rodent then.. and it’s one of those weird adjectives that get turned into nouns. Literally “gnawing” (ones). I’ll check back with Glyph. You could do Mus* (or Rattus) delenda est (the mouse must be destroyed) but that lets the gophers off the hook. We’ll go with whatever you decide.

    *there’s a little hat over that “u”.

    1. Gotcha! Rattus Delenda Est!!!!! So perfect. And, I’m nearly certain I won, as I had 353.33 times the the vote count of my nearest opponent.

      1. I show Arizona, Georgia, and Pennsylvania in play. Arizona was un-called for Biden by ABC and since they are not Trump fans, we’ll go with it and put Arizona back in the bucket.

        But at Trump: 232 v Biden: 259, Trump has to run the rest of the table perfectly, and Biden only needs one more state.

        1. This election is so 2020: never-ending, painful, sudden twists like the Sharpie markers (so like the Murder Hornets), perpetual inaccurate analysis by the talking heads, spreading across the US with agonizing slowness, and funded by China.

  134. Trump won the election. The Democrats are winning the cheating. Like they always do.

    There is no law, only Zuul.
    There will be war.

  135. The election has been stolen.
    There is plenty of information out there explaining how the marxists were finally able to pull this off:

    https://davejanda.com/general-tom-mcinerney-hammers-the-deep-state-voter-fraud-operation/

    This link explains in more detail how this Cyber Weapon is used. This interview was the day before the election.
    This names names, Brennan, Comey, Mueller….funded by Soros…war room that Obama organized has making this happen.
    Many names involved that you will recognize.
    The algorithms will be meant to look like foreign interference if found.
    This is really happening and we will no longer have the USA as we know it.

    This is why they could run the aging Biden and the marxist Kamala.
    They are only the pawns, the game is fixed.

    First report on Monday:
    https://noqreport.com/2020/11/02/democrats-colluding-with-cia-to-launch-intelligence-operation-that-alters-voting-machine-results-report/

    And yesterday:
    https://noqreport.com/2020/11/04/hammer-and-scorecard-lt-gen-mcinerney-explains-the-election-hack-by-democrats/

    They have been fine tuning these methods since 2012.

    I have verified all this with someone I know at the top of the government food chain. I know that doesn’t mean much to anyone, but this will all come out and the truth will be seen.

    Be safe everyone, we’ve entered the next phase.

  136. I gues s im a little slow on the uptake, but how is it that all the down ballot elections have been decided, but we are still finding and counting presidential ballots. In my rural back water allthe ballots were on th e same page.

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