“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.” – Airplane

Jill caught Joe chewing on electrical wires, so she had to ground him.
Joe Biden is having his worst week in office. In fact, so far his time in office has been an utter string of failure that makes the whole farce looks like it’s on purpose. Let’s just look at the catalog of mess (not in order) that he’s created/made worse since last January.

I thought that Biden was in denial, but from the picture, looks like he was in the Suez.
- In March, that cargo ship blocked the Suez Canal. Not Biden’s fault (probably) but I think Kamala might have been driving.
- Increased inflation so it is now at multi-generation highs. Biden has successfully turned the economy into the number one fear of Americans. I guess that’s one way to solve the COVID crisis.
- International embarrassment about fleeing Afghanistan in the middle of the night. Certainly, we should have left, but we left like a fat man sneaking away from the dessert bar with a full plate.
- Announced a mandate for workers at companies with over 100 employees to force-vax as a last-ditch effort to get support, only to have the Supreme Court deny it. This actually was to his benefit, except that it makes him look weak politically. Or like an old man with dementia.
- Actually got in place a requirement for health care workers paid by Uncle Sugar to be force-vaxxed. While it might seem like a political win, the fallout from the health care systems will be very dark indeed – expect emergency levels of personnel shortages coming soon.

How does a pirate set up his Bluetooth speaker? Parrot with his phone.
As I’ve mentioned before, Biden has made himself as popular as morning-after-tequila breath. People actually would rather have that volcano that just exploded near Tonga as president, since it would certainly do less damage to the country. A tornado? That would be a huge improvement on Biden – at least the tornado stops destroying after a while.
In previous years, I would have asked the question, how could it get worse? But since I asked that question about 2020 “How could 2021 be worse?” I’ve learned to stop tempting fate since I don’t want a plague of Leftist vampires with electric cars to appear suddenly as the Sun goes nova. So, I don’t want to push my luck.
With good measure. Biden’s problem is that . . . he has nothing but problems. I had a boss once who said, “Nothing succeeds like success.” What he meant by that was that when things were going well, if you could keep them going you could end up in a virtuous circle. Things just got better and better, and the momentum led from one victory to the next.

Little known fact: you don’t need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice.
Success leads to success. Does failure lead to failure? Absolutely. Joe Biden’s life is a patchwork of failure that somehow has led to him to the most epic failure of all politicians since Louis XVI said, “Nah, you can ignore them. The peasants never do anything.”
But failing politicians are like failing businesses. They’ll do almost anything to try to turn things around. Businesses will borrow increasing amounts of money while promising increasingly ludicrous deals. Politicians will . . . do exactly the same thing. Except with a politician, they’ll toss in war as a bonus.
That’s just what Joe is doing. Why would we want to increase the size of NATO by one Ukraine? I have no idea. But right now, I have no idea why NATO exists. The Warsaw Pact and Stalin are both long gone, so who, exactly, are we worried about attacking Europe?
And why would we care about Ukraine enough to do, well, anything? When Putin took the Crimean peninsula over, I was surprised – surprised he didn’t control it already. But, again, why would we care? I personally wouldn’t care if Guatemala took over Nicaragua, but that would be far more relevant to the United States than Ukraine is. I see no role for the United States in any of these issues, but I’m not a politician looking to score popularity points like Joe.

I’m glad I wasn’t born in Ukraine. I don’t speak a word of Ukrainian.
Additionally, though, Biden is playing the war card inside the United States, defining over 80,000,000 Americans as “terrorists” that the FBI just hasn’t organized terror plots for. I do hear that the 2022 New Year’s Resolution of the FBI is to make their plot planning just a little less obvious. The big advantage here is the government can time their schemes so they get all the Federal holidays off.
In one sense, Trump should be happy he isn’t in office: the economy is was cooked for 2021 no matter what happened. The aftermath of the COVID-19 shutdowns combined with the currency faucets spraying cash everywhere was bound to create an additional economic catastrophe. That was baked into the cake already.
But Biden took that situation and made it worse. The biggest mistakes were (and are) the Federal stimulus bills that have directly led to the inflation we’re seeing today. You can only pour so much money into an economy until it shows up everywhere.
And it’s about to get spicy for Biden, the Federal Reserve® has signaled that they’re more than fine with abandoning Biden, too. The only real cure for an inflating currency is to dry it up through higher interest rates.

If you had a dollar for every time you thought about me . . . you’d think about me more often.
The higher interest rates will (eventually, and if the rates are high enough) reduce inflation. But the cost includes lowered prices on things people need to borrow money to buy, like houses. So, while interest rates make borrowing more expensive, housing prices will drop, while rents stay high, and inflation remains.
Joe’s approval rate is 33% now. What will it be when that perfect economic storm hits?
I bet that week will be even worse.


























































































