The Franklin Files

So, here’s a collection of memes of Franklin the beloved character from books meant for little kids.  As I mentioned in the original post that led to this creation, I used to watch the Franklin cartoon with my eldest son. It was a simple cartoon where Franklin kept getting into moral dilemmas.

The opening lyrics were something like:
Hey, it’s Franklin,
Comin’ to your house

Being me, I couldn’t stop thinking that it would have sounded better if it was:
Hey, it’s Franklin, 
Comin’ to kill you 

So, the Secretary of War X’d out this, which led to a backlash from the creator, which led to . . . a meme  explosion. Maybe he heard the opening theme the same way I did?

Here are some I found on just one day on December 3, 2025.

Enjoy!